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How often do you usually get a haircut ?

Never! Washed it today though...

Every 2-3 weeks. Went to a buzzcut and do it myself. Still have all my hair, but no maintenance wins.

Every 4-6 weeks

I don't advise a haircut, man. All hairdressers are in the employment of the government. Hairs are your aerials. They pick up signals from the cosmos, and transmit them directly into the brain. This is the reason bald-headed men are uptight.

at this point, pre covid

Mowhawked, 3 weekly…

DemonFilth2001 wrote: ↑Sun Mar 02, 2025 7:34 am Every 4-6 weeks

Got home from getting mine cut 10 minutes ago. Will go back in April.

Is this a trick question?

$tEvil

2-3x a year.

Rob Zombie and I probably have same schedule
Chick that does mine is hot as Zombies wife

Whatever Happened To… wrote: ↑Sun Mar 02, 2025 7:48 am I don't advise a haircut, man. All hairdressers are in the employment of the government. Hairs are your aerials. They pick up signals from the cosmos, and transmit them directly into the brain. This is the reason bald-headed men are uptight.

There is more truth to this then most would believe.

When the US got Native Americans in the service as trackers they noticed a dramatic drop in their performance from when they recruited them. They went to the Native Elders and asked why they were told "it's the haircuts". Makes sense since hair does at least pick up things like wind direction.

But it goes deeper than that.

The first thing the enemy does to a slave is shave his head. It takes your mojo.

I get my hair cut once a year and get a 2 guard on the sides and back so I lose a pretty good mullet once a year. My scalp fucking burns for about a week losing all that hair and I literally feel less myself with all that hair gone. It sucks.

The story of Samson and Delilah wasn't complete horseshit; there is a kernel of truth in it.

every 3-4 months..

MOON wrote: ↑Sun Mar 02, 2025 12:10 pm every 3-4 months..

Same here. My hair grows super slow. Pretty good coverage for a guy pushing 50

I shave it every 2 to 3 days!!

Once every three weeks, tops, usually once every two.

MetalSludgeCEO wrote: ↑Sun Mar 02, 2025 10:24 am Is this a trick question?

$tEvil

Oops … Sorry Stevie !!!

Once a month.

I'll get the ends trimmed every coupla months, and dye as necessary.

Before growing my hair out I would go every Friday at noon for a skin fade I had a cool cut.

Once Covid started the barbers were closed and I was able to live my dream of growing my hair out! 4 years later longer hair! I get it trimmed every 4-5 months

Probably every six to seven weeks.

Once every 3 months.

Every three weeks.

Every 6 to 8 weeks

I cut it myself about twice a year.
I layer it into a shag, then grow it out.

DemonFilth2001 wrote: ↑Sun Mar 02, 2025 7:34 am Every 4-6 weeks

Same here.

have not had a hair cut in years. I may dye it, or as I call it, stain it, twice a year.

Every 3 months.

Once a year.
Usually before it gets blazing hot

metalslayer wrote: ↑Sun Mar 02, 2025 12:32 pm

MOON wrote: ↑Sun Mar 02, 2025 12:10 pm every 3-4 months..

Same here. My hair grows super slow. Pretty good coverage for a guy pushing 50

Nice. I got a bad bald spot. I'm 51. I cur it short. Once it gets to shaggy, I cut it. I imagine I am a few yrs away from doing what my dad does. Which is shave it down to a "2" every few weeks