Guys-Ever Bang a Really Fat Chick?

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Guys-Ever Bang a Really Fat Chick?

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Do tell!
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I ain't telling, fuck that shit, I'mma sweep them deets under the carpet!
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Not that you know of.
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Yep.
Doing the dog and all she kept saying was “put your hands on my back” over and over again.
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VinnieVincentsVag wrote: Tue Mar 04, 2025 11:56 am Yep.
Doing the dog and all she kept saying was “put your hands on my back” over and over again.
Hands or ham?
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No, but once with a college chick after I was out of college. It was a one-time-only thing. Got her panties off, and it was a full-on winter bush. Not trimmed in the least. I was taken aback but took one for the team. My wife is smoof as silk and just how I like it.

I don't think I could have a go with a pig.
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Hatchets Molly wrote: Tue Mar 04, 2025 12:31 pm No, but once with a college chick after I was out of college. It was a one-time-only thing. Got her panties off, and it was a full-on winter bush. Not trimmed in the least. I was taken aback but took one for the team.
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Nope. For a few years in college, when I got drunk I got more selective.
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Most will say they haven’t but really they have. I used to drink pretty heavy back in my younger years so you already know what my answer is. The big ones need lovin’ too.
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"I've never been that broke." (Jiminy Glick)

It's funny though how fat girls like coming up with better-sounding words on dating apps when they're just fat.

They like to say they're "thick", they have thighs, they have a booty... nope, they're fat in their pics. Their only "curves" are the fat rolls.

Fat fat fatty fat-asses.
"If you find yourself in a fat bitch pussy just remember it's because you're broke." (Kanye West)
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TeslaFan wrote: Tue Mar 04, 2025 4:29 pm Most will say they haven’t but really they have. I used to drink pretty heavy back in my younger years so you already know what my answer is. The big ones need lovin’ too.
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