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JOHN 500s Knights In Satan's Service Museum only $500

Posted: Mon Mar 10, 2025 11:37 am
by BadDogWater
In May 2025, John 5 will open up his person collection for the first time ever to fellow KISS fans around the world with his brand-new Knights In Satan Service Museum of KISS Memorabilia in Los Angeles, California.

Guided tours will be open to the public for one month only (with a possible expansion).

Current dates available are May 5-9, May 12-16, May 19-23 and May 27-30. Each will be led by John 5 himself who will provide tons of rich detail and answer any questions in an expansive 2 hour session. There will be a maximum of 6 guests per session.

Secure your place now - Limited Dates Available


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Re: JOHN 5s Knights In Satan's Service Museum only $500

Posted: Mon Mar 10, 2025 12:51 pm
by HueyRamone
If you had 5 bros, it's only $83 each to hang with John 5 and look at Kiss krap.

Thats less than almost any Meet n greet, and you dont get whisked in for a 45 second autograph and photo, but hang with him for 2 hours?

J5 is a millionaire rock star, he's not gonna make an appointment with each dork for $40.

Or am i misreading this, and it's $500 per person, not per group?

Re: JOHN 5s Knights In Satan's Service Museum only $500

Posted: Mon Mar 10, 2025 1:10 pm
by EzyRider
So John5 is a Mr Universe level Kisstard??

This explains everything!! :twisted: :twisted:

ps- I just checked and it's $500 per dork. I added two tickets and it was 1000 bucks

https://john5store.com/collections/fron ... ice-museum

Re: JOHN 5s Knights In Satan's Service Museum only $500

Posted: Mon Mar 10, 2025 2:28 pm
by HueyRamone
EzyRider wrote: Mon Mar 10, 2025 1:10 pm So John5 is a Mr Universe level Kisstard??

This explains everything!! :twisted: :twisted:

ps- I just checked and it's $500 per dork. I added two tickets and it was 1000 bucks

https://john5store.com/collections/fron ... ice-museum
I guess that makes sense. J5 cant spend 2 hours dorking it up for only $500. I wonder how few dorks will make the event not be cancelled/postponed? I assume there needs to be at least 4 dorks for it to be worthwhile.

Re: JOHN 5s Knights In Satan's Service Museum only $500

Posted: Mon Mar 10, 2025 3:44 pm
by FreddyFender
BernieTaupson wrote: Mon Mar 10, 2025 3:14 pm
That brings up an interesting point. He’s done a shitload of stuff but half of it didn’t sell shit (like that S&M Rob Halford band he did). I know he’s worked with a bunch of people, did he ever cowrite a massive Avril Lavigne song or anything? He wasn’t on Mechanical Animals just some MM albums that didn’t sell particularly well.
He's from a rich family - went out to LA to cosplay as a rock n roller.

Many such cases.

https://screamermagazine.com/interviews ... of-john-5/

Re: JOHN 5s Knights In Satan's Service Museum only $500

Posted: Mon Mar 10, 2025 11:24 pm
by Sleek
More like John 500, amirite?

Re: JOHN 5s Knights In Satan's Service Museum only $500

Posted: Mon Mar 10, 2025 11:26 pm
by FreddyFender
BernieTaupson wrote: Mon Mar 10, 2025 4:14 pm I wondered if that might have been the case. Not really accurate to call him cosplaying though, he’s done a lot of stuff at a high level.
His guitar sound in Crue suggests otherwise

Re: JOHN 5s Knights In Satan's Service Museum only $500

Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2025 9:16 pm
by Zinny
BernieTaupson wrote: Mon Mar 10, 2025 4:14 pm I wondered if that might have been the case. Not really accurate to call him cosplaying though, he’s done a lot of stuff at a high level.
What’s the most famous song he’s written or played on?
I honestly don’t know.

Re: JOHN 5s Knights In Satan's Service Museum only $500

Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2025 6:57 am
by HueyRamone
BernieTaupson wrote: Tue Mar 11, 2025 10:11 pm Doubt there is one. But that’s the same with Glenn Hughes or Doug Aldrich or Ripper Owens and dozens of other guys. They don’t have a famous song either.
You dont think Burn is a famous song?

Re: JOHN 5s Knights In Satan's Service Museum only $500

Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2025 8:36 am
by MetalSludgeCEO
John 5 is... one of the nicest guys in this industry!

$tEvil

Re: JOHN 5s Knights In Satan's Service Museum only $500

Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2025 9:39 am
by EzyRider
HueyRamone wrote: Wed Mar 12, 2025 6:57 am
BernieTaupson wrote: Tue Mar 11, 2025 10:11 pm Doubt there is one. But that’s the same with Glenn Hughes or Doug Aldrich or Ripper Owens and dozens of other guys. They don’t have a famous song either.
You dont think Burn is a famous song?
Sick BURN dood!!

Re: JOHN 5s Knights In Satan's Service Museum only $500

Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2025 9:40 am
by NeonKnite
When you're there, ask him why he holds his guitar up by his tits.