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Why is Bert playing Every Rose while in Hot Tub?
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gtrjay
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Why is Bert playing Every Rose while in Hot Tub?
I’m completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. These two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death.
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Re: Why is Bert playing Every Rose while in Hot Tub?
Well, gtrjay, true artists take risks and explore art outside of the boundaries that many would consider "safe" or "comfortable", which is exactly what Bret is doing by risking it all in a hot tub.
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Re: Why is Bert playing Every Rose while in Hot Tub?
Aerosmith87 wrote: ↑Sun Mar 23, 2025 3:35 pm Well, gtrjay, true artists take risks and explore art outside of the boundaries that many would consider "safe" or "comfortable", which is exactly what Bret is doing by risking it all in a hot tub.
Oh wow. I hadn’t thought of that.
I thought a risk would be more like writing a new song vs rehashing the same crap but in a hot tub trying to look cool.
I’m completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. These two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death.
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Re: Why is Bert playing Every Rose while in Hot Tub?
Well, Pee13 likes it.gtrjay wrote: ↑Sun Mar 23, 2025 3:56 pmAerosmith87 wrote: ↑Sun Mar 23, 2025 3:35 pm Well, gtrjay, true artists take risks and explore art outside of the boundaries that many would consider "safe" or "comfortable", which is exactly what Bret is doing by risking it all in a hot tub.
Oh wow. I hadn’t thought of that.
I thought a risk would be more like writing a new song vs rehashing the same crap but in a hot tub trying to look cool.
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Re: Why is Bert playing Every Rose while in Hot Tub?
Bert's idea of taking a risk is driving around in a convertible or trying to board a helicopter without losing the wigdana.
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Re: Why is Bert playing Every Rose while in Hot Tub?
dmbrocker wrote: ↑Sun Mar 23, 2025 5:47 pmWell, Pee13 likes it.gtrjay wrote: ↑Sun Mar 23, 2025 3:56 pmAerosmith87 wrote: ↑Sun Mar 23, 2025 3:35 pm Well, gtrjay, true artists take risks and explore art outside of the boundaries that many would consider "safe" or "comfortable", which is exactly what Bret is doing by risking it all in a hot tub.
Oh wow. I hadn’t thought of that.
I thought a risk would be more like writing a new song vs rehashing the same crap but in a hot tub trying to look cool.
I’m completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. These two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death.
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Re: Why is Bert playing Every Rose while in Hot Tub?
To be fair, if you have the option for your cock to be warm and wet while you were playing guitar, why WOULDN'T you take it?
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Re: Why is Bert playing Every Rose while in Hot Tub?
That was pretty ghey. What's up with these lazy musicians not writing any new songs?
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Re: Why is Bert playing Every Rose while in Hot Tub?
I avoided this thread until now. Not a fan of Poison or Bert solo, but that was g-hay AF. That song is also an immediate NEXT for me.
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Re: Why is Bert playing Every Rose while in Hot Tub?
Because he is desperate for attention and being in the spotlight.
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Re: Why is Bert playing Every Rose while in Hot Tub?
That's a fresh coat of shoe polish he's sporting on that beard! Hope he doesn't dunk under the water,,, well I guess the wigdana prevents that anyway.
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Re: Why is Bert playing Every Rose while in Hot Tub?
Charles Bukaki wrote: ↑Sun Mar 23, 2025 6:29 pm Bert's idea of taking a risk is driving around in a convertible or trying to board a helicopter without losing the wigdana.
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