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For a glorious millisecond I thought this was about Jonathan Cain playing for Ministry.
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As hardcore athiest as I am, I sometimes wish heaven and hell were real so these fucking faux-Christians could get a huge surprise when they kick the bucket
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I know Neal Schon is a dirtbag, but Jonathan Cain is the absolute worst.
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Gibsonite wrote: ↑Sat Mar 29, 2025 2:16 pm As hardcore athiest as I am, I sometimes wish heaven and hell were real so these fucking faux-Christians could get a huge surprise when they kick the bucket
Oh yeah, I feel that 100%!
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I wonder how many elderly dementia sufferers get conned by these phony pricks each day?
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i am the worst example of a xtian. I cuss like a sailor but I believe and I am an honest person regardless, warts and all. but these televangelists kooks, they are nothing but charlatans and I can't even wrap my head around how many ppl follow these ppl with the lives and their money. Like I have said many times, I believe in God somewhat but a lot of his followers are nuts.
what about that nut job that just told the deacons to lock the doors and nobody is leaving until they donate 40 grand??? He should have burst into flames for that.
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demolition23 wrote: ↑Sat Mar 29, 2025 12:52 pm For a glorious millisecond I thought this was about Jonathan Cain playing for Ministry.
I did too, as Al is currently going back to the early synth-pop stuff & I thought "No way, I never knew Jonathan Cain played with Ministry!?"
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tooth wrote: ↑Mon Mar 31, 2025 7:53 am
demolition23 wrote: ↑Sat Mar 29, 2025 12:52 pm For a glorious millisecond I thought this was about Jonathan Cain playing for Ministry.
I did too, as Al is currently going back to the early synth-pop stuff & I thought "No way, I never knew Jonathan Cain played with Ministry!?"
The only thing better than Jonathan Cain playing for Ministry would be him playing for Revolting Cocks. I'm sure his wife would love that.
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All those filters aint gonna pay for themselves.
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She's friggin' bonkers.
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Turner Coates wrote: ↑Wed Apr 02, 2025 6:39 pm She's friggin' bonkers.
Check it out:
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