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This is an old lookin' 54, dawg...

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Look at the old man lines in Kid Rock's neck! Those are the lines of a 70 year old!

He does have a nice Herbert Alonzo Mountain Dew Cammacho outfit, tho.
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That is all alcohol!

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With more than a few Marlboros mixed in.
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Eek! He's got grandpa jaw.
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Appearing soon at the "NEW, IMPROOVED" Kennedy Center (in place of The Berlin opera).
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Kid Rock looks like he deals fentanyl out of a single wide.
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My name is Grandpa Rock!!!!
His granddaughter is 10
11 years from now she will marry one of Tommy Lee kids after knowing him for a day
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Where is his suit? I guess it's frowned upon to show up in black sweats because your country is at war, but if you show up looking like a carnival barker, it's okay.
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LitaStrauss wrote: Tue Apr 01, 2025 6:00 pm Where is his suit? I guess it's frowned upon to show up in black sweats because your country is at war, but if you show up looking like a carnival barker, it's okay.
We are not giving him millions of our tax dollars, he can wear what he wants
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BernieTaupson wrote: Tue Apr 01, 2025 7:05 pm Image

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Isn't Foxworthy something like 70? Hell, I'm 54 and easily look 10 years younger than Kid Rock.
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Only God knows what kind of partying he's been doing since his rapping days.
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Could he beat up Tommy Lee now? I'd like to see that fight, what is Netflix waiting for?
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Winner gets a shot at the "been in Pam Anderson's pussy" title, which Brandon currently holds after knocking out Tommy a while ago.
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He’s cut pretty good for 54, still has the energy and the moves … great show!
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The guy that got enraged and shot up his cases of Bud Light in his back yard now wants to be the guy to 'bring people together'.

Clown.
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Kicking ass. Most people here don't go to concerts at 54 because they don't want to stand for 2 hours and can't be out past 9:00pm.

Kid Rock and Chris Janson celebrating America in 2025!
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I'm guessing President Stinky Pants has no idea who this asshat is.
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NeonKnite wrote: Wed Apr 02, 2025 3:47 am The guy that got enraged and shot up his cases of Bud Light in his back yard now wants to be the guy to 'bring people together'.

Clown.
He had no problem shooting up that case, because he had twelve more ready to go. Dude is apparently a huge drunk these days, Stevie nailed it.
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Kid Rock doesn't bother me.
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Anthrax442 wrote: Wed Apr 02, 2025 6:27 am He had no problem shooting up that case, because he had twelve more ready to go. Dude is apparently a huge drunk these days, Stevie nailed it.
He certainly is showing physical signs of it.

He's a total phony.... like most MAGA.
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HueyRamone wrote: Tue Apr 01, 2025 4:02 pm Image
He does have a nice Herbert Alonzo Mountain Dew Cammacho outfit, tho.
My first thought as well...
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MetalSludgeCEO wrote: Tue Apr 01, 2025 4:19 pm That is all alcohol!

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and cigars and sun (or tanning beds) too! I've known many people (mostly girl) who age prematurely because of all the tanning.

The dude still has like no body fat. I guess he doesn't eat! It's all Jim Beam and cigars, all the time!
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NeonKnite wrote: Wed Apr 02, 2025 6:59 am
Anthrax442 wrote: Wed Apr 02, 2025 6:27 am He had no problem shooting up that case, because he had twelve more ready to go. Dude is apparently a huge drunk these days, Stevie nailed it.
He certainly is showing physical signs of it.

He's a total phony.... like most MAGA.
I'd have to find it, but there's an article I read in the last two months or so where Kid Rock invited a writer (might have been with The Atlantic), to his compound to interview him, and the writer bent over backwards to try to be sympathetic to him, implying there's a difference between Kid Rock the persona and Robert Ritchie, but what really came out of it was that Ritchie basically spent the entire day drinking, and it seemed like a significant part of it wasn't that he was drinking to have a good time, it was to cover up his own iniquities, because he kept asking things like, "Do you like the place?" when referring to the compound.
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Anthrax442 wrote: Wed Apr 02, 2025 8:30 am
NeonKnite wrote: Wed Apr 02, 2025 6:59 am
Anthrax442 wrote: Wed Apr 02, 2025 6:27 am He had no problem shooting up that case, because he had twelve more ready to go. Dude is apparently a huge drunk these days, Stevie nailed it.
He certainly is showing physical signs of it.

He's a total phony.... like most MAGA.
I'd have to find it, but there's an article I read in the last two months or so where Kid Rock invited a writer (might have been with The Atlantic), to his compound to interview him, and the writer bent over backwards to try to be sympathetic to him, implying there's a difference between Kid Rock the persona and Robert Ritchie, but what really came out of it was that Ritchie basically spent the entire day drinking, and it seemed like a significant part of it wasn't that he was drinking to have a good time, it was to cover up his own iniquities, because he kept asking things like, "Do you like the place?" when referring to the compound.
It was Rolling Stone, I think.

And yeah, the writer had finally had enough, but Kid was begging him to stay and hang out more, like he was lonely.
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is that Richard Petty
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We should add him to the death pool.
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NeonKnite wrote: Wed Apr 02, 2025 3:47 am The guy that got enraged and shot up his cases of Bud Light in his back yard now wants to be the guy to 'bring people together'.

Clown.
He doesn't think trans people count as "people", obv.
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Booze and a bit of ice to get motivated.
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purple70rt wrote: Tue Apr 01, 2025 8:20 pm
LitaStrauss wrote: Tue Apr 01, 2025 6:00 pm Where is his suit? I guess it's frowned upon to show up in black sweats because your country is at war, but if you show up looking like a carnival barker, it's okay.
We are not giving him millions of our tax dollars, he can wear what he wants
He looks like a box of fireworks that can give you HPV. It's like if the American flag was designed by Ed Hardy.
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I mean, he wasn't very good looking in the first place. And he's really skinny and skinny people don't age well in the face. Always thought he had a methy look to him and wouldn't be surprised if he is a closet tweaker since he's hella moody and Rich Trailer Trash is his brand. Add heavy drinking and, here ya go.
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