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This is an old lookin' 54, dawg...
Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2025 4:02 pm
by HueyRamone
Look at the old man lines in Kid Rock's neck! Those are the lines of a 70 year old!
He does have a nice Herbert Alonzo Mountain Dew Cammacho outfit, tho.
Re: This is an old lookin' 54, dawg...
Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2025 4:19 pm
by MetalSludgeCEO
That is all alcohol!
$tEvil
Re: This is an old lookin' 54, dawg...
Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2025 4:30 pm
by Bono Nettencourt
With more than a few Marlboros mixed in.
Re: This is an old lookin' 54, dawg...
Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2025 4:36 pm
by NineteenEightyFour
Eek! He's got grandpa jaw.
Re: This is an old lookin' 54, dawg...
Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2025 4:44 pm
by Turner Coates
Appearing soon at the "NEW, IMPROOVED" Kennedy Center (in place of The Berlin opera).
Re: This is an old lookin' 54, dawg...
Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2025 4:59 pm
by exitflagger
Kid Rock looks like he deals fentanyl out of a single wide.
Re: This is an old lookin' 54, dawg...
Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2025 5:16 pm
by LAglamrocker
My name is Grandpa Rock!!!!
His granddaughter is 10
11 years from now she will marry one of Tommy Lee kids after knowing him for a day
Re: This is an old lookin' 54, dawg...
Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2025 6:00 pm
by LitaStrauss
Where is his suit? I guess it's frowned upon to show up in black sweats because your country is at war, but if you show up looking like a carnival barker, it's okay.
Re: This is an old lookin' 54, dawg...
Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2025 8:20 pm
by purple70rt
LitaStrauss wrote: ↑Tue Apr 01, 2025 6:00 pm
Where is his suit? I guess it's frowned upon to show up in black sweats because your country is at war, but if you show up looking like a carnival barker, it's okay.
We are not giving him millions of our tax dollars, he can wear what he wants
Re: This is an old lookin' 54, dawg...
Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2025 9:31 pm
by Van Ailin'
Isn't Foxworthy something like 70? Hell, I'm 54 and easily look 10 years younger than Kid Rock.
Re: This is an old lookin' 54, dawg...
Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2025 12:33 am
by Psychobolia.com
Only God knows what kind of partying he's been doing since his rapping days.
Re: This is an old lookin' 54, dawg...
Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2025 1:23 am
by mullet_head
Could he beat up Tommy Lee now? I'd like to see that fight, what is Netflix waiting for?
Re: This is an old lookin' 54, dawg...
Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2025 1:27 am
by mullet_head
Winner gets a shot at the "been in Pam Anderson's pussy" title, which Brandon currently holds after knocking out Tommy a while ago.
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Re: This is an old lookin' 54, dawg...
Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2025 1:34 am
by Jason Jennifer Leigh
He’s cut pretty good for 54, still has the energy and the moves … great show!
Re: This is an old lookin' 54, dawg...
Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2025 3:47 am
by NeonKnite
The guy that got enraged and shot up his cases of Bud Light in his back yard now wants to be the guy to 'bring people together'.
Clown.
Re: This is an old lookin' 54, dawg...
Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2025 4:27 am
by gtshark1
Kicking ass. Most people here don't go to concerts at 54 because they don't want to stand for 2 hours and can't be out past 9:00pm.
Kid Rock and Chris Janson celebrating America in 2025!
Re: This is an old lookin' 54, dawg...
Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2025 6:01 am
by TravisBicklesMohawk
I'm guessing President Stinky Pants has no idea who this asshat is.
Re: This is an old lookin' 54, dawg...
Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2025 6:27 am
by Anthrax442
NeonKnite wrote: ↑Wed Apr 02, 2025 3:47 am
The guy that got enraged and shot up his cases of Bud Light in his back yard now wants to be the guy to 'bring people together'.
Clown.
He had no problem shooting up that case, because he had twelve more ready to go. Dude is apparently a huge drunk these days, Stevie nailed it.
Re: This is an old lookin' 54, dawg...
Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2025 6:34 am
by tooth
Kid Rock doesn't bother me.
Re: This is an old lookin' 54, dawg...
Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2025 6:59 am
by NeonKnite
Anthrax442 wrote: ↑Wed Apr 02, 2025 6:27 am
He had no problem shooting up that case, because he had twelve more ready to go. Dude is apparently a huge drunk these days, Stevie nailed it.
He certainly is showing physical signs of it.
He's a total phony.... like most MAGA.
Re: This is an old lookin' 54, dawg...
Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2025 7:02 am
by thechefs2003
HueyRamone wrote: ↑Tue Apr 01, 2025 4:02 pm
He does have a nice Herbert Alonzo Mountain Dew Cammacho outfit, tho.
My first thought as well...
Re: This is an old lookin' 54, dawg...
Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2025 7:03 am
by DonJuanDeMarco
MetalSludgeCEO wrote: ↑Tue Apr 01, 2025 4:19 pm
That is all alcohol!
$tEvil
and cigars and sun (or tanning beds) too! I've known many people (mostly girl) who age prematurely because of all the tanning.
The dude still has like no body fat. I guess he doesn't eat! It's all Jim Beam and cigars, all the time!
Re: This is an old lookin' 54, dawg...
Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2025 8:30 am
by Anthrax442
NeonKnite wrote: ↑Wed Apr 02, 2025 6:59 am
Anthrax442 wrote: ↑Wed Apr 02, 2025 6:27 am
He had no problem shooting up that case, because he had twelve more ready to go. Dude is apparently a huge drunk these days, Stevie nailed it.
He certainly is showing physical signs of it.
He's a total phony.... like most MAGA.
I'd have to find it, but there's an article I read in the last two months or so where Kid Rock invited a writer (might have been with The Atlantic), to his compound to interview him, and the writer bent over backwards to try to be sympathetic to him, implying there's a difference between Kid Rock the persona and Robert Ritchie, but what really came out of it was that Ritchie basically spent the entire day drinking, and it seemed like a significant part of it wasn't that he was drinking to have a good time, it was to cover up his own iniquities, because he kept asking things like, "Do you like the place?" when referring to the compound.
Re: This is an old lookin' 54, dawg...
Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2025 8:33 am
by HueyRamone
Anthrax442 wrote: ↑Wed Apr 02, 2025 8:30 am
NeonKnite wrote: ↑Wed Apr 02, 2025 6:59 am
Anthrax442 wrote: ↑Wed Apr 02, 2025 6:27 am
He had no problem shooting up that case, because he had twelve more ready to go. Dude is apparently a huge drunk these days, Stevie nailed it.
He certainly is showing physical signs of it.
He's a total phony.... like most MAGA.
I'd have to find it, but there's an article I read in the last two months or so where Kid Rock invited a writer (might have been with The Atlantic), to his compound to interview him, and the writer bent over backwards to try to be sympathetic to him, implying there's a difference between Kid Rock the persona and Robert Ritchie, but what really came out of it was that Ritchie basically spent the entire day drinking, and it seemed like a significant part of it wasn't that he was drinking to have a good time, it was to cover up his own iniquities, because he kept asking things like, "Do you like the place?" when referring to the compound.
It was Rolling Stone, I think.
And yeah, the writer had finally had enough, but Kid was begging him to stay and hang out more, like he was lonely.
Re: This is an old lookin' 54, dawg...
Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2025 9:08 am
by aznsquirt
is that Richard Petty
Re: This is an old lookin' 54, dawg...
Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2025 9:26 am
by NeonKnite
We should add him to the death pool.
Re: This is an old lookin' 54, dawg...
Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2025 11:50 am
by GoodJudge
NeonKnite wrote: ↑Wed Apr 02, 2025 3:47 am
The guy that got enraged and shot up his cases of Bud Light in his back yard now wants to be the guy to 'bring people together'.
Clown.
He doesn't think trans people count as "people", obv.
Re: This is an old lookin' 54, dawg...
Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2025 3:51 pm
by ParaDime77
Booze and a bit of ice to get motivated.
Re: This is an old lookin' 54, dawg...
Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2025 4:00 pm
by LitaStrauss
purple70rt wrote: ↑Tue Apr 01, 2025 8:20 pm
LitaStrauss wrote: ↑Tue Apr 01, 2025 6:00 pm
Where is his suit? I guess it's frowned upon to show up in black sweats because your country is at war, but if you show up looking like a carnival barker, it's okay.
We are not giving him millions of our tax dollars, he can wear what he wants
He looks like a box of fireworks that can give you HPV. It's like if the American flag was designed by Ed Hardy.
Re: This is an old lookin' 54, dawg...
Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2025 11:03 am
by Cindy Buzzedimisa
I mean, he wasn't very good looking in the first place. And he's really skinny and skinny people don't age well in the face. Always thought he had a methy look to him and wouldn't be surprised if he is a closet tweaker since he's hella moody and Rich Trailer Trash is his brand. Add heavy drinking and, here ya go.