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He is so cringe and unaware
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I saw that yesterday, does anyone know what it’s about?
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BernieTaupson wrote: Sat Apr 05, 2025 4:20 am Image

And puts makeup halfway up his face.
He looks so old. Trying to hide part of his cheeckbones and the jay leno chin by not applying makeup there makes it even worse.
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rubysdad wrote: Sat Apr 05, 2025 10:57 am I saw that yesterday, does anyone know what it’s about?
I don't know what company it is, but I saw an ad yesterday on Instagram where Billy Idol was wearing professional clothes and I think the tagline was the same, or similar. Something about rock stars and professionals.

https://www.udiscovermusic.com/news/bil ... ommercial/
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I hardly recognized him in a shirt, he usually wears a blouse.
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I thought you were insinuating Paul was gonna lip sync again.
That’s false
Risingfarce, white male age 60, said so
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JamesHetfieldsAcneScars wrote: Sat Apr 05, 2025 11:00 am Trying to hide part of his cheeckbones and the jay leno chin by not applying makeup there makes it even worse.

He actually got a chin implant in the late '80s or early '90s.
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Mister Freeze wrote: Sat Apr 05, 2025 8:03 pm
JamesHetfieldsAcneScars wrote: Sat Apr 05, 2025 11:00 am Trying to hide part of his cheeckbones and the jay leno chin by not applying makeup there makes it even worse.

He actually got a chin implant in the late '80s or early '90s.
Some might say he’s getting chin implants for far longer than that.
Some, not me but.
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After Forever video and before Unholy video.
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rubysdad wrote: Sat Apr 05, 2025 11:00 pm
Mister Freeze wrote: Sat Apr 05, 2025 8:03 pm
JamesHetfieldsAcneScars wrote: Sat Apr 05, 2025 11:00 am Trying to hide part of his cheeckbones and the jay leno chin by not applying makeup there makes it even worse.

He actually got a chin implant in the late '80s or early '90s.
Some might say he’s getting chin implants for far longer than that.
Some, not me but.
Chin implants go on the inside.
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Danzig in the Dark wrote: Sun Apr 06, 2025 11:55 am
rubysdad wrote: Sat Apr 05, 2025 11:00 pm
Mister Freeze wrote: Sat Apr 05, 2025 8:03 pm

He actually got a chin implant in the late '80s or early '90s.
Some might say he’s getting chin implants for far longer than that.
Some, not me but.
Chin implants go on the inside.
I assumed he’d swallow, can’t messing up the make up now.
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rubysdad wrote: Sun Apr 06, 2025 10:23 pm
Danzig in the Dark wrote: Sun Apr 06, 2025 11:55 am
rubysdad wrote: Sat Apr 05, 2025 11:00 pm

Some might say he’s getting chin implants for far longer than that.
Some, not me but.
Chin implants go on the inside.
I assumed he’d swallow, can’t messing up the make up now.
That's why it doesn't cover his entire chin.
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rubysdad wrote: Sat Apr 05, 2025 10:57 am I saw that yesterday, does anyone know what it’s about?
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https://blabbermouth.net/news/paul-stan ... r-campaign

People think of Gene as the money grubber, but Paul also isnt gonna leave a dollar on the table.

"We're retiring as a makeup wearing performing entity. But we will be performing, just not in makeup. And will be wearing makeup, just not performing."
LAglamrocker wrote: Tue Oct 22, 2024 8:07 pm You can tell Sleek had nothing to do with this…thats why it’s so entertaining
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Its an extension of his superbowl ad, goofing on corporate types who call the dude in accounting a "rockstar".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=duxK1mVJTgQ

It doesnt even really make sense unless you have seen the other one
LAglamrocker wrote: Tue Oct 22, 2024 8:07 pm You can tell Sleek had nothing to do with this…thats why it’s so entertaining
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Let's pause for a moment to recognize how weird it is to call oneself a STARCHILD unless you're under 10 years old. I never gave it a thought until today. What about STARLORD or STARGOD...but STARCHILD??
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