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This guy has meltdowns that make Wolfgang and Sebastian look like Mr. Rogers.

Trump posted this today. Sounds like Bruce might have some issues at the border coming back. He'll be able to avoid ICE because he was born to run!

"I see that Highly Overrated Bruce Springsteen goes to a Foreign Country to speak badly about the President of the United States. Never liked him, never liked his music, or his Radical Left Politics and, importantly, he’s not a talented guy — Just a pushy, obnoxious JERK, who fervently supported Crooked Joe Biden, a mentally incompetent FOOL, and our WORST EVER President, who came close to destroying our Country. If I wasn’t elected, it would have been GONE by now! Sleepy Joe didn’t have a clue as to what he was doing, but Springsteen is “dumb as a rock,” and couldn’t see what was going on, or could he (which is even worse!)? This dried out “prune” of a rocker (his skin is all atrophied!) ought to KEEP HIS MOUTH SHUT until he gets back into the Country, that’s just “standard fare.” Then we’ll all see how it goes for him!"

He also posted today:
"Has anyone noticed that, since I said “I HATE TAYLOR SWIFT,” she’s no longer “HOT?”

Yeah because she just spent two years doing the biggest tour in history and is taking a break. I'm sure she'll be fine.

Anyone that cares about this is going to have one conversation: "Springsteen actually looks pretty good for his age while Trump is a fat POS."

Springsteen is only THREE YEARS YOUNGER. That has to eat him alive.

This is the part where somebody ignores what 75 year old men typically look like and posts a photo of Bruce looking old.

I get that horrible things are happening and are going to continue happening but my god this sort of shit is so boring and like a bad re-run.

Had to deactivate on BlueSky and Threads because the feeds read like it’s 2017 all over again.

Right now it’s like, oh, let me guess, some retired general is going to do a ‘take down’ of Trump implying Bruce will have trouble at the border citing law and military protocol, some high profile political operative will vouch for Bruce and Taylor’s character (‘Bruce is a friend of mine’) and call Trump’s comments ‘outrageous’, and people on my side will feel better about themselves and say “we sure showed him, he’s so stupid lulz”.

And meanwhile 70% of the country either loves it or couldn’t possibly care less if they were even aware in the first place. Rinse/repeat.

I welcome this behavior with open arms. He's sliding into dementia with an enthusiasm that makes Joe Biden look like Will Hunting. Take a man that deeply insecure and now make his brain pudding. These episodes are going to get gradually more humiliating for him and even better, the MAGAts will never acknowledge what's happening.

Trump RULES!

Great, I love Trump even more now!

I like when he poops his pants and everyone has to pretend they don't smell it.

THE FART OF THE DEAL

Don't you wish GW Bush was entertaining enough to go after the Dixie Chicks?

One of the most interesting things about Dump Fever is that if he were any one of our fathers, we'd be talking with our siblings about a nursing home. If my dad was pooping his pants and saying stuff like "I invented the word 'equalize'" and "Nobody uses the word 'groceries' anymore," it would be a very sobering situation for the family.

I wouldn't let this man drive me to the store.

By all means, let Cap'n Poopypants be your hero! America the Free.

Leader of a country calling own citizen "a jerk". Just astonishing anyone would accept talk like this from a president.

kanister wrote: ↑Fri May 16, 2025 10:22 am Leader of a country calling own citizen "a jerk". Just astonishing anyone would accept talk like this from a president.

Plenty of rubes, rednecks, and racists are just lapping it up.

pieceofme wrote: ↑Fri May 16, 2025 10:41 am

kanister wrote: ↑Fri May 16, 2025 10:22 am Leader of a country calling own citizen "a jerk". Just astonishing anyone would accept talk like this from a president.

Plenty of rubes, rednecks, and racists are just lapping it up.

I tend to believe they are jerking off into their own mouths instead.

Thinking about the ridicule I would've endured if I ever said "Joe Biden is just like Jesus Christ" and he's just a stammering smoothbrain working on an ice cream cone.

LitaStrauss wrote: ↑Fri May 16, 2025 8:09 am This guy has meltdowns that make Wolfgang and Sebastian look like Mr. Rogers.

Sounds like Bruce might have some issues at the border coming back. He'll be able to avoid ICE because he was born to run!

The Boss is always spouting his mouth about Trump, instead of just playing his music. He is an insufferable twat.

Press Pass wrote: ↑Fri May 16, 2025 1:35 pmThe Boss is always spouting his mouth about Trump, instead of just playing his music. He is an insufferable twat.

He probably spent a couple minutes out of a 2.5 hour show talking about Trump. Sounds pretty sufferable to me.

Look, I'm just poking fun, not trying to give you Trump guys grief. But his main appeal was supposedly how nuts he made liberals. "Triggered," etc. But then if anyone says anything about him, you blow your stack. So which one do you want? Do you want triggered liberals or do you want Bruce to shut up and play his music?

And do you have the same philosophy when it comes to Ted Nugent and Aaron Lewis?

What about Trump? Should he just shut up and govern?

This is why I say MAGA, as a movement, is completely hollow. The only actual belief is "Trump is God." It's a cult. And you might be better than this, you should have more self-respect.

Chip Z'Hoy wrote: ↑Fri May 16, 2025 1:45 pm

Press Pass wrote: ↑Fri May 16, 2025 1:35 pmThe Boss is always spouting his mouth about Trump, instead of just playing his music. He is an insufferable twat.

He probably spent a couple minutes out of a 2.5 hour show talking about Trump. Sounds pretty sufferable to me.

Look, I'm just poking fun, not trying to give you Trump guys grief. But his main appeal was supposedly how nuts he made liberals. "Triggered," etc. But then if anyone says anything about him, you blow your stack. So which one do you want? Do you want triggered liberals or do you want Bruce to shut up and play his music?

And do you have the same philosophy when it comes to Ted Nugent and Aaron Lewis?

What about Trump? Should he just shut up and govern?

This is why I say MAGA, as a movement, is completely hollow. The only actual belief is "Trump is God." It's a cult. And you might be better than this, you should have more self-respect.

That is his best.

But like...

If a guy says "'Groceries.' You don't hear that word too much anymore" and you try to spin that into a brilliant observation from a genius businessman, I think that requires a pretty extreme level of disrespect for oneself.

I used to think these were just tailgating sports buffoons that pivoted to MAGA after the NFL became "woke" but sports fans criticize their teams when they make mistakes. That almost NEVER happens among Trumpers. Everything he does is genius. If he says something stupid, he actually meant something revolutionary and you just don't get it.

These are such fragile men, has nobody told them that they don't have to do this? That they're not communists if they admit to themselves that Dump might not be the brightest bulb?

I guess I'll use the sports analogy to make this last point and then I'll dip and let the Trump hyenas have their fun undisturbed by me.

I love the Chicago Cubs. If I said every play they made was genius, I'd be laughed out of the room. Every loss, they were cheated; every win was a new world record. The Houston Astros are p***philes. The Cubs invented the term "no-hitter."

The general consensus would be that I was out of my mind. Everything I just said is hilariously stupid. (<---- free sig for the taking!)

Forever more I shall refer to him as Prune Springsteen. Or does Bruce Prunesteen sound better? Trump is hilarious. So much better than the previous Presidents who kissed everyone's asses.

I love when the dregs of humanity crawl out of the corners of Sludge (where they never have shit to say) unless it’s a Pants Shitter thread. Then they quickly reveal their 8th grade education.

When class an dignity were beng handed out, Trump wasn’t in the back of the line. He was nowhere to be seen.

Metal Heart wrote: ↑Fri May 16, 2025 3:22 pm Forever more I shall refer to him as Prune Springsteen. Or does Bruce Prunesteen sound better? Trump is hilarious. So much better than the previous Presidents who kissed everyone's asses.

Well with kind of sense of humour I can see why you think Trump is hilarious.

I don't even like Bruce Springsteen but that nickname is something a 9 year old would come up with.

pieceofme wrote: ↑Fri May 16, 2025 4:02 pm

Metal Heart wrote: ↑Fri May 16, 2025 3:22 pm Forever more I shall refer to him as Prune Springsteen. Or does Bruce Prunesteen sound better? Trump is hilarious. So much better than the previous Presidents who kissed everyone's asses.

Well with kind of sense of humour I can see why you think Trump is hilarious.

I don't even like Bruce Springsteen but that nickname is something a 9 year old would come up with.

That's a lot to expect from a Trumptard. Right, Metal Fart?

Trumps is like the president version of Sebitchian.

Chip Z'Hoy wrote: ↑Fri May 16, 2025 1:45 pm Look, I'm just poking fun, not trying to give you Trump guys grief. But his main appeal was supposedly how nuts he made liberals. "Triggered," etc. But then if anyone says anything about him, you blow your stack. So which one do you want? Do you want triggered liberals or do you want Bruce to shut up and play his music?

Schrodinger's liberal. MAGAs need to continually see them 'cry' to get self-justification, but want them to "shut up and deal with it' when they do make public comments.

Metal Heart wrote: ↑Fri May 16, 2025 3:22 pm Forever more I shall refer to him as Prune Springsteen. Or does Bruce Prunesteen sound better? Trump is hilarious. So much better than the previous Presidents who kissed everyone's asses.

Undermining the three branches of government and sliding towards autocracy and fascism is particularly funny.

While it’s possible he outlives Springsteen, they’ll both be stars long after he’s dead.

I think people are leaving out Springsteen dogged Trump first. Apparently if you're on one side of the fence, its ok to trash someone, but if they clap back, they're a dick.

Surprise surprise.