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I'm mostly unfamiliar, seems like a Larry the Cable Guy routine, but a clip from his Druski interview made me laugh.

"Did you ever meet Michael Jackson?"

"Nah, I didn't, man. I wish I did though, you know... I was, what, fuckin' 10 when he died?"

"Damn. That would've been the time to meet him."



So I voted yes, he's funny.

I tried to watch one of his podcasts and couldn't get through 5 minutes of it.

He's one of those guys that begins every single sentence with the word "like". It's annoying.

He comes across as a brain dead moron.

27 year old son likes his standup. Tried just clips of his podcast and can’t.

He says some quick, funny shit for sure. Pretending to be a dumbass makes it more funnier

Wiseacre wrote: ↑Mon May 19, 2025 5:58 pm He says some quick, funny shit for sure. Pretending to be a dumbass makes it more funnier

I wonder that often. Some of his stories are so WTF crazy that maybe it's his "act" and he's an improv genius at making them up.

A lot of peeps don't like him since he interviewed Trumpy Bear before the election and did a set in Qatar a couple days ago for him:
"Speaking of sunblock, one of the most famous suntans in the world is here today, Donald Trump. Oh yeah, that dude's got the best one. Hell yeah. He sunbathes in a Sherwin Williams dude. They tried to impeach him, he's like 'Impeach? I'm peach!'"

His "dumbass" act is so good though that he's not as obnoxious as others about it. He interviewed Bernie too:
Bernie: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TwED_Znc9XQ
Caleb Pressley: https://youtu.be/2V0Gv0GOSoI?si=HX6uvV1tDHqEIFqw&t=61
Ben Affleck: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jj3ND_S6geU

He's just great at one-liners and memorable quotes:

"You know, I was born with a rare body style. The doctors, when I was born, some of the doctors said I had the ribcage of a large cat, and some of the doctors said I had the heart of a lesbian."
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/0E-7wua-m9Q

"There was a rumor in my town that I beat Down Syndrome."

Bobby Lee: "Bro, you already know I was molested by a guy with Down Syndrome."
Theo: "Yeah dude. It's one of my favorite things about you."

"They made hot dog buns so you don’t gotta put your lips on the weiner... my granddaddy taught me that."

"Me and my brother fought one time."
"Oh yeah, who won?"
"I don't know, we were both wearing disguises, couldn't tell who was who."

"I'm sweating like a sneeze stuck in a thick bitch."