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.... I will go first!

Kill Britny Fox
F#@k Brittany Furlan
Marry Britney Spears

Spears is by far the most loaded, and if I can secure the marriage without the prenup, I give it 2-3 years and she'll be fed(erline) with my sh!t and kick me to the curb.

At that point, I will let an Attorney negotiate my exit.

Furlan while Bat Sh!t Crazy as ever... has an insane body and her bags are next level. I would bareback her in a second.

Britny Fox... meh... all decent enough guys... but sadly they're getting Axed with my other 2 options!

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There’s really no other proper response than what Stevie said. But I really want to ‘Kill’ Furlan (legal disclaimer: within the fake context of this fake question intended solely for the purpose of anonymous and fake entertainment.)

So for shits and giggles I’ma swap in Samantha Fox for Britny Fox. Now it’s tougher.

Marry Britney because she’s hot, loaded and probably hella fun to hang around.

Fuck Samantha just because of all the loads I pushed into toilet paper 40 years ago watching her videos.

This then frees me up to dump Furlan in the deepest part of the ocean. Anyone who would associate with Tommy Lee must be a vile sub-human. So… off you go.

In the words of Steve West (Danger Danger):

'Can I fuck Britney Spears while listening to Britny Fox?"

Kill- Britney Spears. Meet Kevin Federline at funeral become friends

Skull f*ck..Brittany Lee

Marry ..Britny Fox. We got same life . Do what we want when we want. Get band gig Monday nights at Viper Room.
Kevin Federline can host. Brittany Lee can DJ(more skull f*cking)

Spongie wrote: ↑Fri May 30, 2025 8:29 am
So for shits and giggles I’ma swap in Samantha Fox for Britny Fox. Now it’s tougher.

Marry Britney because she’s hot, loaded and probably hella fun to hang around.

Fuck Samantha just because of all the loads I pushed into toilet paper 40 years ago watching her videos.

This then frees me up to dump Furlan in the deepest part of the ocean. Anyone who would associate with Tommy Lee must be a vile sub-human. So… off you go.

I'd fuck Britney, that could be fun but wouldn't want to deal with her for a second after that. Fun? No, crazy and probably part retarded.

That leaves Samantha to marry and why not. If it's good enough for Lemmy and Paul Stanley it's good enough for me....