Ever told a chick u just met that she has a nice ass??

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Ever told a chick u just met that she has a nice ass??

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Ever told a chick that you just met that she has a hot ass??

Where did you meet her? A loud club or concert? A library? Maybe a fucking grocery store? What was her reaction when u said that? Did she turn around and stick her ass out toward u? Call you a creep and walk away?? Did she slap u in the face? Did she really have a great ass, or you were just bullshitting her?

Did you end up banging her??
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Sure, all the time, back in my hookup/swinging days.
Some would just say thank you, others would pull down their pants or skirt to give you a better view.
In everyday normal life, no.
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Oh yeah, many times when I was younger. Now I just ask them if they ever have power washed their asshole. The responses are not great. Got slapped, kicked in the nuts, one chick's husband beat the motherfucking shit out of me, been kicked out of establishments and told to never come back, etc.
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Try that today and see if she records you with her phone and accuses you of harassment.
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I was Madonna for my 40th (Halloween) and was wearing the tight leopard skirt from the Borderline video. Some guy walked past me from behind, turned around, we made eye contact, the look of disappointment on his face was palpable, and he said, “You look way better from the back, dude.”

So to answer OP’s question I haven’t done that but someone’s done that to me.
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If I met Paris Hilton or Rebecca Black..I would tell then
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