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What do you call a Hawaiian hooker who only works in the morning ?
Posted: Sat Jun 07, 2025 6:32 am
by JinglesTheChristmasMouse
Don Ho.
Re: What do you call a Hawaiian hooker who only works in the morning ?
Posted: Sat Jun 07, 2025 8:43 am
by sirthx2
Excellent!
Re: What do you call a Hawaiian hooker who only works in the morning ?
Posted: Sat Jun 07, 2025 8:49 am
by HueyRamone
I think you need to write it as "Dawn Ho"
Re: What do you call a Hawaiian hooker who only works in the morning ?
Posted: Sat Jun 07, 2025 8:54 am
by eddie lee roth
Regardless if it includes a big tub and tiny bubbles I’m in.
Re: What do you call a Hawaiian hooker who only works in the morning ?
Posted: Sat Jun 07, 2025 8:56 am
by LAglamrocker
Have not been on airplane since 2002
Not getting on plane for Hawaiian “ Dawn Ho”
Laguna Beach has everything I could ever want
Morning noon or night#HoFun(female)
Re: What do you call a Hawaiian hooker who only works in the morning ?
Posted: Sat Jun 07, 2025 8:58 am
by dmbrocker
I’d laugh out loud at that joke, but I’m told that Hawaiians only let people say aloha.
Re: What do you call a Hawaiian hooker who only works in the morning ?
Posted: Sat Jun 07, 2025 10:35 am
by Psychobolia.com
How do you make a hormone?
Don't pay her.
Re: What do you call a Hawaiian hooker who only works in the morning ?
Posted: Sat Jun 07, 2025 1:04 pm
by WentEast
Not a whore joke, and since no one laughed at my walrus joke so I share this with trepidation, but here goes:
A gimpy white guy is taking a piss at a urinal and a big black guy comes and is taking a piss next to him. White guy looks over/down and says “Wow, how do I get one like THAT?” Black guy decides to mess with him and says “Easy. Just tie a string around it, attach the other end of the string to a door knob and slam it HARD a few times a day.” White guy says will do.
A few weeks later the two find themselves in the same bathroom. Black guy asks if it’s working, and white guy says “Yep, I’ve been doing it every day, and it’s finally starting to turn black.”
Re: What do you call a Hawaiian hooker who only works in the morning ?
Posted: Sat Jun 07, 2025 1:17 pm
by HueyRamone
Two whores are on the corner bemoaning how tough times are.
One says “Shits rough. I fucked a guy last night just for cab fare home”
The other one says “that’s nothing. Last night I blew a guy for free, just so I’d have something warm in my stomach”
Re: What do you call a Hawaiian hooker who only works in the morning ?
Posted: Sat Jun 07, 2025 8:43 pm
by Fat_Elvis
An early lei.
Re: What do you call a Hawaiian hooker who only works in the morning ?
Posted: Sun Jun 08, 2025 5:50 am
by Black Stuff
HueyRamone wrote: ↑Sat Jun 07, 2025 8:49 am
I think you need to write it as "Dawn Ho"
THIS LMAO!