Miracle Man Has A Heart Attack

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Miracle Man Has A Heart Attack

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:arrow: :arrow: https://www.tmz.com/2025/06/17/televang ... rt-attack/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j34juXrJWqw
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Damn i thought he died years ago.
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OZZY OSBOURNE - "Miracle Man" (Official Video)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j34juXrJWqw
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It's good to be bad
It's the best time you'll ever have
What the hell is this ultra sad
Pray for your cool and work on that ass!
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He also needs to pull his pants up. He's too old for that nonsense!
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GOOD! Scumbag almost wish there was a hell just so his fat would burn.

Now we just need Jim.Bakker to eat it too.
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Slayer “Hell Awaits”
https://youtu.be/XP3pSLi2z14?si=UYYrwm4XllapNOTM
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What is canoodling exactly? Is a noodle or canoe involved?

"...another prostitute..." great article haha
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Televangelist Jimmy Swaggart Dead at 90.

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/te ... rcna216239
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Ole Miracle Man went home to Satan. I wonder if Jerry Lee Lewis ever offered his cousin /wife to Jimmy after one of his mighty hellfire sermons.
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Children, there's no such place as hell or 'the devil.'

Quit believing in silly fairy tales.
Wiseacre wrote: Listen, I am 100% self-taught and don’t want to sound arrogant, but Ezrin himself would probably shake my fucking hand for how I managed to put that all together. Anyone who knows anything about music would know that.
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NeonKnite wrote: ↑Wed Jul 02, 2025 7:01 am Children, there's no such place as hell or 'the devil.'

Quit believing in silly fairy tales.
At times like this I wish they were real so that faux-xtian cocksuckers like Swaggart could get a big surprise after they croak.
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NeonKnite wrote: ↑Wed Jul 02, 2025 7:01 am Children, there's no such place as hell or 'the devil.'

Quit believing in silly fairy tales.
People can still joke about Jimmy Swaggart going to hell, bruh.
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NeonKnite wrote: ↑Wed Jul 02, 2025 7:01 am Children, there's no such place as hell or 'the devil.'

Quit believing in silly fairy tales.
Burn in Hell, servant of Satan.
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NeonKnite wrote: ↑Wed Jul 02, 2025 7:01 am Children, there's no such place as hell or 'the devil.'

Quit believing in silly fairy tales.
Blasphemer.

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veritas wrote: ↑Wed May 21, 2025 3:37 pm Wow, late to this thread, but Sleek is pulling a Moggio here.

It's absolutely idiotic to contend Zep weren't A-listers in the 1970s.
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aznsquirt wrote: ↑Wed Jul 02, 2025 1:37 pm
NeonKnite wrote: ↑Wed Jul 02, 2025 7:01 am Children, there's no such place as hell or 'the devil.'

Quit believing in silly fairy tales.
People can still joke about Jimmy Swaggart going to hell, bruh.
do you expect subtlety from Mr ghost avatar?
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