Anyone here sporting a vasectomy?
Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2025 4:51 am
Other than stopping the baby making function, what else does it do down there?
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Re: Anyone here sporting a vasectomy?
Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2025 4:55 am
yep, two small scars, thats it. Thinking of getting one? Raw dogging central after it LMAO!
Re: Anyone here sporting a vasectomy?
Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2025 5:12 am
This!Black Stuff wrote: ↑Thu Jun 26, 2025 4:55 am yep, two small scars, thats it. Thinking of getting one? Raw dogging central after it LMAO!
Re: Anyone here sporting a vasectomy?
Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2025 5:32 am
Best decision I ever made.
Re: Anyone here sporting a vasectomy?
Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2025 5:35 am
worst part was the shots in the ball to numb you. Also def kinda weird laying there with your junk hanging out, nurses in and out LOL! or maybe not weird, just a tad exciting hahahahahah
Re: Anyone here sporting a vasectomy?
Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2025 5:54 am
Just got one two weeks ago.
Re: Anyone here sporting a vasectomy?
Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2025 6:09 am
then u should be ready for action hahhaha. just make SURE they test you to ensure you are tossing blanks before u go crazy hahaha. First time post V for me was weird, wasnt sure if anything else changed hahahahah
Re: Anyone here sporting a vasectomy?
Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2025 6:47 am
Wasn't bad. Take the Valium when they offer. It's fun to nut and not worry about a kid popping out.
Re: Anyone here sporting a vasectomy?
Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2025 7:24 am
Yes.
When they were poking/pulling around down there in the consult, I fainted. Therefore, I had to be knocked out when they did it. Then, when I took the bandages off for the first time, I fainted again. What with the pulling & adhesive & whatnot. After that, no prob.
Another traumatic part is when you have to check in to make your "deposit". You're essentially checking in with the front desk in full view of everyone, being led into a room to wax into a small container (most often by a younger female as it's a Reproductive suite), then walking out in front of everyone. It's fcking humiliating.
When they were poking/pulling around down there in the consult, I fainted. Therefore, I had to be knocked out when they did it. Then, when I took the bandages off for the first time, I fainted again. What with the pulling & adhesive & whatnot. After that, no prob.
Another traumatic part is when you have to check in to make your "deposit". You're essentially checking in with the front desk in full view of everyone, being led into a room to wax into a small container (most often by a younger female as it's a Reproductive suite), then walking out in front of everyone. It's fcking humiliating.
Re: Anyone here sporting a vasectomy?
Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2025 7:39 am
After I got mine (a Friday), they said to take it easy for the weekend. Sat afternoon I was at a warrant/slaughter /whitesnake show, lol, on pain pills and boozing!
Re: Anyone here sporting a vasectomy?
Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2025 8:47 am
There is a clinic near me that does no scalpel no needle. They give you a kit to mail back in 12 weeks with your dead jizz. It’s like 15 minutes in and out.
Re: Anyone here sporting a vasectomy?
Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2025 8:55 am
Better investment take cash for Dolly Parton residency December in Vegas
Re: Anyone here sporting a vasectomy?
Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2025 9:34 am
Got one 20 years ago. 4 kids in a blended family was enough. It was nothing. I was reading magazines I brought with me during the procedure. Sadly, they didn't add the additional 4 inches I asked for.
Me and the doc did a MFM on the assisting nurse.
Me and the doc did a MFM on the assisting nurse.
Re: Anyone here sporting a vasectomy?
Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2025 9:42 am
No one has mentioned it yet, but they burned the ends after tying in my procedure, and smelling your own burning flesh is... something.
I can feel the knot where it's tied off if I feel for it, but it's no biggie.
I can feel the knot where it's tied off if I feel for it, but it's no biggie.
Re: Anyone here sporting a vasectomy?
Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2025 9:58 am
They didnt burn mine, just snip and tie
Re: Anyone here sporting a vasectomy?
Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2025 10:09 am
This is more drama than every other snippet story I’ve ever heard combined.tooth wrote: ↑Thu Jun 26, 2025 7:24 am Yes.
When they were poking/pulling around down there in the consult, I fainted. Therefore, I had to be knocked out when they did it. Then, when I took the bandages off for the first time, I fainted again. What with the pulling & adhesive & whatnot. After that, no prob.
Another traumatic part is when you have to check in to make your "deposit". You're essentially checking in with the front desk in full view of everyone, being led into a room to wax into a small container (most often by a younger female as it's a Reproductive suite), then walking out in front of everyone. It's fcking humiliating.
Re: Anyone here sporting a vasectomy?
Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2025 12:06 pm
that chick comedian Kelsey Cook referred to it as "Diet cxm". lol
Re: Anyone here sporting a vasectomy?
Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2025 12:13 pm
My doctor said a lot dont burn, but the way he does it, it stays done.
And I was allowed to bring my second sample from home. I dont think i'd be a little sissy like tooth if I had to do it on site, though. In fact, that little receptionist would be escorting both me and my copy of Swank to the little room.
Re: Anyone here sporting a vasectomy?
Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2025 12:46 pm
When I had mine done about 12 years ago, they put me on some sort of drugs/gas/IV for the procedure. I don't remember if I was knocked out completely but evidently it made me a loopy babbling idiot (at least more than usual). Evidently I told the nurse who shaved my balls something to the effect of "How does a pretty girl like you end up shaving old men's balls all day?" When it was done and I rode home with the wife and she made a comment like "I heard what you told the nurse." They both thought it was funny. I just hope that was all I said : )
Re: Anyone here sporting a vasectomy?
Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2025 1:56 pm
My doc let me sit up so I could watch what he was doing. When they cauterized the ends of the tubes they used a small torch with a blue flame. Smoke was rolling off of them. $20 copay and I was out the door, never felt any pain at all.HueyRamone wrote: ↑Thu Jun 26, 2025 9:42 am No one has mentioned it yet, but they burned the ends after tying in my procedure, and smelling your own burning flesh is... something.
I can feel the knot where it's tied off if I feel for it, but it's no biggie.
Re: Anyone here sporting a vasectomy?
Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2025 3:59 pm
I think a few people here had their balls completely removed.
Re: Anyone here sporting a vasectomy?
Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2025 4:47 pm
The hardest thing was no whacking off after the procedure - They said you would have blood in your semen. No thank you.
Re: Anyone here sporting a vasectomy?
Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2025 5:55 pm
My close friend at 46 years old finally had his nuts check and subsequently fixed his issues with conceiving . Within 5 months he and his wife were expecting. 17 months later they had a daughter. 2 months after the daughter was born, his wife (nurse) had him back at the hospital reversing the whole works. Told him he would have more kids than Nick Cannon if he didn’t stop his after dark activities with mom at home. 
Re: Anyone here sporting a vasectomy?
Posted: Fri Jun 27, 2025 6:08 am
No, I'm a sissy cuz I passed out when they were skrewing around down there. She does lead you to the room to make the deposit, but they have tons of mags already in there.HueyRamone wrote: ↑Thu Jun 26, 2025 12:13 pmMy doctor said a lot dont burn, but the way he does it, it stays done.
And I was allowed to bring my second sample from home. I dont think i'd be a little sissy like tooth if I had to do it on site, though. In fact, that little receptionist would be escorting both me and my copy of Swank to the little room.
Re: Anyone here sporting a vasectomy?
Posted: Fri Jun 27, 2025 7:33 am
That would be funny if you poked your head back out ad said "Magazines? This aint 1999, honey. I'm gonna need an ipad, your wifi password, and for you to enable my subscription to Eastern European Barf Sluts if we're gonna make this happen"
Re: Anyone here sporting a vasectomy?
Posted: Fri Jun 27, 2025 9:59 am
Har! They had a dvd player & dvd's, as well. The "suite" was also tricked out with some mood lighting, iirc.HueyRamone wrote: ↑Fri Jun 27, 2025 7:33 amThat would be funny if you poked your head back out ad said "Magazines? This aint 1999, honey. I'm gonna need an ipad, your wifi password, and for you to enable my subscription to Eastern European Barf Sluts if we're gonna make this happen"
Re: Anyone here sporting a vasectomy?
Posted: Fri Jun 27, 2025 10:53 am
My favorite L.A. Guns song.
Re: Anyone here sporting a vasectomy?
Posted: Fri Jun 27, 2025 4:46 pm
20+ years ago. I had to shave my own balls. Not fun.
My significant other didn't believe the doctor's orders of "emptying out the tanks" after one week of recovery until I showed her.
My significant other didn't believe the doctor's orders of "emptying out the tanks" after one week of recovery until I showed her.
Re: Anyone here sporting a vasectomy?
Posted: Fri Jun 27, 2025 6:22 pm
It may be obvious. No one's said it so I will
decreased output.
you won't shoot like the cowboys in the movies anymore Tex
Unless it's just me
decreased output.
you won't shoot like the cowboys in the movies anymore Tex
Unless it's just me
Re: Anyone here sporting a vasectomy?
Posted: Fri Jun 27, 2025 7:59 pm