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Posted: **Fri Jun 27, 2025 5:52 pm**

I see the reports are the weeding is going to cost about $50,000,000.00

Lauren is DEF about 50 steps up from his previous (Horse Faced) wife!

I give it 4 years tops...

$tEvil

Posted: **Fri Jun 27, 2025 6:10 pm**

Lauren Sanchez looks awful. Plastic face. Don't get the appeal. Think his last wife is actually more attractive. And at least she is a good person.

Posted: **Fri Jun 27, 2025 6:57 pm**

pieceofme wrote: ↑Fri Jun 27, 2025 6:10 pm Lauren Sanchez looks awful. Plastic face. Don't get the appeal. Think his last wife is actually more attractive. And at least she is a good person.

""""""""""""""""Think his last wife is actually more attractive.""""""""""""""""

Really?

What kind of pipe do you smoke your Crack in?

> https://www.standard.co.uk/lifestyle/je ... 34769.html

I have seen better faces at the Donkey Show in Tijuana!

$tEvil

Posted: **Fri Jun 27, 2025 7:43 pm**

Another vote for the former Mrs. Bezos. Lauren Sanchez looks crazy and will only get worse because she won't stop with the surgeries. Plus she was a shitty sports anchor on FOX 11.

Posted: **Fri Jun 27, 2025 7:54 pm**

She will out live him
She will win
Lauren likes hair metal- I’ve met her before in some upscale bar in Huntington

Posted: **Sat Jun 28, 2025 4:01 am**

Fat_Elvis wrote: ↑Fri Jun 27, 2025 7:43 pm Another vote for the former Mrs. Bezos. Lauren Sanchez looks crazy and will only get worse because she won't stop with the surgeries. Plus she was a shitty sports anchor on FOX 11.

Right, she was hot before the surgeries. Still better looking than an alien like Bezos would pull without a billion, but she fucked her face up bad.

Posted: **Sat Jun 28, 2025 7:08 am**

MetalSludgeCEO wrote: ↑Fri Jun 27, 2025 6:57 pm
pieceofme wrote: ↑Fri Jun 27, 2025 6:10 pm Lauren Sanchez looks awful. Plastic face. Don't get the appeal. Think his last wife is actually more attractive. And at least she is a good person.

""""""""""""""""Think his last wife is actually more attractive.""""""""""""""""

Really?

What kind of pipe do you smoke your Crack in?

> https://www.standard.co.uk/lifestyle/je ... 34769.html

I have seen better faces at the Donkey Show in Tijuana!

$tEvil

Have you actually SEEN the new one?
She looks like her face was re-done by someone who learned to operate through youtube.

Posted: **Sat Jun 28, 2025 7:23 am**

jens wrote: ↑Sat Jun 28, 2025 7:08 am
MetalSludgeCEO wrote: ↑Fri Jun 27, 2025 6:57 pm
pieceofme wrote: ↑Fri Jun 27, 2025 6:10 pm Lauren Sanchez looks awful. Plastic face. Don't get the appeal. Think his last wife is actually more attractive. And at least she is a good person.

""""""""""""""""Think his last wife is actually more attractive.""""""""""""""""

Really?

What kind of pipe do you smoke your Crack in?

> https://www.standard.co.uk/lifestyle/je ... 34769.html

I have seen better faces at the Donkey Show in Tijuana!

$tEvil
Have you actually SEEN the new one?
She looks like her face was re-done by someone who learned to operate through youtube.

Exactly. She looks hideous. The stuff of nightmares to be honest. Not that difficult to be more attractive than Lauren Sanchez. You must be on hard drugs to think this melting wax figure face is attractive.

Posted: **Sat Jun 28, 2025 8:35 am**

His "horse face" ex has made it her life's work to give away the money she gained in their settlement.

https://yieldgiving.com/

$20 Billion, to date. She wins in the end as a hero of humanity. Not someone wasting $50 million on a wedding in Venice.

Posted: **Sat Jun 28, 2025 9:08 am**

jens wrote: ↑Sat Jun 28, 2025 7:08 am

At least she's doing a tribute to Bret Michaels' pouty lips pose.

Posted: **Sat Jun 28, 2025 9:34 am**

I've always gotten a kick out of the general nonsense spewed by the masses...

Like when Pamela Anderson or Donna D' Errico were all the rage, the Baywatch type... and the average Joe would spout off; "She looks like a bag of bones, I like some meat on my woman"

And their wife weighs 175...

F'ing gross!

$tEvil

Posted: **Sat Jun 28, 2025 10:05 am**

MetalSludgeCEO wrote: ↑Sat Jun 28, 2025 9:34 am I've always gotten a kick out of the general nonsense spewed by the masses...

Like when Pamela Anderson or Donna D' Errico were all the rage, the Baywatch type... and the average Joe would spout off; "She looks like a bag of bones, I like some meat on my woman"

You do realise this time YOU are the weirdo going against the broad consensus, right?

Posted: **Sat Jun 28, 2025 10:17 am**

jens wrote: ↑Sat Jun 28, 2025 10:05 am
MetalSludgeCEO wrote: ↑Sat Jun 28, 2025 9:34 am I've always gotten a kick out of the general nonsense spewed by the masses...

Like when Pamela Anderson or Donna D' Errico were all the rage, the Baywatch type... and the average Joe would spout off; "She looks like a bag of bones, I like some meat on my woman"
You do realise this time YOU are the weirdo going against the broad consensus, right?

""""""""You do realise this time YOU are the weirdo going against the broad consensus, right? """"""""""""

Don't care... I've NEVER been a sheep!

I also don't drink, have Zero tattoos, don't smoke, and am very comfortable being your favorite.

Thank you drive thru.

$tEvil

Posted: **Sat Jun 28, 2025 10:23 am**

the new wife is hot, the ex is not

Posted: **Sat Jun 28, 2025 11:19 am**

How long does the prenup last?

Posted: **Sat Jun 28, 2025 12:22 pm**

jens wrote: ↑Sat Jun 28, 2025 7:08 am
MetalSludgeCEO wrote: ↑Fri Jun 27, 2025 6:57 pm
pieceofme wrote: ↑Fri Jun 27, 2025 6:10 pm Lauren Sanchez looks awful. Plastic face. Don't get the appeal. Think his last wife is actually more attractive. And at least she is a good person.

""""""""""""""""Think his last wife is actually more attractive.""""""""""""""""

Really?

What kind of pipe do you smoke your Crack in?

> https://www.standard.co.uk/lifestyle/je ... 34769.html

I have seen better faces at the Donkey Show in Tijuana!

$tEvil
Have you actually SEEN the new one?
She looks like her face was re-done by someone who learned to operate through youtube.

But she's got tits. Just because she's a couple of nip and tucks away from Jocelyn Wildenstein doesn't matter.

Posted: **Sat Jun 28, 2025 1:19 pm**

MetalSludgeCEO wrote: ↑Fri Jun 27, 2025 6:57 pm
pieceofme wrote: ↑Fri Jun 27, 2025 6:10 pm Lauren Sanchez looks awful. Plastic face. Don't get the appeal. Think his last wife is actually more attractive. And at least she is a good person.

""""""""""""""""Think his last wife is actually more attractive.""""""""""""""""

Really?

What kind of pipe do you smoke your Crack in?

> https://www.standard.co.uk/lifestyle/je ... 34769.html

I have seen better faces at the Donkey Show in Tijuana!

$tEvil

I must be smoking the same crack. His ex is way more attractive than his new wife. His new wife looks like a plastic doll with overdone plastic surgery.

To be clear the ex-wife isn't drop dead gorgeous but she's by no means ugly. I'd say she's around average in general and definitely above average for her age.

And you know the new one is going to continue with the plastic surgery as she ages and just look weirder and weirder and worse and worse.

There are also points for someone who married the short bald dork before he was one of the richest men in history vs. the vapid plastic surgery woman who would never give Jeff Bezo's a second glance if not for his wallet.

Posted: **Sat Jun 28, 2025 1:26 pm**

MetalSludgeCEO wrote: ↑Sat Jun 28, 2025 9:34 am I've always gotten a kick out of the general nonsense spewed by the masses...

Like when Pamela Anderson or Donna D' Errico were all the rage, the Baywatch type... and the average Joe would spout off; "She looks like a bag of bones, I like some meat on my woman"

And their wife weighs 175...

F'ing gross!

$tEvil

Being skinny and ugly isn't a great combo.

Also I don't recall PA or DD being considered too skinny. It's not like they were Kate Moss.

Posted: **Sat Jun 28, 2025 1:30 pm**

Velvis wrote: ↑Sat Jun 28, 2025 1:19 pm
MetalSludgeCEO wrote: ↑Fri Jun 27, 2025 6:57 pm
pieceofme wrote: ↑Fri Jun 27, 2025 6:10 pm Lauren Sanchez looks awful. Plastic face. Don't get the appeal. Think his last wife is actually more attractive. And at least she is a good person.

""""""""""""""""Think his last wife is actually more attractive.""""""""""""""""

Really?

What kind of pipe do you smoke your Crack in?

> https://www.standard.co.uk/lifestyle/je ... 34769.html

I have seen better faces at the Donkey Show in Tijuana!

$tEvil
I must be smoking the same crack. His ex is way more attractive than his new wife. His new wife looks like a plastic doll with overdone plastic surgery.

To be clear the ex-wife isn't drop dead gorgeous but she's by no means ugly. I'd say she's around average in general and definitely above average for her age.

And you know the new one is going to continue with the plastic surgery as she ages and just look weirder and weirder and worse and worse.

There are also points for someone who married the short bald dork before he was one of the richest men in history vs. the vapid plastic surgery woman who would never give Jeff Bezo's a second glance if not for his wallet.

Great post.

Posted: **Sat Jun 28, 2025 1:59 pm**

Her skin is tighter than a lampshade. She was married previously for 14 yrs. She’s dated Bezos for 5ish yrs. I say they will be married less than 5 yrs. He’s worth 243 Billion. She’s obviously signed a prenup. After it’s done, she probably makes off with 25 million and spends most of it on plastic surgery.

Posted: **Sat Jun 28, 2025 2:43 pm**

pieceofme wrote: ↑Fri Jun 27, 2025 6:10 pm Lauren Sanchez looks awful. Plastic face. Don't get the appeal. Think his last wife is actually more attractive. And at least she is a good person.

She’s cougarific and looks like she’s got a very high “drive” for a women her age. I think she’d be a blast.

Posted: **Sat Jun 28, 2025 2:54 pm**

ParaDime77 wrote: ↑Sat Jun 28, 2025 2:43 pm
pieceofme wrote: ↑Fri Jun 27, 2025 6:10 pm Lauren Sanchez looks awful. Plastic face. Don't get the appeal. Think his last wife is actually more attractive. And at least she is a good person.
She’s cougarific and looks like she’s got a very high “drive” for a women her age. I think she’d be a blast.

I think she looks like a dead fish. Both looks wise and in bed.

Posted: **Sat Jun 28, 2025 3:00 pm**

This bitch is one botched surgery away from looking like the dude from Dead or Alive. Fuck sakes..

Posted: **Sat Jun 28, 2025 3:44 pm**

Gibsonite wrote: ↑Sat Jun 28, 2025 3:00 pm This bitch is one botched surgery away from looking like the dude from Dead or Alive. Fuck sakes..

Posted: **Sat Jun 28, 2025 8:27 pm**

The ex looks like Jerry Seinfeld in a wig for fuck sakes! Yeah the new wife is half plastic and half human but I'd take that all day everyday over that horrid looking ex...yikes!

Posted: **Sat Jun 28, 2025 11:01 pm**

Lobo wrote: ↑Sat Jun 28, 2025 8:27 pm The ex looks like Jerry Seinfeld in a wig for fuck sakes! Yeah the new wife is half plastic and half human but I'd take that all day everyday over that horrid looking ex...yikes!

The new wife looks like Mickey Rourke.

Posted: **Sun Jun 29, 2025 7:12 am**

MetalSludgeCEO wrote: ↑Sat Jun 28, 2025 9:34 am I've always gotten a kick out of the general nonsense spewed by the masses...

Like when Pamela Anderson or Donna D' Errico were all the rage, the Baywatch type... and the average Joe would spout off; "She looks like a bag of bones, I like some meat on my woman"

And their wife weighs 175...

F'ing gross!

$tEvil

Completely agree on this one, she is HAF and the masses are jealous AF!!

I'm guessing there is a SIGNIFICANT pre-nup, some 'skin in the game' so to speak.

He's 61, she's 55. I'm giving it 10 years easy, maybe even 'till death do us part'

Posted: **Sun Jun 29, 2025 7:37 am**

MetalSludgeCEO wrote: ↑Sat Jun 28, 2025 10:17 am
jens wrote: ↑Sat Jun 28, 2025 10:05 am
MetalSludgeCEO wrote: ↑Sat Jun 28, 2025 9:34 am I've always gotten a kick out of the general nonsense spewed by the masses...

Like when Pamela Anderson or Donna D' Errico were all the rage, the Baywatch type... and the average Joe would spout off; "She looks like a bag of bones, I like some meat on my woman"
You do realise this time YOU are the weirdo going against the broad consensus, right?

""""""""You do realise this time YOU are the weirdo going against the broad consensus, right? """"""""""""

Don't care... I've NEVER been a sheep!

I also don't drink, have Zero tattoos, don't smoke, and am very comfortable being your favorite.

Thank you drive thru.

$tEvil

You mean you no longer want this?

Posted: **Sun Jun 29, 2025 8:12 am**

The more news I see about this the sadder it is. Can you imagine your wedding filled with random people simply because they are famous?

Like WTF does Jeff Bezos have to do with The Kardashians or Howard Stern?

It is such a weird concept to invite people to your wedding because they are famous and not because they mean something to you.

So fucking weird.

Posted: **Sun Jun 29, 2025 9:04 am**

She looks like daughter of Cat Woman lady
Bezos is cat lover

All that money -fame and can’t get hot chick ever or enjoy life
But the dude that loves beach life everyday does whatever he wants everyday “lost”

Bezos looks like that douche bag from NBA Adam Silver

My wedding would have table for Sal -Richard-Robin-Gary-Tan Mom

Bezos doesn’t listen to Lillian Axe 1991 that’s why he can’t get hot girl or enjoy life

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