Is Joe Perry the worst interview subject ever?

[Hair I Go Again]

Normally, I don't like it when people who type up interview transcriptions leave in conversational fillers, but whoever transcribed these Joe Perry quotes deserves a gold fucking star (you know):

https://bravewords.com/news/joe-perry-o ... one-audio/

I think my favorite quote is this one: "I’m not gonna keep the calendar empty just for that, you know? You never know."

[HueyRamone]

Joe looked cool as fuck, but recently I wondered if that was the only reason that he and Steven were the faces of the band. While Steven is charisma personified, Joe might be the most boring dude ever. I tried reading his book and it was a boring as everything he says when he talks.

[Bono Nettencourt]

Was just going to post that. His book was terrible.