What Happens When Sharon Dies Too?
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What Happens When Sharon Dies Too?
With the kids, the money, and the legacy?
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Re: What Happens When Sharon Dies Too?
The world becomes a better place?
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Re: What Happens When Sharon Dies Too?
We'll finally get an official release of "Blow On A Jug"
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Re: What Happens When Sharon Dies Too?
Bats, doves and bands that don't like her can all feel safe again.

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Re: What Happens When Sharon Dies Too?
I always loved Sharon career over Ozzy career
Sharon was always lovable fun character like The Iron Sheik
Ozzy was always cool but he was the pussy whipped rockstar
Made them both massively entertaining
I’m definitely going be way more sad when Sharon goes
Sharon vs ICP
Sharon on Howard Stern
Sharon vs Ozzy crybaby fans

Sharon was always lovable fun character like The Iron Sheik
Ozzy was always cool but he was the pussy whipped rockstar
Made them both massively entertaining
I’m definitely going be way more sad when Sharon goes
Sharon vs ICP

Sharon on Howard Stern
Sharon vs Ozzy crybaby fans


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Re: What Happens When Sharon Dies Too?
Sounds like someone believes everything he sees on a scripted “reality” show.LAglamrocker wrote: ↑Thu Jul 24, 2025 10:26 am I always loved Sharon career over Ozzy career
Sharon was always lovable fun character like The Iron Sheik
Ozzy was always cool but he was the pussy whipped rockstar
Made them both massively entertaining
I’m definitely going be way more sad when Sharon goes
Sharon vs ICP![]()
Sharon on Howard Stern
Sharon vs Ozzy crybaby fans![]()
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She was a cunt by ALL accounts. Did you forget about the time Ozzy tried to throw her out a fucking window? Pepperidge Fams remembers.
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Re: What Happens When Sharon Dies Too?
Mattley will cry and stranglebate?
Re: What Happens When Sharon Dies Too?
The kids will probably take over and release tons of live material and demos that weren’t good enough for the albums.
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Re: What Happens When Sharon Dies Too?
Phil Soussan will kick her grave marker.
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Re: What Happens When Sharon Dies Too?
Kelly new husband will be new singer for Ozzy band
Jani Lane and Bret Michaels should form a band called "Nelson II"
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Re: What Happens When Sharon Dies Too?
When he said "We've decided you should go" he was speaking for all of us.Wiseacre wrote: ↑Thu Jul 24, 2025 10:36 amSounds like someone believes everything he sees on a scripted “reality” show.LAglamrocker wrote: ↑Thu Jul 24, 2025 10:26 am I always loved Sharon career over Ozzy career
Sharon was always lovable fun character like The Iron Sheik
Ozzy was always cool but he was the pussy whipped rockstar
Made them both massively entertaining
I’m definitely going be way more sad when Sharon goes
Sharon vs ICP![]()
Sharon on Howard Stern
Sharon vs Ozzy crybaby fans![]()
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She was a cunt by ALL accounts. Did you forget about the time Ozzy tried to throw her out a fucking window? Pepperidge Fams remembers.
Re: What Happens When Sharon Dies Too?
Surprised they haven't sold everything off like many have with their rights. Sharon may as well do that, there's no point carrying on at her age and with no Ozzy. Cash in your chips, and enjoy the rest of your life and leave a pot of gold for your family.
Re: What Happens When Sharon Dies Too?
Do any of the kids help run the "Ozzy" business with Sharon? & While the model will be different, "Ozzy Osbourne" will still generate business, on some level, for years to come. I wonder if any of the kids care?
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Re: What Happens When Sharon Dies Too?
Maybe Sharon will task Jack and Kelly with that job since they've spent the most time in the spotlight. Otherwise, you can expect Sharon to market Ozzy's memory in pretty much the same manner as Wendy does for RJD.

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I smell a Pophouse deal.
Ozzy Avatar. We can finally see Randy, live, or dead as an avatar. Same with Ozzy. Then hologram Dio crashes the gig and a fight to avatar death ensues.
HE IS IMMORTAL (just like Paula Stanley).
Avatar Sharon is still a cunt.
Ozzy Avatar. We can finally see Randy, live, or dead as an avatar. Same with Ozzy. Then hologram Dio crashes the gig and a fight to avatar death ensues.
HE IS IMMORTAL (just like Paula Stanley).
Avatar Sharon is still a cunt.
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Re: What Happens When Sharon Dies Too?
She is a cunt.
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Re: What Happens When Sharon Dies Too?

The population explosion would be less of a problem if lighting the fuse didn't feel so good.