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How horrible is Warp tour in Long Beach

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Body Count looked happy
But crowd looks like a nightmare…bunch of hipster zeros pretending to be Vans for the weekend :lol:

The Soap Girls in town…best club in LA..The Resident..badass venue..awesome stage ! Huge patio with fire pits. Chicks look like blonde lesbians

The Soap Girls- Bloody(video should be #1 on TRL 2025 for weeks)
Warp tour 8) :lol: hot as f*ck..60000 dorks
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It sounds stinky. That looks like a lineup for people that consider suicide a few times per year.

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Damn, I was hoping to get a review of Drop Kickmurphys
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Dropkick Murphys - old stupid lame
Slaughterhouse- San Diego girl punk rockers- they look like soapy massage girls in San Diego “spas”

The Soap Girls- Du Ja Vu strippers quality with massive talent

Got report from Warp Long Beach- read “absolute hell”
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I went through the whole list and couldn’t find one band I would listen to
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There's even a BAND called The Suicide Machines! At least I think it's a band. Maybe it's just actual suicide machines.

I think Boys Like Girls opened for Butch Walker one time, and I might have seen them then. He always had crappy openers like Zoe Keating, Imogen Heap, etc.

Dropkick Murphys had that one cool song in The Departed.

Ice-T is performing! I wonder if he knows that he is.

Bowling For Soup had a couple of good songs, but now the lead singer is fatter than the fat guitarist who quit since he's too fat ("medical issues" :lol: ).
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Wolfgang For Soup doesn’t even do Alexa Bliss song
The Suicide Machines near the food court? That would be fun to see. Make 17$ pizza slices worth it.

Be fun to see Executioner dressed as Demolition cutting off a head
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I thought the tour had completely shut down forever. Guess not.

Looks like a pretty good lineup. I just wish they'd come closer to my part of the world. :?
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Nate S Axel wrote: Sun Jul 27, 2025 2:19 pm There's even a BAND called The Suicide Machines! At least I think it's a band. Maybe it's just actual suicide machines.
If it's that 90s band (and it seems a lot of the bill are) they were originally called Jack Kevorkian and the Suicide Machines.

Also, Mom Jeans is one of the worst names I've ever seen for a band.
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Warp tour looked like actual hell :lol:
Bunch of old people standing on cement parking lot all day :lol:
Warp tour is the actual Loserville! :lol: :lol:

Meanwhile
The Soap Girls- dress like strippers!
Guitar player plays topless 75% of show!
Venue huge fire pits outside!
Warp tour :lol: :lol: :lol: LameMania :lol: :lol:
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The Soap Girls my new love! Enjoy stupidASS Warp :lol: :lol:
I would marry either one! They would love beach chair lounge life! Either would “boo” Cody Rhodes :!:
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LAglamrocker wrote: Sun Jul 27, 2025 1:57 pm Dropkick Murphys - old stupid lame
Slaughterhouse- San Diego girl punk rockers- they look like soapy massage girls in San Diego “spas”

The Soap Girls- Du Ja Vu strippers quality with massive talent

Got report from Warp Long Beach- read “absolute hell”
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tooth wrote: Mon Jul 28, 2025 8:37 am
LAglamrocker wrote: Sun Jul 27, 2025 1:57 pm Dropkick Murphys - old stupid lame
Slaughterhouse- San Diego girl punk rockers- they look like soapy massage girls in San Diego “spas”

The Soap Girls- Du Ja Vu strippers quality with massive talent

Got report from Warp Long Beach- read “absolute hell”
You would like Gogol Bordello live.
One of the best live bands I've ever seen. Especially as I don't know much of their material. And the material I heard on record didn't entire me to continue exploring further material by them.
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Gogol could be fun at festival on grass with VIP shade all day..eating churros drinking pink lemonade

South African sisters in America topless ….different kind of fun :lol:
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