Everyone Has Hemorrhoids Now - Countless aspects of modern life can cause a painful, bleeding anus.
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Everyone Has Hemorrhoids Now - Countless aspects of modern life can cause a painful, bleeding anus.
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Re: Everyone Has Hemorrhoids Now - Countless aspects of modern life can cause a painful, bleeding anus.
Maybe that's why Tobias sings the way he does. His sphincter is puckered.
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Re: Everyone Has Hemorrhoids Now - Countless aspects of modern life can cause a painful, bleeding anus.
Have you ever heard of a hemorrhoidectomy?
I know someone that had this done, it was as bad as it sounds.
I know someone that had this done, it was as bad as it sounds.
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Re: Everyone Has Hemorrhoids Now - Countless aspects of modern life can cause a painful, bleeding anus.
In the immortal words of Saul Goodman, if NK ever gets an anal polyp, I already know what he’ll name it! 
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Re: Everyone Has Hemorrhoids Now - Countless aspects of modern life can cause a painful, bleeding anus.
My mom had that when I was a teenager.Jason Jennifer Leigh wrote: ↑Tue Jul 29, 2025 12:30 pm Have you ever heard of a hemorrhoidectomy?
I know someone that had this done, it was as bad as it sounds.
It sounded horrible! And she kept wanting to tell us about it!
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Re: Everyone Has Hemorrhoids Now - Countless aspects of modern life can cause a painful, bleeding anus.
Although you are like a Hemorrhoid, I'm happy to report that it doesn't make my anus bleed.
Re: Everyone Has Hemorrhoids Now - Countless aspects of modern life can cause a painful, bleeding anus.
Just good to know there is 100% chance Sharon Osborne has hemorrhoids
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Re: Everyone Has Hemorrhoids Now - Countless aspects of modern life can cause a painful, bleeding anus.
After my mother told me ALL about it and I never wanted to eat or sh*t again, she insist we all start stool softeners now.
Imo the witch hazel wipes make it worse, mess up the whole Ph thing.
If you work outside or sweat in your home Destin Diaper Rash cream is a must … cream not the ointment.
Imo the witch hazel wipes make it worse, mess up the whole Ph thing.
If you work outside or sweat in your home Destin Diaper Rash cream is a must … cream not the ointment.