Everyone Has Hemorrhoids Now - Countless aspects of modern life can cause a painful, bleeding anus.
Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2025 10:06 am
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Everyone Has Hemorrhoids Now - Countless aspects of modern life can cause a painful, bleeding anus.
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Re: Everyone Has Hemorrhoids Now - Countless aspects of modern life can cause a painful, bleeding anus.
Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2025 10:45 am
Maybe that's why Tobias sings the way he does. His sphincter is puckered.
Re: Everyone Has Hemorrhoids Now - Countless aspects of modern life can cause a painful, bleeding anus.
Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2025 12:30 pm
Have you ever heard of a hemorrhoidectomy?
I know someone that had this done, it was as bad as it sounds.
I know someone that had this done, it was as bad as it sounds.
Re: Everyone Has Hemorrhoids Now - Countless aspects of modern life can cause a painful, bleeding anus.
Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2025 4:06 pm
Re: Everyone Has Hemorrhoids Now - Countless aspects of modern life can cause a painful, bleeding anus.
Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2025 4:29 pm
In the immortal words of Saul Goodman, if NK ever gets an anal polyp, I already know what he’ll name it! 
Re: Everyone Has Hemorrhoids Now - Countless aspects of modern life can cause a painful, bleeding anus.
Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2025 4:53 pm
My mom had that when I was a teenager.Jason Jennifer Leigh wrote: ↑Tue Jul 29, 2025 12:30 pm Have you ever heard of a hemorrhoidectomy?
I know someone that had this done, it was as bad as it sounds.
It sounded horrible! And she kept wanting to tell us about it!
Re: Everyone Has Hemorrhoids Now - Countless aspects of modern life can cause a painful, bleeding anus.
Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2025 6:46 pm
Although you are like a Hemorrhoid, I'm happy to report that it doesn't make my anus bleed.
Re: Everyone Has Hemorrhoids Now - Countless aspects of modern life can cause a painful, bleeding anus.
Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2025 2:23 am
Just good to know there is 100% chance Sharon Osborne has hemorrhoids
Re: Everyone Has Hemorrhoids Now - Countless aspects of modern life can cause a painful, bleeding anus.
Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2025 9:53 am
After my mother told me ALL about it and I never wanted to eat or sh*t again, she insist we all start stool softeners now.
Imo the witch hazel wipes make it worse, mess up the whole Ph thing.
If you work outside or sweat in your home Destin Diaper Rash cream is a must … cream not the ointment.
Imo the witch hazel wipes make it worse, mess up the whole Ph thing.
If you work outside or sweat in your home Destin Diaper Rash cream is a must … cream not the ointment.
Re: Everyone Has Hemorrhoids Now - Countless aspects of modern life can cause a painful, bleeding anus.
Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2025 1:19 pm
Get a bidet for your uncivilized assholes.
Re: Everyone Has Hemorrhoids Now - Countless aspects of modern life can cause a painful, bleeding anus.
Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2025 2:47 pm
Drink an adequate amount of water and eat an adequate amount of fiber in your diet and you won't have to strain when taking a doo doo which makes you get hemorrhoids