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Concert goer Ejected by Security for Masturbating during KORN set at MetLife Stadium >Video<
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Well, I thought I loved some bands. Guess not really

Sebitchian at a Kiss show.

is it a female?

if not, no chance I'm clicking on the link

I had no idea Dave Ellefson was a Korn fan.

Maybe confused Korn show with Porn show.

Stinky McFister wrote: ↑Fri Aug 29, 2025 2:00 pm is it a female?

if not, no chance I'm clicking on the link

It’s funny. You see him from the back and he’s clearly doing the motion. One guy hits him from behind, then you see the cops escorted the wacker.

Was the concert goer masturbating TO a Korn show or just AT a Korn show? That’s where I draw the line.

Come on, who hasn’t done this. It’s like picking your nose or burping. Everybody does it.

I mean the song is called All Day I Dream About Sex…

I believe it's called "shucking" when you do it at a Korn concert.

Fat_Elvis wrote: ↑Mon Sep 01, 2025 11:55 am I believe it's called "shucking" when you do it at a Korn concert.

Not bad, but needs a little tightening up. Maybe something like this:

Did you hear about this? Strange story…apparently a concert goer was Ejected by Security for Masturbating during KORN set at MetLife Stadium…

…or as Korn fans call it, “shucking” (laughs)

Eh-Oh! (belly laughs and applause)

Korn was best band of the night
System of A Down is never that exciting

I get it drinking Pepsi during (hed)PE is fun but doing shucking during A.D.I.D.A.S is next level thinking. Got give him respect for creativity. Wonder if he will be at Aftershock