RockNRev - Fresh & Attractive

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong · Thu May 17, 2007 2:21 pm

He just throws a bunch of shit at the wall, and when it sticks, he cries "MOB !", and slinks away.

He's basically the dude who runs into the crowded theater and yells "FIRE"! and thinks he's badass for doing it.

Son_of_Sam_I_Am · Post by **Son_of_Sam_I_Am** » Thu May 17, 2007 2:22 pm

Aquanetsuperhold wrote:He can't answer questions directly. He has to make a Rubic's cube out of his answers in order to leave himself some room for his future backwards two-step.

He can't answer right now because he's out buying $400 lobster shoes or something.

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong · Thu May 17, 2007 2:31 pm

I love when he looses his shit and disappears only to come back with a mile long post that makes TMC look like Silent Bob.

I never read it, but as I scroll past it I see a million OWNED!'s and 's and I just know he's lost it again.

MasterOfMeatPuppets · Post by **MasterOfMeatPuppets** » Thu May 17, 2007 3:11 pm

Aquanetsuperhold wrote:
RockNRev wrote:
Aquanetsuperhold wrote:Still waiting for you to show me a quote from anywhere where I mention a husband.

You didn't.
I never said you posted that info. I only said I know about him...And you...And big hair, Mrs P.

I know a lot of things.

I'm sure you know lots of things. Like there are alien walking amoung us. Thats good. Take your meds.

I said find me a post somehwere where I mention one.

Shit, find me a post where anyone, but YOU mentioned one.

Hey Revtard,

Here is an idea. Next blow out you have in your mom's basement, why not have Ms Big Hair stop by and post on Sludge. Just another personality you can post to and from. Perhaps when she is done with my fake husband, she can hook up with Bauer Jack! BAHAHAHAHA

Aquanetsuperhold · Post by **Aquanetsuperhold** » Thu May 17, 2007 4:29 pm

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:I love when he looses his shit and disappears only to come back with a mile long post that makes TMC look like Silent Bob.

I never read it, but as I scroll past it I see a million OWNED!'s and 's and I just know he's lost it again.

Ditto!

Hungwell · Post by **Hungwell** » Thu May 17, 2007 4:36 pm

FuckTheFactory wrote: I call bullshit on anything in your life that isn't total failure and humiliation.

BWAAHAHAHAAA!one1!

Now THAT'S some groupthink I can get behind!!

Aquanetsuperhold · Post by **Aquanetsuperhold** » Thu May 17, 2007 4:44 pm

Back_of_the_Milk_Carton wrote:Somebody's missing. Maybe we should look in the pre-owned bin for him?

Nah-Someone in East Boston has him under a RENT-TO OWN contract at the moment. I believe it is a member of the MS 13, El Salvadorian gangs that currently has him in the position of ownership.

Hungwell · Post by **Hungwell** » Thu May 17, 2007 5:01 pm

Welcome to The Mob Restaurant, sir. Would you like to hear our specials?

That would be great, thanks.

For the past 2 months we have been serving up Fresh Rev-PWN3GE Daily.

How do you prepare it?

We barbecue him, boil him, broil him, bake him, and saute him. We have rev-pwn3ge-kabobs, pwn3ge creole, pwn3ge gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple pwn3ge, lemon pwn3ge, coconut pwn3ge, pepper pwn3ge, pwn3ge soup, pwn3ge stew, pwn3ge salad, pwn3ge and potatoes, pwn3ge burger, and pwn3ge sandwich.

NickoLeeBenante · Post by **NickoLeeBenante** » Thu May 17, 2007 5:30 pm

Hungwell wrote:Welcome to The Mob Restaurant, sir. Would you like to hear our specials?

That would be great, thanks.

For the past 2 months we have been serving up Fresh Rev-PWN3GE Daily.

How do you prepare it?

We barbecue him, boil him, broil him, bake him, and saute him. We have rev-pwn3ge-kabobs, pwn3ge creole, pwn3ge gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple pwn3ge, lemon pwn3ge, coconut pwn3ge, pepper pwn3ge, pwn3ge soup, pwn3ge stew, pwn3ge salad, pwn3ge and potatoes, pwn3ge burger, and pwn3ge sandwich.

pwn3ge cocktail, pwn3ge fricassee, pwn3ge creole....

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong · Thu May 17, 2007 5:50 pm

Spam, eggs, pwnag3, and spam.

Aquanetsuperhold · Post by **Aquanetsuperhold** » Thu May 17, 2007 5:51 pm

You guys are funny bastards!

Mitzi Dupree · Post by **Mitzi Dupree** » Thu May 17, 2007 6:15 pm

Raindrops on pwnag3 and pwnag3 on kittens,

Bright copper pwnag3 and warm pwnag3 mittens,

brown paper pwnag3s tied up with string,

These are a few of my favorite things!

JJBrooks · Post by **JJBrooks** » Thu May 17, 2007 10:05 pm

RockNRev wrote:
JJBrooks wrote:Quick! Someone call an ambulance for me! I'm dying from laughter!!!!

RockNRev wrote: Fact of the matter is, nobody has ever walked out on one of our shows.
So now you're calling 2T a liar. Prove that she didn't leave halfway through your set.

I expect to see a bunch of smoke-and-mirror attempts at replies addressing this direct subject by the time I get back to this, which will be no less than ten hours from now. Fresh air calls.
Yes. I am certainly calling her a liar.

She lied with her description of our shows. She lied to YOU though... not me, sucka.

She not only never walked out, because NOBODY ever has, but she came back and saw us more than once, remembered how to spell the band name, remembered what we said from stage and DIDN'T/COULDN'T remember a single other band that played on those occasions.

Suck it up.

Prove that she didn't leave halfway through your set.

deathcurse · Post by **deathcurse** » Thu May 17, 2007 10:14 pm

Do you hear the magic in those clips? They're that good!

SanityClause · Post by **SanityClause** » Thu May 17, 2007 10:53 pm

FUCK.THE.FACTORY wrote:
That bass player's name is Rev. Scott Drake.
After all of Rev's self-righteous banter directed at Stoner today, looks like Rev has a devil worshiper as his bass player.

http://www.the600club.com/satanism.f_ar ... _5__1.html

RevDrake
Infernal Greetings,

I am a musician that now plays Black Metal, a form of extreme heavy metal at times very symphonic and at times pure noise. I would like to know if you are into this form of music what bands are in your opinion the best and what do you look for in a Black Metal band when going to purchase a disc.

Hail Thyself !!!!!!
Hail Satan !!!!!!
Hail Lucifer !!!!!!

Rev. Scott Drake

[email protected]
[email protected]

Founder Son of the Light Temple
http://www.sonofthelight.com
Co-Founder the Satanic United Nations
http://www.satanicun.org
Satanic Kindred Organization Council
http://www.satanic-kindred.org
Co-Founder The Satanic Council
http://geocities.com/sataniccouncil
Lucifer's Den Council
http://www.angelfire.com/mi/LUCIFERSDEN
Church of Lucifer
http://www.churchoflucifer.org
Guitar Player for Dark Eden (Detroit Black Metal)
http://www.angelfire.com/music4/darkeden/

Just what the Black Metal community needs. Wonder if they know about his Lovin Kry past.
That's sure to win him Troo Kvlt fans.

NickoLeeBenante · Post by **NickoLeeBenante** » Fri May 18, 2007 2:51 am

DejaVuDoo wrote: It's not worth the time. It's too blurry and distorted.

chickenona · Post by **chickenona** » Fri May 18, 2007 4:19 am

1. Susan used to post on the old EZBoard as Sarai838 or something. She was an okay poster.

2. I AM a bad mother. It's not something I've ever made a secret of. My kid is playing out in the rain in her underwear right now while I sit inside popping perc 10s and posting on here. I haven't looked out on her in like an hour, but I think she's eating mud with a spoon and calling it breakfast. I'd stop her, but she's 13 now and weighs way too much for me to bother to drag her in the house.

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong · Fri May 18, 2007 4:28 am

I don't believe for one second that you honestly think you're a bad mother.

You're not a perfect mother, and you probably doubt yourself from time to time, but what parent doesn't?

My point is that it isn't as cut and dry and rolling up a doobie. Well, that and pointing out the hilarity in Rev's suddenly convenient conservative views.

chickenona · Post by **chickenona** » Fri May 18, 2007 4:51 am

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:I don't believe for one second that you honestly think you're a bad mother.

You're not a perfect mother, and you probably doubt yourself from time to time, but what parent doesn't?

My point is that it isn't as cut and dry and rolling up a doobie. Well, that and pointing out the hilarity in Rev's suddenly convenient conservative views.

Oh, yeah, hon, I know that. Anybody who tries isn't a total loss as a parent.

And I know that you knew that Rev would never go so far as to call ME a bad mom because I'm not fighting with him. You wanted to watch him dig another hole for himself because that's sort of what he's been doing all through this protracted flame massacre, and that's fine. That's how this thing has been working right along.

chickenona · Post by **chickenona** » Fri May 18, 2007 4:54 am

RockNRev wrote:
chickenona wrote:1. Susan used to post on the old EZBoard as Sarai838 or something. She was an okay poster.

2. I AM a bad mother. It's not something I've ever made a secret of. My kid is playing out in the rain in her underwear right now while I sit inside popping perc 10s and posting on here. I haven't looked out on her in like an hour, but I think she's eating mud with a spoon and calling it breakfast. I'd stop her, but she's 13 now and weighs way too much for me to bother to drag her in the house.
Chickie, I'm sorry Stoner was douchie enough to drag you into this. That was surely a shitty thing to do... Drag you in to try to save her own face after being owned by Rev.

The mob has a habit of stooping that low, bringing in innocent people, bringing in the nightclub tragedy, etc. It's what they do... It's the low level they stoop for this shit and I'm just the guy pointing it out.

They also like to take this out to other boards both on this website and out in the wide world of the Internet. They do it in an attempt to gather more mob members, which has failed miserably, but I understand why they would feel like they need backup. All of them together just can't seem to beat down the great and powerful Rev.

They also scour this site and the entire Internet looking for good Rev stuff.

Have you noticed that I've never had to go do a search for anything any one of them has ever said outside of the threads I'm involved in right here on this site? Nope! I just don't see the need or have the desire. I'm just not that lame. I'll stick to working with what they give me right here, thanks.

Anyway... Sorry for Crouch's douchery. I won't discuss you here unless you wish to be discussed. K?

Oh, Rev, as stated above...it's fine. I don't give a fuck. I pop in here once in a while and glance around, but I haven't been following this thing all that closely. It's too many pages. You, Stoner, 2T or anybody else can go ahead and mention me all you want.

Mitzi Dupree · Post by **Mitzi Dupree** » Fri May 18, 2007 5:13 am

Did you think just because the sun came up that yesterday would be forgotten?

You posted some heinous video clips of your old band and nearly dislocated your shoulder patting yourself on the back about your fans. I asked some very simple, straightforward questions that you are obviously avoiding like a hotel in the nice part of town.

Let me refresh your memory:

1. Were all of the 400 people in the club featured in your video in attendance to see LOVIN' KRY, or were there other bands on the bill?

2. Why did the large majority of people in the camera's view seem disinterested in your performance? By disinterested, I mean not moving their heads during the songs or clapping at their conclusions.

3. If it was your final performance in New England, why was there only a smattering of applause (less than 30% of the crowd, for less than 5 seconds) after your final song? Why didn't your rabid crowd request an encore?

Looking forward to your prompt and thorough response,

Mitzi

SanityClause · Post by **SanityClause** » Fri May 18, 2007 5:17 am

Yeah, and how old are you, really?

Mitzi Dupree · Post by **Mitzi Dupree** » Fri May 18, 2007 6:03 am

Help me - I'm trying to figure out why Rev is prattling on about his stupid-ass driving instruction empire in response to that post?

I'm waiting for some simple answers to some simple questions, Revvie:

1. Were all of the 400 people in the club featured in your video in attendance to see LOVIN' KRY, or were there other bands on the bill?

2. Why did the large majority of people in the camera's view seem disinterested in your performance? By disinterested, I mean not moving their heads during the songs or clapping at their conclusions.

3. If it was your final performance in New England, why was there only a smattering of applause (less than 50% of the crowd, for less than 10 seconds) after your final song? Why didn't your rabid crowd request an encore?

Mitzi
(I saw the pictures and I threw up in my mouth a little. But nice try at trying to deflect attention away from your three little friends above, champ.)

Aquanetsuperhold · Post by **Aquanetsuperhold** » Fri May 18, 2007 6:28 am

I dont need to see still from this media specalist's homemade blurry porn.

It was thoughtful that he actually spared us the face of the guy fucking him up the ass.

Aquanetsuperhold · Post by **Aquanetsuperhold** » Fri May 18, 2007 6:31 am

Oh, and hey skullett boy- answer the questions. Try to make it fast, simple and under 1000 words. Cliff note it for a change.

Mitzi Dupree · Post by **Mitzi Dupree** » Fri May 18, 2007 6:59 am

Nice try, you obfuscating bag of cat shit.

Evidently, the multi-part line of questioning seems to confound that addled bag of grey mush that you lovingly refer to as a brain.

Let's do baby steps for Rev. Ready? Okay. First question!

1. Were all of the 400 people in the club featured in your video in attendance to see LOVIN' KRY, or were there other bands on the bill?

Aquanetsuperhold · Post by **Aquanetsuperhold** » Fri May 18, 2007 7:01 am

"Although we never played huge venues". BAHAHAHA No shit!

Its been established pages ago, these those people were not your crowd, but innocent bystanders stuck waiting for your shit band to move along so they could get to see the band that actually paid to see perform.

It wasn't your stage, you were just taking up space on it. Your band was kind of like hold music people had to endore to get to the HUGE bands you opened for. Your backgournd noise was just dragging the night out so the people at the bar could make some money.

The crowd cheer when it was over.

Aquanetsuperhold · Post by **Aquanetsuperhold** » Fri May 18, 2007 7:07 am

RockNRev wrote:
Damn! I have SO busted so many of you liars. It's funny.
I'm talking about busting you BEYOND A SHADOW OF A DOUBT type of bustin'.

My particular favorite: vvvvvvvvv
Why do you feel the need to lie to flame me? Can't do it with truth, huh? Lies and jealous, resentful opinion, sometimes not even your OWN opinion... That's all y'all got!

And why did you feel the need to dishonorably lie about service your country? Why are you such a liar?

Mitzi Dupree · Post by **Mitzi Dupree** » Fri May 18, 2007 7:13 am

Why are you so scared to answer this question?

Where's all the swaggering bravado and super-ego we've come to expect?

It's just one teeeeny, tiny little question. Maybe you didn't hear me the first twenty times I asked it:

1. Were all of the 400 people in the club featured in your video in attendance to see LOVIN' KRY, or were there other bands on the bill?

Mitzi Dupree · Post by **Mitzi Dupree** » Fri May 18, 2007 7:17 am

I certainly hope that wasn't directed at me, little man.

I'm not trying to convince anyone of anything.

I'm just trying to get one honest, upfront question answered:

1. Were all of the 400 people in the club featured in your video in attendance to see LOVIN' KRY, or were there other bands on the bill?