RockNRev - Fresh & Attractive

Hungwell · Post by **Hungwell** » Tue May 22, 2007 8:26 am

BREAKING NEWS!!

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May 22, 2007

Feverish talks are now in place to avert the first nationwide Driver's Ed Instructors walkout in history.

With the busy summer driving seaon closing in, millions may not get their learner's permits.

Stan Johnson, a Driver's Ed instructor from Houston, TX explains: "When word first leaked that we were being underpaid to the tune of $17,640 dollars per week, we had to make a stand!"

A whistleblower who attended a 'pre-owning' party was responsible for the leak.

"When it became clear that all we had to do was place a free ad in the local PennySaver to collect the very same checks that would normally go directly to the schools themselves, we were shocked. How would you feel if you found out you were being underpaid by $900,000 a year?"

More as this story develops.

gr8twhte · Post by **gr8twhte** » Tue May 22, 2007 9:05 am

Dude. Thats something you don't see every day, Iggy slapping the shit out of someone on the hatas board!

Yeah, only the mob thinks Rev is a delusional, lying gimp.

Mitzi Dupree · Post by **Mitzi Dupree** » Tue May 22, 2007 9:32 am

RockNRev wrote:I have lots of relatives out there.
Go get 'em, sucka... I dare you.

This is my sister's baby daddy!

And my other brother, who is the number one security guy for Microsoft, and who is avidly watching y'all closely with me.

Check him out!
http://support.microsoft.com/kb/813664
Don't forget to listen to the webcast.

http://center.spoke.com/info/p8du1Vd/JasonTyler

DejaVuDoo wrote:
You posted images of your family.

Show me one then.

\

Sooooo....I guess posting a link to Zep boy's page doesn't technically count as posting an image of a family member.

Aaaaand....I guess your niece or nephew's father isn't a family member.

Yeah, I'm following along. Never mind about the picture of his unborn child - wouldn't you call that a family member?

Fucking loon - THAT'S that tattoo your mom should have gotten. A great big confused-looking loon.[/quote]

Mitzi Dupree · Post by **Mitzi Dupree** » Tue May 22, 2007 9:34 am

Holy triple post, batman

Aquanetsuperhold · Post by **Aquanetsuperhold** » Tue May 22, 2007 11:15 am

Rev isn't so "fresh and attractive" anymore

Kind of moldy and tear soaked.

Mitzi Dupree · Post by **Mitzi Dupree** » Tue May 22, 2007 11:30 am

Just out of curiosity, Revvie - what is it you're trying to accomplish here?

Proving that we're all "scum"?

Are you saying you have this burning need to rehabilitate scummy people? That's what started this whole thing? You're going to "fix" us?

If that's the case, are we REALLY the scummiest people you can find? And if so, why have you waited all this time before starting your rehab with us? After all, we've been here for YEARS.

Or do you just plan on continuing to point out what you think is wrong about us with no specific goal in mind?

(Surely you're not stupid enough to think ANYONE is ever going to change their mind and agree with you..."you know Rev, you're right. I'm scum. I want to be more like you. I'll change. Hey, do you think I can come hang in the Chill Room with you and Timmah this weekend?")

Didn't you pay attention in Sunday School, Revvie? Remember your scriptures? "Let he who is without sin cast the first stone." Ring a bell?

Now, dance on command, my ugly little poodle: Tell me you didn't cast a first stone, and totally miss the point of what I'm saying.

And that point is.....who the fuck do you think you are to criticize us? What have you done either here or in your shallow little life that is laudable? What do you think gives you the right to be the arbitrator of goodness and ethics?

You're a fucking insaniac, dude. Your life is filled with conspiracy theories, career failures and fairy tales. I've yet to see evidence of one positive thing that's come from your air-wasting time here on Earth (of course, you might be the Messiah to a flock of Zerglings somewhere else, but I can only speak for this planet).

The funny thing is that you truly believe that you are better than all of us.

The even funnier thing is that if you WERE better than us, you wouldn't even be here.

You defeat yourself with your presence.

Just like the rest of your life.

deathcurse · Post by **deathcurse** » Tue May 22, 2007 11:31 am

deathcurse · Post by **deathcurse** » Tue May 22, 2007 12:00 pm

File my cock, baldy.

Mitzi Dupree · Post by **Mitzi Dupree** » Tue May 22, 2007 12:11 pm

Oh good Christ -

DOES ANYONE REMEMBER "THE J FILES"?

BWAHAHAHAHA

These idiots. All cut from the same crazy cloth.

Hey Moonbat (I love that term!) - re-read my post. Did you forget the last couple of lines? If you were better than us, you wouldn't be here. You're here. You're playing the game. You're no different than anyone else posting here. Welcome to scumland.

God, you're dumb. Seriously. And crazy.

Oh - and please put me in your file. I'm scum. I like to feel important.

ROADHEAD · Post by **ROADHEAD** » Tue May 22, 2007 12:32 pm

chickenona wrote:
LizzieBoredom wrote:That shit was awful. WHAT THE FUCK???? I'm in shock. My sensitive sensibilities have been wounded.
Well, if somebody here did actually call Andover Driving School, that is pretty fucking creepy.

And the tattoo on Rev's mom's neck is actually a really nice tattoo, IMO.

Despite what everyone is seeing here, Rev is a good person and a bright guy. Over the years he's said stuff on the War Board that made me laugh till I cried and even some stuff that has made me and other people think. He's one of a kind. I still think he's pretty awesome and I don't doubt you guys think I'm a fool for feeling that way.

But Rev...well, lemme give you an example of what's so fucked about what's going on here. A couple of weeks ago a post I made at the beginning of this thing was quoted on one of these threads and 2T made a wisecrack about my pill-popping.

The first time I read it, I kinda huffed around a little bit and thought to myself, "Hey, I made that post a month ago! Why's she busting on ME and my DRUG USE now?"

Then I remembered - Oh yeah...she's busting on my drug use BECAUSE I'VE MENTIONED IT MULTIPLE TIMES. It doesn't mean 2T is hateful and evil. It means she reads, remembers, and when she's on Hatas, she does WHAT EVERYBODY DOES ON HATAS.

A number of the people picking on you have crossed a line. I acknowledged as much in PM and I'm acknowledging that here. But most of these guys are just a bunch of shit-talkers. I really hope you can tell the difference between the two.

Okay, I'm done gaying up the thread with droning analysis. I take it you're gonna carry on now.

pillhead.

MasterOfMeatPuppets · Tue May 22, 2007 12:38 pm

RockNRev wrote:
Mitzi Dupree wrote:Oh good Christ -

DOES ANYONE REMEMBER "THE J FILES"?

BWAHAHAHAHA

These idiots. All cut from the same crazy cloth.

Hey Moonbat (I love that term!) - re-read my post. Did you forget the last couple of lines? If you were better than us, you wouldn't be here. You're here. You're playing the game. You're no different than anyone else posting here. Welcome to scumland.

God, you're dumb. Seriously. And crazy.

Oh - and please put me in your file. I'm scum. I like to feel important.
Nah! You aren't in the file short of being in the thread. You're just a coattail rider. You didn't come up with any harrassment like the others so you're all set.

I don't have a problem with someone sludging. I can take it and dish it out, but some of y'all took it too far. That's all there is to it.
They know who they are and so do you. I consider it harassment and cyberstalking and what they did was to the LETTER of the description of cyberstalking, punishable by imprisonment and fines.

And your stupdity in trying to say that everyone on this forum is just the same is just...stupid.

Are you saying that you are no better than Edward Przydzial? Sure looks that way.

No, baby. There are decent people here and there are scumbags. You and Edward are in the scumbag section, as is the rest of your vile mob.

I came here and kept this all fair. I posted about myself. I kept it lighthearted. I posted goofy pictures of myself for you to play with. I didn't post anybody's name or location. I didn't Google anyone. I didn't bring even a post from this very sludge board back to the HAtas. I didn't do home searches or call anyone. I didn't photoshop anyone's family members... Not even the EASY picture of two little girl's head, which I have NO DOUBT in my mind would have had a naked man standing between them had it been a picture of my kids, as is evidenced by the fact that even an ultrasound was not safe from being photoshopped into a pornographic image.

You people are truly sick and vile. That is absolutely disgusting.

But you losers couldn't keep it fair. You had to cheat, and post info and rely on Stoner, your mod buddy to NOT follow the rules and ban you for it. You had to rely on Stoner to provide you with behind the scenes info. You had to take it off the boards and out into the real world because you're weak and you couldn't do it by the rules... Because you are just plain scummy.

ROADHEAD · Post by **ROADHEAD** » Tue May 22, 2007 12:42 pm

RockNRev wrote:
Mitzi Dupree wrote:Just out of curiosity, Revvie - what is it you're trying to accomplish here?

Proving that we're all "scum"?

Are you saying you have this burning need to rehabilitate scummy people? That's what started this whole thing? You're going to "fix" us?

If that's the case, are we REALLY the scummiest people you can find? And if so, why have you waited all this time before starting your rehab with us? After all, we've been here for YEARS.

Or do you just plan on continuing to point out what you think is wrong about us with no specific goal in mind?

(Surely you're not stupid enough to think ANYONE is ever going to change their mind and agree with you..."you know Rev, you're right. I'm scum. I want to be more like you. I'll change. Hey, do you think I can come hang in the Chill Room with you and Timmah this weekend?")

Didn't you pay attention in Sunday School, Revvie? Remember your scriptures? "Let he who is without sin cast the first stone." Ring a bell?

Now, dance on command, my ugly little poodle: Tell me you didn't cast a first stone, and totally miss the point of what I'm saying.

And that point is.....who the fuck do you think you are to criticize us? What have you done either here or in your shallow little life that is laudable? What do you think gives you the right to be the arbitrator of goodness and ethics?

You're a fucking insaniac, dude. Your life is filled with conspiracy theories, career failures and fairy tales. I've yet to see evidence of one positive thing that's come from your air-wasting time here on Earth (of course, you might be the Messiah to a flock of Zerglings somewhere else, but I can only speak for this planet).

The funny thing is that you truly believe that you are better than all of us.

The even funnier thing is that if you WERE better than us, you wouldn't even be here.

You defeat yourself with your presence.

Just like the rest of your life.
I am ABSOLUTELY a better person than ANY person who would join a mob like yours with the sole purpose of "hating" individuals.
I am ABSOLUTELY a better person than everyone who spent all this time busting on TMC. I am ABSOLUTELY a better person than you, yes. No doubt about it in my mind.

Am I trying to rehab you? Nope! Like I said, I'm just here to point it out.

You are scum. People who do what you do are scum.

I hate you.

ROADHEAD · Post by **ROADHEAD** » Tue May 22, 2007 12:43 pm

RockNRev wrote:
DejaVuDoo wrote:
RockNRev wrote: I came here and kept this all fair. I posted about myself. I kept it lighthearted.
You're a liar. You told Aqua you knew EXACTLY who she was, gave what you thought was the first initial of her last name, and then made up shit about her husband. You're a dirty fucking unscrupulous liar.

So far as googling, you ask people to BACK IT UP. How else are they going to back it up? Are they expected to read all 7000 of your posts and look for contradictions that you can then weasel out of? They google something and prove you are a liar.

You're reaching like a motherfucker to find shit to whine about.
You're reaching for a way to justify your disgusting actions, scumbag. And there is no justification.

And after all of this, nothing you did backed anything you said up. All you did was find more photos and names to drop, insult and photoshop. That's it. You never backed a single thing up. As a matter of fact, your searches got your more owned than ever as you learned how wrong you were, how right I was and how close to the PWs you really are.

Good job!

But at least y'all got to put a dick on my sister. Be proud, scumbags. She deserved it!

Nice language, REVEREND

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong · Tue May 22, 2007 1:51 pm

I was just going to drop in and laugh hysterically at the word "insaniac" and the J Files, but then I saw this bit o' tardation:

RockNRadar wrote:You had to cheat, and post info and rely on Stoner, your mod buddy to NOT follow the rules and ban you for it.

Did you seriously just accuse me of being the mod, Rev?

Mitzi Dupree · Post by **Mitzi Dupree** » Tue May 22, 2007 2:10 pm

You're the mod? Awesome.

Can I have a custom title?

chickenona · Post by **chickenona** » Tue May 22, 2007 2:10 pm

ROADHEAD wrote:
chickenona wrote:
LizzieBoredom wrote:That shit was awful. WHAT THE FUCK???? I'm in shock. My sensitive sensibilities have been wounded.
Well, if somebody here did actually call Andover Driving School, that is pretty fucking creepy.

And the tattoo on Rev's mom's neck is actually a really nice tattoo, IMO.

Despite what everyone is seeing here, Rev is a good person and a bright guy. Over the years he's said stuff on the War Board that made me laugh till I cried and even some stuff that has made me and other people think. He's one of a kind. I still think he's pretty awesome and I don't doubt you guys think I'm a fool for feeling that way.

But Rev...well, lemme give you an example of what's so fucked about what's going on here. A couple of weeks ago a post I made at the beginning of this thing was quoted on one of these threads and 2T made a wisecrack about my pill-popping.

The first time I read it, I kinda huffed around a little bit and thought to myself, "Hey, I made that post a month ago! Why's she busting on ME and my DRUG USE now?"

Then I remembered - Oh yeah...she's busting on my drug use BECAUSE I'VE MENTIONED IT MULTIPLE TIMES. It doesn't mean 2T is hateful and evil. It means she reads, remembers, and when she's on Hatas, she does WHAT EVERYBODY DOES ON HATAS.

A number of the people picking on you have crossed a line. I acknowledged as much in PM and I'm acknowledging that here. But most of these guys are just a bunch of shit-talkers. I really hope you can tell the difference between the two.

Okay, I'm done gaying up the thread with droning analysis. I take it you're gonna carry on now.
pillhead.

HOW DARE YOU??? I AM SO OFFENDED. SEE YOU IN COURT, "PONCH"!!!11!!

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong · Tue May 22, 2007 2:14 pm

Mitzi Dupree wrote:You're the mod? Awesome.

Can I have a custom title?

If I could give custom titles, yours would definitely be "SLIGHTLY FUNNIER THAN STONER".

MasterOfMeatPuppets · Post by **MasterOfMeatPuppets** » Tue May 22, 2007 2:22 pm

chickenona wrote:
ROADHEAD wrote:
chickenona wrote: Well, if somebody here did actually call Andover Driving School, that is pretty fucking creepy.

And the tattoo on Rev's mom's neck is actually a really nice tattoo, IMO.

Despite what everyone is seeing here, Rev is a good person and a bright guy. Over the years he's said stuff on the War Board that made me laugh till I cried and even some stuff that has made me and other people think. He's one of a kind. I still think he's pretty awesome and I don't doubt you guys think I'm a fool for feeling that way.

But Rev...well, lemme give you an example of what's so fucked about what's going on here. A couple of weeks ago a post I made at the beginning of this thing was quoted on one of these threads and 2T made a wisecrack about my pill-popping.

The first time I read it, I kinda huffed around a little bit and thought to myself, "Hey, I made that post a month ago! Why's she busting on ME and my DRUG USE now?"

Then I remembered - Oh yeah...she's busting on my drug use BECAUSE I'VE MENTIONED IT MULTIPLE TIMES. It doesn't mean 2T is hateful and evil. It means she reads, remembers, and when she's on Hatas, she does WHAT EVERYBODY DOES ON HATAS.

A number of the people picking on you have crossed a line. I acknowledged as much in PM and I'm acknowledging that here. But most of these guys are just a bunch of shit-talkers. I really hope you can tell the difference between the two.

Okay, I'm done gaying up the thread with droning analysis. I take it you're gonna carry on now.
pillhead.
HOW DARE YOU??? I AM SO OFFENDED. SEE YOU IN COURT, "PONCH"!!!11!!

Will you be pre-owning© him, too?

chickenona · Post by **chickenona** » Tue May 22, 2007 2:27 pm

Pre- and post! And everything in between. I will expose him for the slanderous rapscallion that he is, and I will prove...well, I dunno, the pills are kicking in and I am now slightly confused! But "Ponch" is in for a world of virtual hurt!

NickoLeeBenante · Post by **NickoLeeBenante** » Tue May 22, 2007 3:08 pm

2Tempting wrote:Why the fuck would I, or anyone else here, give a fuck about your mother on Mother's Day? I know she should've been slapped on your conception day.

Best laugh I have had in a month. I am so starting a Pickle Army™.

Or maybe I could get in on that whole Super Scum Dissenting Posse mob thing. I hear they got some fine-ass toasters. Slots big enough to fit a bagel so your shit don't get burned or nothing. That's the way to roll, yo.

MasterOfMeatPuppets · Post by **MasterOfMeatPuppets** » Tue May 22, 2007 3:21 pm

StalkingYouNow wrote:
that person and would cause a reasonable person to suffer substantial emotional distress, and makes a threat with the intent to place the person in imminent fear of death or bodily injury, shall be guilty of the crime of stalking

Guess according to Mass. law I am free and clear? Cant think of any threat I have made tword you, man of the cloth.

You missed something.

Hungwell · Post by **Hungwell** » Tue May 22, 2007 3:55 pm

Page after page and revtard still can't get Sam's quote right about his mama's stanky coin slot.

Time after time, he keeps 'quoting' that Sam said "his Mother's greasy cunt".

He ACTUALLY said "Mother's greasy cooter".

Only revtard would use such foul language in regards to his own mother.

For shame.

Hungwell · Post by **Hungwell** » Tue May 22, 2007 5:32 pm

Break out the Fondue Pots!!

He has finally melted.

Libel, Slander and stalkin' charges!

LMFAO!!!

You could sooner make a case against the chick on the phone stalkin' Don Dokken!!

Don:"Your Honor, when I was recordin' Breakin' the Chains, this chick kept callin'...and she did it again when I was layin' down "It's Not Love". She was all, "I GOTTA have you, and I was like NO WAY! I TOLD YAAAA!

BWAAHAHHAHAHHAHAA!!

MasterOfMeatPuppets · Post by **MasterOfMeatPuppets** » Tue May 22, 2007 6:00 pm

IggyPopWillEatItself wrote:As far as I'm concerned, he completely melted down when he posted this.

RockNRev wrote:Because Rev is in your head, just like Revvy said.

A toucan on a perch, or the preacher in your church, you'll be thinkin' 'bout Rev. Uhhuh! You'll be thinkin' 'bout Rev. Say it with me now...
IF a Lincoln passes by, or a light flashes in the sky you'll be thinkin' 'bout Rev, Uh huh, you'll be thinkin' 'bout Rev. Come on y'all and sing it with me.

Revvy, Revvy, RE-VEEeeeee
We got you on our minds
Revvy, Revvy, RE-VEEeeeee
You own our sad behinds
(Because you're)
Revvy, Revvy, RE-VEEeeeee
We wish we were as cooooooooool....

Oh Revvy, Revvy, RE-VEEeeeee
Take us back to school

(Let me tell you now!)
The number twenty four, or even doggy poop on your floor and you'll be thinkin' 'bout Rev. That's right. You'll be thinkin' 'bout Rev. Ah can you dig it? uh!
If you ever give a rope a yank, or see a lobster in a tank you'll be thinkin' 'bout Rev. I tried to tell ya you'd be thinkin' 'bout Rev, but y'all didn't listen so

Revvy, Revvy, RE-VEEeeeee
We wish you were dead
Revvy, Revvy, RE-VEEeeeee
A bullet in your head should do it
Revvy, Revvy, RE-VEEeeeee
We haven't found you yet (but our dear)
Revvy, Revvy, RE-VEEeeeee
That's just what you'll get

I just made that up right now for y'all. Hope ya like it!
Save it. It'll be worth a llot of money after I get offed.
Fucking wow.

Right now Syd Barrett's sitting somewhere going "Man, that dude's totally lost it."

This should be in Satan's Song Contest.

Aquanetsuperhold · Post by **Aquanetsuperhold** » Tue May 22, 2007 6:13 pm

He is in the middle of a free fall and forgot to pack his shoot. LOL.!

Aquanetsuperhold · Post by **Aquanetsuperhold** » Tue May 22, 2007 6:28 pm

I can't wait till the Rev clan goes on vacation down Cape Cod and they stay in one of those strip motels on busy Rt 28 in Hyannis with bumper to bumper traffic right outside their door, because the view of the beach is so much better there than on Natucket or Martha's Vineyard. LOL!

He'll post a picture of his mother getting a bikini wax he got her for her birthday, and not expect people here to goof on it. LOL!

Aquanetsuperhold · Post by **Aquanetsuperhold** » Tue May 22, 2007 6:56 pm

RockNRev wrote:
Aquanetsuperhold wrote:I can't wait till the Rev clan goes on vacation down Cape Cod and they stay in one of those strip motels on busy Rt 28 in Hyannis with bumper to bumper traffic right outside their door, because the view of the beach is so much better there than on Natucket or Martha's Vineyard. LOL!

You sound overly familiar with that area. No wonder why either.

No wonder at all. I've spent every summer on the Cape since I was a kid. Sometimes we stop in Hyannis on our way to our families places to have lunch to break up the drive. Capt Parkers is good. There is actually a tattoo parlor on the strip too so your mom can get a crab or little mermaid tattoo after her bikini wax. EXCELLENT!

Aquanetsuperhold · Post by **Aquanetsuperhold** » Tue May 22, 2007 7:01 pm

RockNRev wrote:
®¾™ wrote:
RockNRev wrote:I saw someone steal the CD earlier and now I'm going to intentionally set up a camera and intentionally record, with purpose, the robbery.

And then I'm going to bust the crook... Or in this case, OWN him
LMFAO @ Rev thinking it's against the law to call his mom a cunt.

Your mom's a dumb cunt Rev. Get over it.
Never said it was against the law. I only said that your mob is loaded with filthy pigs who would say such things for no good reason about someone's mother.

Thanks for backing it up, cutie pie.

So will you be posting that bikini wax picture anytime soon to prove your point?

Aquanetsuperhold · Post by **Aquanetsuperhold** » Tue May 22, 2007 7:16 pm

RockNRev wrote:
Aquanetsuperhold wrote:
RockNRev wrote:

You sound overly familiar with that area. No wonder why either.

No wonder at all. I've spent every summer on the Cape since I was a kid. Sometimes we stop in Hyannis on our way to our families places to have lunch to break up the drive. Capt Parkers is good. There is actually a tattoo parlor on the strip too so your mom can get a crab or little mermaid tattoo after her bikini wax. EXCELLENT!

Ya, I spent every summer there as a kid too. We prolly made out on the beach at one time or another. I'm still there almost every summer, in W. Yarmouth. Same place. I can see Hyannis port from my porch. I'm sure you are familiar with the place. The hospital is on one end of the street and Lewis Bay is on the other. A quick walk up the side road brings me right onto Main St in Hyannis.

No, we never made out. I thought you reserved that "privilege" for family only.

venus · Post by **venus** » Tue May 22, 2007 8:12 pm

In defense of the Revster, I don't understand why some of you are bothering him with logic. Try grandiose assumptions, delusions, and a sprinkle of nuttiness. See if that doesn't bring out some Lithium lovin' on his part.