Itwalksamongus shuns "negative agendas"

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong · Thu May 29, 2008 5:37 am

His attempt at Jedi Mindtricking people into not continuing to clown the everloving shit out of him is laughable.

The only person he's convinced is himself, which is no surprise since elderly people are easily confused.

deathcurse · Post by **deathcurse** » Thu May 29, 2008 6:17 am

Him ignoring me is one of the best things he's ever done for me, for the same reasons Stoner listed. We're punching an old man with his hands tied behind his back and it doesn't feel shameful because in his feeble old man brain, he still thinks he's winning.

And when he starts in on the "Tell DC that I'm still ignoring him but this is what I have to say about his post..." stuff, I laugh my balls off. So he's got one hand free, he just uses it to punch himself.

The man is 53 years old. If you look up the word "retarded," this is all pretty much the definition.

deathcurse · Post by **deathcurse** » Thu May 29, 2008 9:29 pm

DISH!

Tim Mirror hates his mother and sister!

Itwalksamongus wrote:I usually abhore fat people

Itwalksamongus wrote:I have a mother and a sister who struggle with weight

This begs the question - how does a family festooned with fatties have a skeletal pipsqueak like Timmy Mirror in the fold?

SofaKingBored · Post by **SofaKingBored** » Fri May 30, 2008 4:18 am

... all those 3 day binges me thinks...

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong · Wed Jun 04, 2008 5:08 pm

SPAM BE DAMNED.

GrayAntiMatter · Post by **GrayAntiMatter** » Wed Jun 04, 2008 6:15 pm

It's funny how much more obvious his obsessions have become, since he swore off them.

Stoner has an easier time stopping smoking than he does stopping Stoner.....

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong · Tue Jun 10, 2008 3:21 pm

Hungwell wrote:The spam will never keep this thread down.

Mitzi Dupree · Post by **Mitzi Dupree** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 1:43 pm

The only thing that would have made that PM funnier would have been if he'd signed it "T. Miller, Esq."

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong · Sun Aug 17, 2008 5:18 am

joeyfleagle wrote:How did your name get out there in the first place?

Are you asking me how Mummy knew my name?

If so, it's because I told him in confidence - before I knew he was a raging bag of douche.

GodSmokesCrack · Post by **GodSmokesCrack** » Sun Aug 17, 2008 5:52 am

Quantavius wrote:
Itwalksamongus wrote:Quantavius-

This is where you and I part ways. While it's been fun batting you around the boards, you present as much challenge as going bowling with Stephen Hawking - or getting in a fistfight with a dog. You fly far below the level of intelligence I require to carry on a conversation. You're free to continue chasing me from forum to forum with your childish wittisms - but from now on, you dance alone. You're a waste of time I'll no longer be a part of. As such, any further attempt on your part to communicate with me, including but not limited to a response to this post, will be ignored.

Truly,

Itwalksamongus

Lol @ "you dance alone"

what a fucking retard.

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong · Sun Aug 17, 2008 7:37 am

Personally, I'm partial to this bullshit:

You fly far below the level of intelligence I require to carry on a conversation.

As if it takes a high IQ or level of articulation to converse with someone who communicates solely in monosyllabic words like "Huh?" "I'll wait" and "TFE".

I just love how he keeps giving all of these bogus reasons why he's ignoring people - shit like "I have had positive things happen to me and I'm going to focus on that" or "You're too dumb for me to converse with" - as if anyone believes that shit and doesn't know it's only because he's a fucking pusswad who's decided to "ignore" people who he knows can hand him his ass in a battle of wits. I love it because if he expects us to believe it, it's because he'd believe it himself, which means he thinks we're as stupid as he is.

Which we're not.

You know what else we're not? We're not getting publicly admonished by the moderator for shitting up the boards.

Pretty Dead Boy · Post by **Pretty Dead Boy** » Sun Aug 17, 2008 10:15 am

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:Personally, I'm partial to this bullshit:

You fly far below the level of intelligence I require to carry on a conversation.

As if it takes a high IQ or level of articulation to converse with someone who communicates solely in monosyllabic words like "Huh?" "I'll wait" and "TFE".

I just love how he keeps giving all of these bogus reasons why he's ignoring people - shit like "I have had positive things happen to me and I'm going to focus on that" or "You're too dumb for me to converse with" - as if anyone believes that shit and doesn't know it's only because he's a fucking pusswad who's decided to "ignore" people who he knows can hand him his ass in a battle of wits. I love it because if he expects us to believe it, it's because he'd believe it himself, which means he thinks we're as stupid as he is.

Which we're not.

You know what else we're not? We're not getting publicly admonished by the moderator for shitting up the boards.

Fuckin' A, Stoner. Nail.On.Head.

Fucking cocksucker tucks tail and runs like a wounded puppy when he can't come up with more than "TFE" or "I'll Wait". He flies far under the radar of many, many things, success and decorum being a couple of em.

Preach on sister.

GodSmokesCrack · Post by **GodSmokesCrack** » Mon Aug 18, 2008 1:36 am

The mummy isn't responding to me, I think I've been officially shunned, I didn't get an official letter tho, dang.

Itwalksamongus · Post by **Itwalksamongus** » Mon Aug 18, 2008 2:58 am

Randog wrote:Tim's bassline for "Panama"...

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Wow - that would have been funny......

- if Panama were actually in E.

Dumbass.

GodSmokesCrack · Post by **GodSmokesCrack** » Mon Aug 18, 2008 3:41 am

Itwalksamongus wrote:
Randog wrote:Tim's bassline for "Panama"...

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Wow - that would have been funny......

- if Panama were actually in E.

Dumbass.

I think that's the point he was trying to make mummy.

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong · Sun Jul 12, 2009 2:03 am

MickeyG · Post by **MickeyG** » Sun Jul 12, 2009 1:36 pm

Whatever happened to Quantawhatisface and Craig?

Being shunned by Tim drove them to suicide?

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong · Sun Jul 12, 2009 1:48 pm

If they were smart, they changed their usernames when registration opened back up.

Dude, you know nobody ever leaves this place for good.

MickeyG · Post by **MickeyG** » Sun Jul 12, 2009 2:01 pm

Even when you die?

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong · Sun Jul 12, 2009 2:03 pm

I don't know yet.

chickenona · Post by **chickenona** » Sun Jul 12, 2009 4:48 pm

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:If they were smart, they changed their usernames when registration opened back up.

Dude, you know nobody ever leaves this place for good.

ColdEthylMerman did.

Post by **Metal Sludge** » Sun Jul 12, 2009 7:15 pm

No she didn't.
I see her lurking occasionally.

chickenona · Post by **chickenona** » Mon Jul 13, 2009 3:53 am

Then you should MAKE her post! You can do that.

Punk · Post by **Punk** » Mon Jul 13, 2009 4:07 am

I volunteer to offer my sexual favors in exchange for her posting again. I'm a team player like that.

chickenona · Post by **chickenona** » Mon Jul 13, 2009 5:27 am

If that's what it's gonna take...

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