Dumbest Posters

KAOS · Post by **KAOS** » Tue Oct 14, 2008 8:34 am

chickenona: should be added to the list for having to create such a lame ass, high school popularity thread in order to get any sort of attention. You matter... really you do.

JakeYonkel · Post by **JakeYonkel** » Tue Oct 14, 2008 8:36 am

chickenona wrote:Hahaha! There you go, Jake.

See? Told you. My fan club has way too many members for me to go unrepresented.

KneelandBobDylan · Post by **KneelandBobDylan** » Tue Oct 14, 2008 8:48 am

Roxxstar/Shagg05: People on the War Board own him like he was a 13 year old Philippino whore.

chickenona · Post by **chickenona** » Tue Oct 14, 2008 8:51 am

KAOS wrote:chickenona: should be added to the list for having to create such a lame ass, high school popularity thread in order to get any sort of attention. You matter... really you do.

The thread title is "Dumbest Posters" not "Most Desperate Attention Whores". By your own criteria I don't count. Once again, you demonstrate why you made the list in the first place because you appear to be unable to read. Good job.

chickenona · Post by **chickenona** » Tue Oct 14, 2008 8:55 am

Yeah, I didn't add the racism thing because that was what caught my eye about Smoke, then I got all wrapped up in trying to shake some sense into Zakk and totally forgot to add him anyway! But yeah, you're right, CharvelBasher is a racist as well as functionally illiterate.

KAOS · Post by **KAOS** » Tue Oct 14, 2008 8:58 am

chickenona wrote:
KAOS wrote:chickenona: should be added to the list for having to create such a lame ass, high school popularity thread in order to get any sort of attention. You matter... really you do.
The thread title is "Dumbest Posters" not "Most Desperate Attention Whores". By your own criteria I don't count. Once again, you demonstrate why you made the list in the first place because you appear to be unable to read. Good job.

Either way, you have to admit that the premises of this thread has been used and abused here at Sludge. It's old and tired and very lame! Very juvenile like passing around one of those "slam books" in Jr High. (yawn)

I could care less what you think... you matter.

tin00can · Post by **tin00can** » Tue Oct 14, 2008 9:00 am

If this thread was porn, it would have a chubby chick fisting a hot midget girl who is sucking on a donkey's balls while the donkey pees on some insanely hot porn chick with huge fake tits while she is tied to a straw bed and some other chubby chick in a clown suit ass-fucks her with a huge dildo.

In other words, this thread is perfect and makes me believe in god. All my usual suspects have already been named but I'll think of another one. Give me some time.

WhiteHouseSubsAC · Post by **WhiteHouseSubsAC** » Tue Oct 14, 2008 9:00 am

KAOS wrote: It's old and tired and very lame! (yawn)

Sounds a lot like your Obama posts on the war board.

Back OT, I don't know if Heenan Snuka is a troll or just a complete retard, but he's gotta make the list.

KAOS · Post by **KAOS** » Tue Oct 14, 2008 9:04 am

WhiteHouseSubsAC wrote:
KAOS wrote: It's old and tired and very lame! (yawn)
Sounds a lot like your Obama posts on the war board.

At least I post them in the correct forum. And I am not the ring leader over there, go take a look. Hey, I could post them in all the wrong forums like the rest of the wankers if that makes you feel better?

tin00can · Post by **tin00can** » Tue Oct 14, 2008 9:05 am

KAOS wrote:
WhiteHouseSubsAC wrote:
KAOS wrote: It's old and tired and very lame! (yawn)
Sounds a lot like your Obama posts on the war board.
At least I post them in the correct forum. And I am not the ring leader over there, go take a look. Hey, I could post them in all the wrong forums like the rest of the wankers if that makes you feel better?

So you're bragging about being able to fit a square peg in a square hole?

Punk · Post by **Punk** » Tue Oct 14, 2008 9:14 am

I like how KAOS is running his cock blower about juvenile threads when he started a 'Guess what beer I'm drinking' thread a few days ago. What an outstanding topic.

Dude, you're weak as balls. How many more people have to point it out before realization fucks your ass?

chickenona · Post by **chickenona** » Tue Oct 14, 2008 9:18 am

Another thing that KAOS just did reminds me of why I ranked him so high, which is adding a pointless question mark to a sentence that is not a question?

tin00can · Post by **tin00can** » Tue Oct 14, 2008 9:23 am

chickenona wrote:Another thing that KAOS just did reminds me of why I ranked him so high, which is adding a pointless question mark to a sentence that is not a question?

KAOS wrote:I thought the show was annoying and the guys high pitched voices gave me a head ache. It started out god but died towards the end. It's just not that funny to me. If I was in highschool or early college maybe it would be amusing? I dunno, maybe I am just getting old?

KAOS · Post by **KAOS** » Tue Oct 14, 2008 9:26 am

tin00can wrote:
chickenona wrote:Another thing that KAOS just did reminds me of why I ranked him so high, which is adding a pointless question mark to a sentence that is not a question?

KAOS wrote:I thought the show was annoying and the guys high pitched voices gave me a head ache. It started out god but died towards the end. It's just not that funny to me. If I was in highschool or early college maybe it would be amusing? I dunno, maybe I am just getting old?

Looks proper to me.

acefrehleysbeer · Post by **acefrehleysbeer** » Tue Oct 14, 2008 10:27 am

2 pages and no mention of me! I love how folks think I am a simpleton.

tin00can · Post by **tin00can** » Tue Oct 14, 2008 10:29 am

acefrehleysbeer wrote:2 pages and no mention of me! I love how folks think I am a simpleton.

I was saving my mention of you for the sure-to-be-forthcoming "sludgers we know are homo" thread. You and skate, of course.

Calexxia · Post by **Calexxia** » Tue Oct 14, 2008 10:32 am

I think everyone here knows who I think the two stupidest posters on here are, so there's no point in belaboring that point.

acefrehleysbeer · Post by **acefrehleysbeer** » Tue Oct 14, 2008 10:33 am

tin00can wrote:
acefrehleysbeer wrote:2 pages and no mention of me! I love how folks think I am a simpleton.
I was saving my mention of you for the sure-to-be-forthcoming "sludgers we know are homo" thread. You and skate, of course.

Thats your ass, son!

Maybe I should not have said that

chickenona · Post by **chickenona** » Tue Oct 14, 2008 10:34 am

Oh, COME ON!

I don't know who your top dumbasses are. Since it's my thread you're kinda obligated to enlighten me.

MurrayFiend · Post by **MurrayFiend** » Tue Oct 14, 2008 10:35 am

Calexxia wrote:I think everyone here knows who I think the two stupidest posters on here are, so there's no point in belaboring that point.

I guess I'm out of the loop...

acefrehleysbeer · Post by **acefrehleysbeer** » Tue Oct 14, 2008 10:36 am

It would actually be easier to to do smart posters as I dont pay any mind to the dumb ones.

There is one asshole that post pics of food and talks of only one band........whose name I wont even type because it gives him a boner to know he annoys folks!

Calexxia · Post by **Calexxia** » Tue Oct 14, 2008 10:37 am

chickenona wrote:Oh, COME ON!

I don't know who your top dumbasses are. Since it's my thread you're kinda obligated to enlighten me.

Whoops.

Ok, there's 3:

"The Gothic Killer Clown of Rock And Roll" (though I am trying, VERY hard, not to bring him up, because it's gone far past funny at this point)

P13 (I get that he's a fanboy, and that's great, but it drives me mental the way he can't accept reality sometimes)

AnotherNameChange?/DallasEmber (Yeah, this goes back to my hatred of SSS, but at the same time, even without him having given SSS his logon credentials, this dude is a few sammiches short of a picnic)

Calexxia · Post by **Calexxia** » Tue Oct 14, 2008 10:38 am

acefrehleysbeer wrote:It would actually be easier to to do smart posters as I dont pay any mind to the dumb ones.

There is one asshole that post pics of food and talks of only one band........whose name I wont even type because it gives him a boner to know he annoys folks!

So go start a "Smartest Posters" thread, ya goober!

deathcurse · Post by **deathcurse** » Tue Oct 14, 2008 10:51 am

Lest we forget:

The Mummy
Quantavius
Slacker4Life
SikkiNixx
Thebottomline
sleazyrocker
some_clown
Vinyl Mania
roxxxtar
RockSkar (R.I.P., faggot)
absolutely_fabulous

MayorOfPsychoCity · Post by **MayorOfPsychoCity** » Tue Oct 14, 2008 10:57 am

Fuck it, I'll add myself to the list. If I'm posting a video of guy puking on a stripper's naked back then I'm pretty sure that falls into the "dumb poster" category.

chickenona · Post by **chickenona** » Tue Oct 14, 2008 10:58 am

Calexxia wrote:
chickenona wrote:Oh, COME ON!

I don't know who your top dumbasses are. Since it's my thread you're kinda obligated to enlighten me.
Whoops.

Ok, there's 3:

"The Gothic Killer Clown of Rock And Roll" (though I am trying, VERY hard, not to bring him up, because it's gone far past funny at this point)

P13 (I get that he's a fanboy, and that's great, but it drives me mental the way he can't accept reality sometimes)

AnotherNameChange?/DallasEmber (Yeah, this goes back to my hatred of SSS, but at the same time, even without him having given SSS his logon credentials, this dude is a few sammiches short of a picnic)

Thanks! I bet ya feel better now too.

It does us all good to air this shit out.

Edited to add - I don't think it ever went past funny to ridicule Fifi LaRue, because his reaction is like gasoline on the fire. Does anybody know if he was Dr. Rockso? Because if he was, he called Clive Owen "super sexy" in my Clive thread on the Ho Board. Do what you will with that one.

deathcurse · Post by **deathcurse** » Tue Oct 14, 2008 10:58 am

How did I forget The Royal Doucheness?

Calexxia · Post by **Calexxia** » Tue Oct 14, 2008 10:59 am

chickenona wrote:
Calexxia wrote:
chickenona wrote:Oh, COME ON!

I don't know who your top dumbasses are. Since it's my thread you're kinda obligated to enlighten me.
Whoops.

Ok, there's 3:

"The Gothic Killer Clown of Rock And Roll" (though I am trying, VERY hard, not to bring him up, because it's gone far past funny at this point)

P13 (I get that he's a fanboy, and that's great, but it drives me mental the way he can't accept reality sometimes)

AnotherNameChange?/DallasEmber (Yeah, this goes back to my hatred of SSS, but at the same time, even without him having given SSS his logon credentials, this dude is a few sammiches short of a picnic)
Thanks! I bet ya feel better now too.

It does us all good to air this shit out.

Eh, I figured it was pretty blatant all along

Oh yeah, and I hate that Polexxia bitch who used to post; remember her? (*dies laughing*)

chickenona · Post by **chickenona** » Tue Oct 14, 2008 11:01 am

She was chunky but funky.

Alabama Slammer · Post by **Alabama Slammer** » Tue Oct 14, 2008 11:01 am

deathcurse wrote:How did I forget The Royal Doucheness?

You did, but I took care of that one already.