Here's where you can rip on each other. We don't care. If any personal information gets posted about another user, we'll delete it and you'll be banned. No exceptions.
SLD's love for me is well-documented so take everything he says with a grain of salt. He's gotten so wound up over me he's resorted to saying some pretty terrible, borderline bannable shit.
Cookie, well, she's just got her panties in a wad because I cracked on her. I honestly don't think I've ever even addressed her.
JakeYonkel wrote:SLD's love for me is well-documented so take everything he says with a grain of salt. He's gotten so wound up over me he's resorted to saying some pretty terrible, borderline bannable shit.
Cookie, well, she's just got her panties in a wad because I cracked on her. I honestly don't think I've ever even addressed her.
Whos panties are in a wad? You practically begged people to reply with that.
JakeYonkel wrote:SLD's love for me is well-documented so take everything he says with a grain of salt. He's gotten so wound up over me he's resorted to saying some pretty terrible, borderline bannable shit.
Cookie, well, she's just got her panties in a wad because I cracked on her. I honestly don't think I've ever even addressed her.
Her post was in the same spirit as yours asking who'd get their $80 back, I think....
JakeYonkel wrote:SLD's love for me is well-documented so take everything he says with a grain of salt. He's gotten so wound up over me he's resorted to saying some pretty terrible, borderline bannable shit.
Cookie, well, she's just got her panties in a wad because I cracked on her. I honestly don't think I've ever even addressed her.
Whos panties are in a wad? You practically begged people to reply with that.
JakeYonkel wrote:SLD's love for me is well-documented so take everything he says with a grain of salt. He's gotten so wound up over me he's resorted to saying some pretty terrible, borderline bannable shit.
Okay, if you still actually believe that you just proved that you are, in fact, fucking stupid. Everybody who's read a bunch of my posts can tell I often say pretty terrible, over the top things for no good reason. It's a stylistic device or some shit.
If my "it isn't bannable if it's Jake" spiel didn't give it away that I was joking there really is no hope for you. I was right about that, by the way, so every time you bring that up trying to hide behind the taboo, the joke's on you.
SebastianLeeDanzig wrote:If my "it isn't bannable if it's Jake" spiel didn't give it away that I was joking there really is no hope for you. I was right about that, by the way, so every time you bring that up trying to hide behind the taboo, the joke's on you.
Hardly. It just reinforced my point that you'd never get banned from here... you're friendly with the right people.
JakeYonkel wrote: There are a ton of people who will call me all forms of stupid but I doubt any would ever call me an asshole. Next.
You're not all that stupid, but you're not very fucking bright, either...and your inability to come up with any real thoughts of your own makes you the king of dog-piling, me-too assholes.
JakeYonkel wrote:Hardly. It just reinforced my point that you'd never get banned from here... you're friendly with the right people.
ANYWAY.
Back to the topic at hand.
Don't worry, you'll never be off-topic in this thread. Keep telling yourself that my secret connections are the reason why I'm not banned. The truth is, however, that I'm probably one of the last long-time regulars here who have no fucking clue who the mod is or who runs shit here at all.
JakeYonkel wrote: There are a ton of people who will call me all forms of stupid but I doubt any would ever call me an asshole. Next.
You're not all that stupid, but you're not very fucking bright, either...and your inability to come up with any real thoughts of your own makes you the king of dog-piling, me-too assholes.
Oh, holy fucking hell. I think I just shat meself.
Another Useless Alternym wrote:kockstar - i've yet to see any posts that resemble the english language. perfect candidate for retroactive abortion
acefrehelysbeer - not only one of the dumbest but most useless posters. his stupid line about bendersbreakfast was creepier than allbrickedup & ghey man's psycho stalking combined
Oh great I finally get called out by some fag with 2 posts and who is a chickenshit hiding behind a name. Dont worry I would still fuck your moms fat ass!
I thought I used italics to great effect and they really enhanced my already uncanny ability to convey the meaning behind my deep, insightful posts...........
Ironman wrote:I thought I used italics to great effect and they really enhanced my already uncanny ability to convey the meaning behind my deep, insightful posts...........
.........I guess not.
Touche!
IDIAMINDADA wrote:Take your child, and leave him in the woods....he has a better chance being raised by a pack of homosexual squirrels.
I love how Jake is wearing these insults as some kind of retarded badge of honor or something...as if it's somehow all of a sudden cool to be thought of as an asshole or stupid.
I guarantee you were hoping and praying that your name came up multiple times. I'd bet on it.
Punk wrote:I love how Jake is wearing these insults as some kind of retarded badge of honor or something...as if it's somehow all of a sudden cool to be thought of as an asshole or stupid.
My name was first on the list, as in most stupid of the entire bunch, and I am not proud, one bit.
I still say my use if italics is a skill, and apparently noone on this site is intelligent enough to fully appreciate.
Punk wrote:I love how Jake is wearing these insults as some kind of retarded badge of honor or something...as if it's somehow all of a sudden cool to be thought of as an asshole or stupid.
I guarantee you were hoping and praying that your name came up multiple times. I'd bet on it.
No, I know I've got my fan club and whenever threads get started, I start counting down because I know it's going to happen. Why would I want to be referred to as dumb? C'mon Punk.
I wouldn't say it's a badge of honor... more of a reaffirmation of what I figured would happen. Can't have a thread like this without the usual suspects chiming in.
Hell'sHungryChild wrote:What's the name of that poster with the "Old man transvestite avatar" who just randomly posts perverted hit-ons on other sludgers?
Oh, hell no.
Itwalksboyfriend kicks ass.
And he takes it up the ass. I know from experience. Missin' you, baby.
Did you just step out of the closet?
Way to go!
No, I didn't. I've been out of the closet since before I was in diapers, pal. I came out of the womb and went straight for the doctor's dick.
HeavyMetalZombie666 wrote:Any chicks on this board like Sean Connery or Roger Moore?
What the fuck? Is 'go on with your bad self' just catching on in Europe or something? That's twice today that it's been brought out, full of cobwebs and dried bird shit, I'd imagine.
Punk wrote:What the fuck? Is 'go on with your bad self' just catching on in Europe or something? That's twice today that it's been brought out, full of cobwebs and dried bird shit, I'd imagine.
I'm not European.
I was just looking for something to say that was noncommital, yet supportive.
