Dumbest Posters

acefrehleysbeer · Post by **acefrehleysbeer** » Wed Oct 15, 2008 11:32 am

Stop_I'mAlreadyDead wrote:
acefrehleysbeer wrote:
Another Useless Alternym wrote:kockstar - i've yet to see any posts that resemble the english language. perfect candidate for retroactive abortion

acefrehelysbeer - not only one of the dumbest but most useless posters. his stupid line about bendersbreakfast was creepier than allbrickedup & ghey man's psycho stalking combined
Oh great I finally get called out by some fag with 2 posts and who is a chickenshit hiding behind a name. Dont worry I would still fuck your moms fat ass!
Ace isn't stupid, just high as a kite.

I prefer the term "high as a four balled dog"

deathcurse · Post by **deathcurse** » Wed Oct 15, 2008 11:32 am

KneelandBobDylan wrote:I'm not European.

"You are when you're in the bathroom!" - Iron Suck

acefrehleysbeer · Post by **acefrehleysbeer** » Wed Oct 15, 2008 11:35 am

Reading this thread only proves what I have known for a while and I hate to say it because that dudes head is already so big he is gonna have to saw the roof off his friends car just to fit in it because he dont own a car but SLD is a genius!

chickenona · Post by **chickenona** » Wed Oct 15, 2008 11:43 am

acefrehleysbeer wrote:
Stop_I'mAlreadyDead wrote:
acefrehleysbeer wrote: Oh great I finally get called out by some fag with 2 posts and who is a chickenshit hiding behind a name. Dont worry I would still fuck your moms fat ass!
Ace isn't stupid, just high as a kite.
I prefer the term "high as a four balled dog"

That phrase has been stuck in my head all day for some reason.

smack.73 · Post by **smack.73** » Wed Oct 15, 2008 12:03 pm

Another Useless Alternym wrote:kockstar - i've yet to see any posts that resemble the english language. perfect candidate for retroactive abortion

I'm nobody here at Sludge and I hope to stay that way, but Kockstar is by far my favorite poster. I'd fucking love to hang out with that dude.

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong · Wed Oct 15, 2008 12:08 pm

The shit between Kockstar and deathcurse's posts has been the best part of this thread.

That is all.

MickeyG · Post by **MickeyG** » Wed Oct 15, 2008 1:22 pm

acefrehleysbeer wrote:
Stop_I'mAlreadyDead wrote:
acefrehleysbeer wrote: Oh great I finally get called out by some fag with 2 posts and who is a chickenshit hiding behind a name. Dont worry I would still fuck your moms fat ass!
Ace isn't stupid, just high as a kite.
I prefer the term "high as a four balled dog"

Where I'm from we'd say "high as a dog with 2 dicks" but 4 balled dog works just as well.

acefrehleysbeer · Post by **acefrehleysbeer** » Wed Oct 15, 2008 1:57 pm

Syndrome Of A Down wrote:
Another Useless Alternym wrote:kockstar - i've yet to see any posts that resemble the english language. perfect candidate for retroactive abortion

acefrehelysbeer - not only one of the dumbest but most useless posters. his stupid line about bendersbreakfast was creepier than allbrickedup & ghey man's psycho stalking combined

Kockstar is cool. You are fag. Fuck off douchedrinker.

Up yours Nozzlenose!

Calexxia · Post by **Calexxia** » Wed Oct 15, 2008 3:59 pm

acefrehleysbeer wrote:
Syndrome Of A Down wrote:
Another Useless Alternym wrote:kockstar - i've yet to see any posts that resemble the english language. perfect candidate for retroactive abortion

acefrehelysbeer - not only one of the dumbest but most useless posters. his stupid line about bendersbreakfast was creepier than allbrickedup & ghey man's psycho stalking combined

Kockstar is cool. You are fag. Fuck off douchedrinker.
Up yours Nozzlenose!

We've descended to "up your nose with a rubber hose" now?

Ironman · Post by **Ironman** » Wed Oct 15, 2008 4:07 pm

Ever wonder how bold /assertive everyone would be, if we were all, not states and even coutries apart, but if this were one big room, and we were all merely feet apart?

Some of you overbearing assholes being merely across the table from me, virtually within arm's reach.......

Oooo, the possibilities.

Punk · Post by **Punk** » Wed Oct 15, 2008 4:12 pm

Sounds like you're about 1 step from challenging someone to a fight at Burger King.

Shut the fuck up.

chickenona · Post by **chickenona** » Wed Oct 15, 2008 4:21 pm

Ironman wrote:Ever wonder how bold /assertive everyone would be, if we were all, not states and even coutries apart, but if this were one big room, and we were all merely feet apart?

Some of you overbearing assholes being merely across the table from me, virtually within arm's reach.......

Oooo, the possibilities.

I'd just sit on you and smother you with my fat, fat ass.

Ironman · Post by **Ironman** » Wed Oct 15, 2008 4:24 pm

chickenona wrote:
Ironman wrote:Ever wonder how bold /assertive everyone would be, if we were all, not states and even coutries apart, but if this were one big room, and we were all merely feet apart?

Some of you overbearing assholes being merely across the table from me, virtually within arm's reach.......

Oooo, the possibilities.
I'd just sit on you and smother you with my fat, fat ass.

Nonsense.

I could easily turn my head to the side and get a quick breath of air that leaks in through one of the folds in your ass.

sparkdaddy · Post by **sparkdaddy** » Wed Oct 15, 2008 4:24 pm

Listing dumb people on Sludge will definently make this the longest thread in the history of Sludge.

JakeYonkel · Post by **JakeYonkel** » Wed Oct 15, 2008 4:30 pm

enter your username wrote:
JakeYonkel wrote:
Punk wrote:I love how Jake is wearing these insults as some kind of retarded badge of honor or something...as if it's somehow all of a sudden cool to be thought of as an asshole or stupid.

I guarantee you were hoping and praying that your name came up multiple times. I'd bet on it.
No, I know I've got my fan club and whenever threads get started, I start counting down because I know it's going to happen. Why would I want to be referred to as dumb? C'mon Punk.

I wouldn't say it's a badge of honor... more of a reaffirmation of what I figured would happen. Can't have a thread like this without the usual suspects chiming in.
Good for you. You finally realize everyone thinks you're dumb. So that makes you a little less clueless, but still quite dumb.

See, my point being made for me.

GrayAntiMatter · Post by **GrayAntiMatter** » Wed Oct 15, 2008 5:39 pm

SebastianLeeDanzig wrote:I bet Jake printed and framed this thread by now. At least four decent people called him not really stupid. Enjoy your moment.

He's having his best month ever on Sludge!

Now just start a thread about the_HIV and watch it all implode!

chickenona · Post by **chickenona** » Wed Oct 15, 2008 5:49 pm

Goddammit, Jake, you're doing that passive-aggressive victim thing again. Just knock that shit off, you're makin' my slapping hand itchy.

JakeYonkel · Post by **JakeYonkel** » Wed Oct 15, 2008 5:54 pm

chickenona wrote:Goddammit, Jake, you're doing that passive-aggressive victim thing again. Just knock that shit off, you're makin' my slapping hand itchy.

I'm good at it though.

I should have had like 4 meltdowns by now!

chickenona · Post by **chickenona** » Thu Oct 16, 2008 6:38 am

I think potato was mostly offended by the part where the GROWN MAN wished a slow horrible death upon her, a fifteen-year-old girl, just because her mom called him stupid.

Punk · Post by **Punk** » Thu Oct 16, 2008 6:44 am

I'm doubting she was offended...I'm guessing her reaction was more a point-and-laugh deal at the nutcase.

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong · Thu Oct 16, 2008 6:52 am

While there's no denying that CharvelBasher is a tool for getting that worked up about being called dumb on a messagebord, it's not really fair to imply that he wished death on potato directly. I know when I'm insulting someone here, the last fucking thing in the world I'm thinking about is whether their 15 yr old kid is going to read it.

chickenona · Post by **chickenona** » Thu Oct 16, 2008 7:05 am

Oh, I know that. I just thought it was funny when I came back on here and noticed she'd stopped by to reproach him, because I was out of the room when she did that. I just had to give the knife a twist. I doubt he even knew my actual child posts here when he wrote that.

I know he doesn't REALLY wish we'd die. He just flipped out and posted a pure adrenaline-fueled reaction. People do that all the time on here and it's always hilarious.

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong · Thu Oct 16, 2008 7:13 am

I think when people do that shit, they should be forced to carry it in their signature for life, like a big fat Scarlet F for FAIL.

chickenona · Post by **chickenona** » Thu Oct 16, 2008 7:19 am

Maybe I'll hit up the mod.

deathcurse · Post by **deathcurse** » Thu Oct 16, 2008 7:28 am

I have no beef with Angry Jew but he's the kind of nutswinger who antagonizes the board with GN'R threads and then openly wonders why people hate GN'R so much.

acefrehleysbeer · Post by **acefrehleysbeer** » Thu Oct 16, 2008 7:29 am

deathcurse wrote:I have no beef with Angry Jew but he's the kind of nutswinger who antagonizes the board with GN'R threads and then openly wonders why people hate GN'R so much.

What that homo said!

GrayAntiMatter · Post by **GrayAntiMatter** » Thu Oct 16, 2008 7:30 am

deathcurse wrote:I have no beef with Angry Jew but he's the kind of nutswinger who antagonizes the board with GN'R threads and then openly wonders why people hate GN'R so much.

He's OVD for GnR. Just, not as fun, insightful or entertaining.

Seems like he's probably a decent dude, but he's going to die choking on Axls nuts.

deathcurse · Post by **deathcurse** » Thu Oct 16, 2008 7:34 am

grayantimatter wrote:
deathcurse wrote:I have no beef with Angry Jew but he's the kind of nutswinger who antagonizes the board with GN'R threads and then openly wonders why people hate GN'R so much.
He's OVD for GnR. Just, not as fun, insightful or entertaining.

Seems like he's probably a decent dude, but he's going to die choking on Axls nuts.

Slow down. OVD is fun, insightful and entertaining?

OVD would only be fun, insightful and entertaining if I was allowed to watch him be hit by a train.

Blackie Onassis · Post by **Blackie Onassis** » Thu Oct 16, 2008 7:37 am

May I nominate Cult of Manson?

GrayAntiMatter · Post by **GrayAntiMatter** » Thu Oct 16, 2008 7:43 am

deathcurse wrote:
grayantimatter wrote:
deathcurse wrote:I have no beef with Angry Jew but he's the kind of nutswinger who antagonizes the board with GN'R threads and then openly wonders why people hate GN'R so much.
He's OVD for GnR. Just, not as fun, insightful or entertaining.

Seems like he's probably a decent dude, but he's going to die choking on Axls nuts.
Slow down. OVD is fun, insightful and entertaining?

Its all relative....