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cantstopthemusic
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Post by cantstopthemusic »

saracapri wrote:charlene manson for her stupid new username, among other things.
What exactly is your problem with her, Ms. Too-Cool-For-School?
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Post by Mitzi Dupree »

Angry Jew wrote:

Or perhaps it was me as Bret Michaels last Halloween:
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I can't believe you spent Halloween with Jake Yonkel. Kudos.
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Post by Mitzi Dupree »

Don't talk about Jake that way. He's sensitive.
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Post by Angry Jew »

Mitzi Dupree wrote:
Angry Jew wrote:

Or perhaps it was me as Bret Michaels last Halloween:
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I can't believe you spent Halloween with Jake Yonkel. Kudos.
I did? He makes a good looking girl then,huh?
Where's Izzy?
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Post by Pretty Dead Boy »

:shock: @ kockstar. that's an amazing feat of drunken posting dude.

shit's about to get GOOD up in this hurrrr thread.
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Post by CrouchingStonerHiddenBong »

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Oh my fucking god, Kockstar.
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Post by Punk »

The funniest part of that story was Sara walking in with a "we own" attitude.
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Post by chickenona »

You've confused me with someone else, Kockstar. With this painkiller habit, I can barely take a shit at all anymore, much less on cue. So I have NO talents compared to those other whores. I don't have bouncy blond tresses like Elise either. Dammit. Goddammit.

And there are four men when the story is starting, not three. You forgot to count yourself.

Also, if we all walked in wearing just underpants and wife beaters, how could you lift up Mitzi's skirt?

These are but minor quibbles, you understand. All in all I'm grateful for your post, it saved my thread from Syndrome of a Down.

Yes, I came back almost a half an hour later and read that masterpiece again. Only the second time I had my head tilted to the side like a dog listening to a whistle.
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Post by JakeYonkel »

Angry Jew wrote:
Mitzi Dupree wrote:
Angry Jew wrote:

Or perhaps it was me as Bret Michaels last Halloween:
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I can't believe you spent Halloween with Jake Yonkel. Kudos.
I did? He makes a good looking girl then,huh?
So I've been told...
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Post by SebastianLeeDanzig »

That story was very true to life. I get pissed on and end up being the only dude who doesn't get laid.
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Post by chickenona »

Yeah, because you know they'll cut out all the good stuff.

Baz - you are the first person to bust a nut in that story. I don't see where I get to bust one at all. So you're actually doing better than I am.
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Post by ralphwiggumsdealer »

The only thing that could have made Kockstar's story any better would have been the inclusion of Hairbangersball.
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Post by Punk »

chickenona wrote:Yeah, because you know they'll cut out all the good stuff.

Baz - you are the first person to bust a nut in that story. I don't see where I get to bust one at all. So you're actually doing better than I am.
Yeah but he still didn't get laid.

That story fucking reigns. Can't BELIEVE I'm not in it.

*face of gloom*
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Post by chickenona »

In the version I'm making up in my head you are.
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Post by WhiteHouseSubsAC »

Kockstar, you left out the part about not being able to come and then shitting in the flowerpot afterwards.
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Post by chickenona »

We are way better than those hacks.
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Post by chickenona »

Well it certainly saved my thread from the retarded direction in which it was headed.

I think we need a thread that is nothing but everybody posting dirty stories while drunker than fuck.
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Post by CrouchingStonerHiddenBong »

Next time, and there HAS to be a next time, I'd like to have at least one of my orifices penetrated.
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Itjogsamongus wrote:I haven't been here that long, so correct me if I'm wrong. But a post like that to me could bring a renaisannce to The Hata's Board. I mean I'm feeling a new energy here.

This could be like "Breathless" was to cinema. I'm totally serious.
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BREATHLESSSSS AHHHHHHH!
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Post by saracapri »

:lol:

Oh my god. Awesome.
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Post by Rainbow Bright »

Angry Jew wrote:
Mitzi Dupree wrote:
Angry Jew wrote:

Or perhaps it was me as Bret Michaels last Halloween:
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I can't believe you spent Halloween with Jake Yonkel. Kudos.
I did? He makes a good looking girl then,huh?
I taught him mad skills.
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Post by chickenona »

RBO should be in Kockstar's next opus.
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Post by chickenona »

Jesus Halford Christ.
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Post by lerxstcat »

Kockstar should be writing porn screenplays and Penthouse Forum letters for a living! He'd make Max Hardcore look like a puss!
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Post by CrouchingStonerHiddenBong »

I can tell Kockstar likes me because he kissed me. 8)
tym wrote:She makes My air head 11 year old Girl look like Nikita Tesla.
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Post by Punk »

LMBIH @ unrubbered cock

Can't believe he made me hook up with RBO. That's just wrong.
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Post by CrouchingStonerHiddenBong »

Getting gagged with two fingers isn't enough for you?

God.
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Post by CrouchingStonerHiddenBong »

It's probably not my place to say anything.

I got to come twice.
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Post by saracapri »

I'm so jealous of Stoner. :x

I like the original story best because I sound so tough in it. I even went out and bought some pink cotton panties.
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Post by Rainbow Bright »

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:It's probably not my place to say anything.

I got to come twice.
True, but Punk shagged me.
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