What exactly is your problem with her, Ms. Too-Cool-For-School?saracapri wrote:charlene manson for her stupid new username, among other things.
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You've confused me with someone else, Kockstar. With this painkiller habit, I can barely take a shit at all anymore, much less on cue. So I have NO talents compared to those other whores. I don't have bouncy blond tresses like Elise either. Dammit. Goddammit.
And there are four men when the story is starting, not three. You forgot to count yourself.
Also, if we all walked in wearing just underpants and wife beaters, how could you lift up Mitzi's skirt?
These are but minor quibbles, you understand. All in all I'm grateful for your post, it saved my thread from Syndrome of a Down.
Yes, I came back almost a half an hour later and read that masterpiece again. Only the second time I had my head tilted to the side like a dog listening to a whistle.
And there are four men when the story is starting, not three. You forgot to count yourself.
Also, if we all walked in wearing just underpants and wife beaters, how could you lift up Mitzi's skirt?
These are but minor quibbles, you understand. All in all I'm grateful for your post, it saved my thread from Syndrome of a Down.
Yes, I came back almost a half an hour later and read that masterpiece again. Only the second time I had my head tilted to the side like a dog listening to a whistle.
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vaya con DIOdeathcurse wrote:The secret board you had with Itjogs. You talked about me obsessively on there. There were witnesses.
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Yeah, because you know they'll cut out all the good stuff.
Baz - you are the first person to bust a nut in that story. I don't see where I get to bust one at all. So you're actually doing better than I am.
Baz - you are the first person to bust a nut in that story. I don't see where I get to bust one at all. So you're actually doing better than I am.
vaya con DIOdeathcurse wrote:The secret board you had with Itjogs. You talked about me obsessively on there. There were witnesses.
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Yeah but he still didn't get laid.chickenona wrote:Yeah, because you know they'll cut out all the good stuff.
Baz - you are the first person to bust a nut in that story. I don't see where I get to bust one at all. So you're actually doing better than I am.
That story fucking reigns. Can't BELIEVE I'm not in it.
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In the version I'm making up in my head you are.
vaya con DIOdeathcurse wrote:The secret board you had with Itjogs. You talked about me obsessively on there. There were witnesses.
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We are way better than those hacks.
vaya con DIOdeathcurse wrote:The secret board you had with Itjogs. You talked about me obsessively on there. There were witnesses.
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Well it certainly saved my thread from the retarded direction in which it was headed.
I think we need a thread that is nothing but everybody posting dirty stories while drunker than fuck.
I think we need a thread that is nothing but everybody posting dirty stories while drunker than fuck.
vaya con DIOdeathcurse wrote:The secret board you had with Itjogs. You talked about me obsessively on there. There were witnesses.
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RBO should be in Kockstar's next opus.
vaya con DIOdeathcurse wrote:The secret board you had with Itjogs. You talked about me obsessively on there. There were witnesses.
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Jesus Halford Christ.
vaya con DIOdeathcurse wrote:The secret board you had with Itjogs. You talked about me obsessively on there. There were witnesses.
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