BlowJob Question....

[Punk]

I refuse to comment on Mitzi's posts in this thread. I may just call her for phone sex instead.

The last chick that swallowed my load told me it tasted like Great Lakes Christmas Ale. She's a keeper.

[Mitzi Dupree]

Especially if you'd recently eaten a pound of asparagus.

[Winter]

I believe I give the best blowjobs. I challenge you to a Blowjob-Off....

Funny. That's not what your boyfriend told me.

Begging for validation through a competition will not improve your skills. Sorry.

Not what my boyfriend told you? What are you? 18? Must be to have to use a lame ass line like that.
I also don't need to "improve" my skills. I KNOW what I do well. I also don't need to brag about it like you. You obviously have some sort of inferiority complex on YOUR skills. You must need the attention.
Poor thing.

[Punk]

I believe I give the best blowjobs. I challenge you to a Blowjob-Off....

I also don't need to brag about it like you.

Uhhh...ok

[Teach]

I believe I give the best blowjobs. I challenge you to a Blowjob-Off....

Funny. That's not what your boyfriend told me.

Begging for validation through a competition will not improve your skills. Sorry.

Not what my boyfriend told you? What are you? 18? Must be to have to use a lame ass line like that.
I also don't need to "improve" my skills. I KNOW what I do well. I also don't need to brag about it like you. You obviously have some sort of inferiority complex on YOUR skills. You must need the attention.
Poor thing.

Oh yeah...this has potential.

*clears schedule for rest of day*

[Mitzi Dupree]

I'd call her an idiot, but the fact that she's taking this seriously negates the need.


Sludge just gets easier every day.

[RPB]

You're both retarded. Winter, shut the fuck up, for Christ's sake.

[Winter]

I'd call her an idiot, but the fact that she's taking this seriously negates the need.


Sludge just gets easier every day.

You think Im taking this seriously? How exactly did you propose we actually had a contest? Dumbass bitch.

[Mitzi Dupree]

And you bite cocks. That makes you retarded too.

I'll bet I'm more retarded than you are, though. I challenge you to a retard-off. I promise not to say NASCAR.

[deathcurse]

How exactly did you propose we actually had a contest?

I got some ideas.

[Winter]

You're both retarded. Winter, shut the fuck up, for Christ's sake.

ahh, good times

[RPB]

I bite cocks...therefore, I give the best blowjobs.

Duh. You both lose.

Yet, I can't figure out the bold button. Just damn.

[deathcurse]

When I was first introduced to the whole blowjob scenario many years ago, I told the guy to tell me when he was going to and he didn't. I was pissed and spit the shit in his face.

I have a feeling this chick doesn't give the best blowjobs.

[SanityClause]

You've always been the exception. Besides, you're not British, you're North Polean.




What the fuck do you call North Pole people?

Dunno but your pictures are always guaranteed to make my pole point north.


Shit, hope your other half don't cut me.

[Mitzi Dupree]

You think Im taking this seriously?

Yes. Probably due to the way you're stomping your hooves until your cankles swell up about my need for oral validation.

How exactly did you propose we actually had a contest?

Bless your pointed head and illegible syntax. The only reference I've made to the "contest" that YOU PROPOSED (you fucking loon), was to reference your sad need for validation.

Much like your over-inflated sense of self-worth, this has all been a figment of your imagination.

[deathcurse]

Shit, hope your other half don't cut me.

You mean her vagina?

[Mitzi Dupree]

P.S.

I give way better blow jobs than Winter.

[Winter]

And you bite cocks. That makes you retarded too.

I'll bet I'm more retarded than you are, though. I challenge you to a retard-off. I promise not to say NASCAR.

You refuse a blowjob-off, but you're game for a retard off? Are you begging for validation of your retardedness through a contest???


Again.....ahhhh, good times at sludge!! Now I know why I come here!

[deathcurse]

AHHHHHH, LIFE IS GOOD, AHHHHHHHH

[Winter]

When I was first introduced to the whole blowjob scenario many years ago, I told the guy to tell me when he was going to and he didn't. I was pissed and spit the shit in his face.

I have a feeling this chick doesn't give the best blowjobs.

I would never spit the shit out now...that was when I was YOUNGER!! C'mon man!

[deathcurse]

P.S.

I give way better blow jobs than Winter.

Do you spit the load in the guy's face? No?

You win.

[Mitzi Dupree]

Now I know why I come here!

To be made a fool of?

[SanityClause]

Shit, hope your other half don't cut me.

You mean her vagina?

Yeah. You ever seen Stephen Kings, The Langoliers?

I've heard that's what it looks like.

[deathcurse]

I would never spit the shit out now...that was when I was YOUNGER!! C'mon man!

What exactly did you think was going to happen when you put his dick in your mouth? Do you think his butt was going to shoot out gold coins?

[Winter]

P.S.

I give way better blow jobs than Winter.

Nope, I give the best ones..

[Winter]

I would never spit the shit out now...that was when I was YOUNGER!! C'mon man!

What exactly did you think was going to happen when you put his dick in your mouth? Do you think his butt was going to shoot out gold coins?

LOL. I said I asked the guy to let me know WHEN he was going to cum and he didn't. I got pissed off. I was but a young lass...

[Punk]

I guarantee I take the best blowjobs here.

GUARANTEE

[Winter]

Now I know why I come here!

To be made a fool of?

To be entertained by ditzy skank's like you

[RPB]

You've always been the exception. Besides, you're not British, you're North Polean.
What the fuck do you call North Pole people?

Dunno but your pictures are always guaranteed to make my pole point north.


Shit, hope your other half don't cut me.

$80 in the mail.

And yeah, I have Vagina Dentata. What about it? I'm special.

[SanityClause]

You've always been the exception. Besides, you're not British, you're North Polean.
What the fuck do you call North Pole people?

Dunno but your pictures are always guaranteed to make my pole point north.


Shit, hope your other half don't cut me.

$80 in the mail.

And yeah, I have Vagina Dentata. What about it? I'm special.

The money is on it's way. Please... Please don't cut me.