Here's where you can rip on each other. We don't care. If any personal information gets posted about another user, we'll delete it and you'll be banned. No exceptions.
Punk wrote:I like how fuckhead is all over this thread claiming that this chick, who by the way was on TOP during all the 69ing they've been doing, is his girlfriend, but here:
manofmetal wrote:Yes im eating pussy and shooting some gunk down the wifes throat.
Cheers! Happy New Year!
it's his wife. Dumb shit can't even properly title the blowup doll he's been fucking.
hmmmmm, Mr Obsessed!
Actually pal, in my town we call peoples girlfriends their wife, as in, 'ayup punk, ow's thar wife?'
So, yeah, try again. I love how important it is to you that you have to troll my posts to try and get a 'one up' on me on a message board, i really love it, its why i do these things.
good luck with the next post brah!
Uh huh. And in my town we typically help out the mentally disabled with everyday chores and crossing busy streets. If you come here, I can do that for you. Hell I might even let you have some of my spillover chicks.
Ok, I'll rephrase that since I'm not a huge Jager fan either. If knob goo tasted like cotton candy and got me drunk, I'd walk around with a dick in my mouth all the time.
I like cotton candy. I really need to get Willy Wonka down here.
RPBitch wrote:Ok, I'll rephrase that since I'm not a huge Jager fan either. If knob goo tasted like cotton candy and got me drunk, I'd walk around with a dick in my mouth all the time.
This. Yes.
S (can you even imagine?)
"I always knew that deathcurse's downfall on sludge, when it came, would be a a huge ridiculous spectacle and I have not been disappointed.."
chickenona - 12/21/11
RPBitch wrote:Ok, I'll rephrase that since I'm not a huge Jager fan either. If knob goo tasted like cotton candy and got me drunk, I'd walk around with a dick in my mouth all the time.
This. Yes.
S (can you even imagine?)
Get your boy to cut down on the red meats and get some good ol' pineapple in him. I started on a pineapple kick for a girlfriend's sake once.
What if I just feed him spun sugar and grain alcohol and then spin him around real fast right before?
S (but if he pukes, I'm definitely NOT swallowing that)
"I always knew that deathcurse's downfall on sludge, when it came, would be a a huge ridiculous spectacle and I have not been disappointed.."
chickenona - 12/21/11
Sometimes you can tell exactly what's happening in a thread just by refreshing the page to see who the last person to post is.
This succession will never fail to amuse...
RPBitch
Succubyss
RPBitch
Punk
Succubyss
Iron Duck
RPBitch
Succubyss
manofmetal
manofmetal
manofmetal
Doogie
The subtlety of RPBitch telling Iron Duck that she's allergic to fruit made me chuckle like the Romans telling Jesus they'd like to put him up for the night...
manofmetal wrote:
No just the fact she was saying i was annihilated by her 8 pages back when all ive done is make her look like a dummy ever since...
I figured the only way she coudl own me is by banning me, certainly not by any kind of wit...
What is it, 5/6AM in the UK? Yeah, I totally believe you're not a virgin, and your girlfriend is just waiting around for you to get off the computer so you can lick her sopping wet pussy.
EliseThePiece wrote:
You idiot. Soichi is japanese. His last name is obviously Mr. Roboto.
50 Cent wrote:
Stunning comeback. No, really. You're good at this.
You've clearly owned everyone on this thread with your intellect and wit. You should return to the Gossip Board a triumphant scholar, off to research for yet another gay ass ItWalks quote for your sig. Don't forget to put in a smiley icon so everyone knows you're laughing at it.
My comeback was obviously good enough for you to go off on a little rant, you know why? I GOT TO YOU!
Thanks for making my night, im off to bed [/quote]
Haha, hey fiddy. Nima. The Money and The Power. This guy's pretty close.
grayantimatter wrote:Why does every sex question on this board sound like it is being asked by a retarded sixth grader who has never had sex and may never have sex of any kind?
Punk wrote:I guarantee I take the best blowjobs here.
GUARANTEE
This post is made of success and win.
As far as swallowing loads goes - you just fucking do it. It's not about whether it tastes like vanilla frosting or not - it's about getting off on someone else getting off and being responsible for it. If you can't do that much, you're a shitty lay.
Calexxia wrote:
England also gave the world:
Atomic Kitten
Right Said Fred
Kajagoogoo
S Club 7
TenPole Tudor
Foghat
American also gave the world:
Elvis Presley
Frank Sinatra
Hank Williams
Big Star
Frank Zappa
Bob Dylan
Janis Joplin
Marvin Gaye
Can't say one is inherently better than the other; it's all in who ya choose to highlight
You have a point, although, theres nothing wrong with Foghat!
America also gave us
The Backstreet Boys
Britney
Timberlake
NKOTB
N Sync
Kanye
P Diddy
50 Cents
Eminem
And a whole host of shite C-rap 'stars'
Thanks America
Jesus Christ, Britain has produced shit bands/artists, too. Every country does. I can't believe this is actually an argument right now. At least go back to discussing blow jobs, it was somewhat more entertaining.
Trent Reznor wrote:[Metal Sludge is] populated mainly by unattractive plump females who publicly fantasize about having sex with guys in bands.
WILL YOU MARRY ME?
