Sludge Judge: People vs. screensiren
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Sludge Judge: People vs. screensiren
Your Honor:
I would respectfully like to bring to the court’s attention the People’s case against screensiren.
This poster has been incurring wrath and derision from the majority of triple-digit IQ posters due to her lack of reading comprehension skills, her hysterical, unfounded fear of marijuana, her insistence that she’s being stalked and her habit of asserting that her incorrect opinions and theories are sound, even scientifically so, particularly in threads with a medical bent.
For these infractions, she has been called dumb, annoying, stupid, retarded, et.al. To the best of the People’s knowledge, in no instance have any insults been directed towards her in regards to her physical appearance or sexual orientation.
Your Honor, screensiren has chosen to respond to these public opinions by maligning the physical appearances of the posters she most fears, even though she has extremely limited or no knowledge of their actual physical makeup. In addition, she has recently begun to use (what she obviously believes to be cutting flames) negative comments directed toward sexual orientation. While her comments reveal gripping homophobia, more important to this case is the spirit in which the comments were issued. In all instances they were used to elicit the vision of what screensiren deems a less-than-flattering physical appearance.
Within the past 48 hours, screensiren has contributed the following:
“dried up old Diesel Dykes”
“fixated stalking sad old butch fish wives”
“old Bull Dagger” (although the People are unclear on just what a “bull dagger” is)
“Are you the one with the wizened little folds tucked between the elbows or the one who has the pendulous teats flapping over the apron belly?”
Your Honor, in each instance, these sad flames were delivered with the smug inference that screensiren is the physically superior poster.
The People feel that for the sake of truth and justice, that screensiren be hereby ordered to post a recent picture of herself (perhaps holding a current edition of a NZ newspaper).
If it is determined by the Sludge Boards that screensiren is, indeed, a more physically attractive poster than those she has impugned, than she shall be allowed to continue with her sub-par flaming.
However, if the opposite is determined, then the People ask that the court order her to drink bleach, or bestow another set of punitive actions.
We look forward to your opinion on this case
I would respectfully like to bring to the court’s attention the People’s case against screensiren.
This poster has been incurring wrath and derision from the majority of triple-digit IQ posters due to her lack of reading comprehension skills, her hysterical, unfounded fear of marijuana, her insistence that she’s being stalked and her habit of asserting that her incorrect opinions and theories are sound, even scientifically so, particularly in threads with a medical bent.
For these infractions, she has been called dumb, annoying, stupid, retarded, et.al. To the best of the People’s knowledge, in no instance have any insults been directed towards her in regards to her physical appearance or sexual orientation.
Your Honor, screensiren has chosen to respond to these public opinions by maligning the physical appearances of the posters she most fears, even though she has extremely limited or no knowledge of their actual physical makeup. In addition, she has recently begun to use (what she obviously believes to be cutting flames) negative comments directed toward sexual orientation. While her comments reveal gripping homophobia, more important to this case is the spirit in which the comments were issued. In all instances they were used to elicit the vision of what screensiren deems a less-than-flattering physical appearance.
Within the past 48 hours, screensiren has contributed the following:
“dried up old Diesel Dykes”
“fixated stalking sad old butch fish wives”
“old Bull Dagger” (although the People are unclear on just what a “bull dagger” is)
“Are you the one with the wizened little folds tucked between the elbows or the one who has the pendulous teats flapping over the apron belly?”
Your Honor, in each instance, these sad flames were delivered with the smug inference that screensiren is the physically superior poster.
The People feel that for the sake of truth and justice, that screensiren be hereby ordered to post a recent picture of herself (perhaps holding a current edition of a NZ newspaper).
If it is determined by the Sludge Boards that screensiren is, indeed, a more physically attractive poster than those she has impugned, than she shall be allowed to continue with her sub-par flaming.
However, if the opposite is determined, then the People ask that the court order her to drink bleach, or bestow another set of punitive actions.
We look forward to your opinion on this case
Re: Sludge Judge: People vs. screensiren
Well done. I second the motion.
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Destroy the jealous bitches, siren, this is your chance to shine!
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You spelled it wrong.
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Re: Sludge Judge: People vs. screensiren
"Bull dagger" actually sounds like something a matador might use.
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Re: Sludge Judge: People vs. screensiren
I'm thinking about asking Mitzi to be my fish wife, but I'm kinda nervous.
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bulldagger: A masculine identifying lesbian; usually African American.chickenona wrote:"Bull dagger" actually sounds like something a matador might use.
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Gooney googoo?
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You two fucking morons take your petty, moronic back and forth to some thread of no significance, and keep it the fuck out of the court room. This courtroom needs a bailiff.
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Old-school (like 20s-40s) phrase for lesbians; same basic etymology as bull dyke, but not something I've heard in .....eons.chickenona wrote:"Bull dagger" actually sounds like something a matador might use.
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But you remember it from your childhood....how the hell did you survive prohibition?Calexxia wrote:Old-school (like 20s-40s) phrase for lesbians; same basic etymology as bull dyke, but not something I've heard in .....eons.chickenona wrote:"Bull dagger" actually sounds like something a matador might use.
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I don't drink, remember?GrayAntiMatter wrote:But you remember it from your childhood....how the hell did you survive prohibition?Calexxia wrote:Old-school (like 20s-40s) phrase for lesbians; same basic etymology as bull dyke, but not something I've heard in .....eons.chickenona wrote:"Bull dagger" actually sounds like something a matador might use.
"Why leather woman post whore picture of breast!! That is for baby food and husband not internets!!"
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The only people who say "bull dagger" around here are old black women, usually crackheads.
Makes sense.
Makes sense.
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IggyPopWillEatItself wrote:That's actually pretty awesome.Mitzi Dupree wrote:“Are you the one with the wizened little folds tucked between the elbows or the one who has the pendulous teats flapping over the apron belly?”
You also like sludgerizator and everything else that people have found to suck since the beginning of the time.
Now take your "Championing The Underdog" kit and vamoose, pasty.
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Cut him some slack - he's found his Google Queen. You can't blame the guy for being excited.
Screensiren, try to wrap your leprosy-riddled brain around this concept:
"I have not once condemned homosexuality or any gentle sapphic inclinations."
The fact that you have used homosexually descriptive phraseology (which, I might add, in the lesbian community is considered DEROGATORY) in an attempt to INSULT another poster is, in and of itself, gross condemnation.
Your stupidity knows no bounds.
Have you taken that picture yet, PYT?
Screensiren, try to wrap your leprosy-riddled brain around this concept:
"I have not once condemned homosexuality or any gentle sapphic inclinations."
The fact that you have used homosexually descriptive phraseology (which, I might add, in the lesbian community is considered DEROGATORY) in an attempt to INSULT another poster is, in and of itself, gross condemnation.
Your stupidity knows no bounds.
Have you taken that picture yet, PYT?
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So if she's not against gentle sapphic inclinations, where does she stand on the issue of fisting?
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As long as it's being done by Dr. Rick Springfeild (sic) she's A-OK with it!
Wasn't he on some soap opera like a bazillion years ago? How would a drop-dead-gorgeous 20-something know that? Bizarre......
Wasn't he on some soap opera like a bazillion years ago? How would a drop-dead-gorgeous 20-something know that? Bizarre......
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I guess you missed the thread where she was bragging about being familiar with every Dr. Who there ever was.
My calculations put her at about 78.
My calculations put her at about 78.
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And Beast Ice.
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And Music From The Elder.
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Re: Sludge Judge: People vs. screensiren
*ZZZZzzzzzZZZ*
*ZzzzzZZZhmphNomommyno!*
*snort*
Huh? Wha?
Whatthefuck is this all about?
She's dumb? You want her to show a pic of herself? Is that the ruling you're looking for?
Fine. Fuck it.
Post a pic, screensiren. Or else.
Now leave me alone, fuckers. Wake me up from a dead sleep for this shit...
Court adjourned.
*ZZZzzzzZZZZzzzzz*
*ZzzzzZZZhmphNomommyno!*
*snort*
Huh? Wha?
Whatthefuck is this all about?
She's dumb? You want her to show a pic of herself? Is that the ruling you're looking for?
Fine. Fuck it.
Post a pic, screensiren. Or else.
Now leave me alone, fuckers. Wake me up from a dead sleep for this shit...
Court adjourned.
*ZZZzzzzZZZZzzzzz*
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Sludge Judge wrote:Post a pic, screensiren. Or else.
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Boring, sanctimonious, lying sack of shit.
Trifectastic!
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