Here's where you can rip on each other. We don't care. If any personal information gets posted about another user, we'll delete it and you'll be banned. No exceptions.
RPBitch wrote:The cool kids are the ones that bitch about how cool this place used to be when they posted 'back in the day', then go and jump on someone who, even though might not be the greatest poster, still adds something to this hellhole none of us can escape.... then continue to high five themselves and each other for gangbang raping someone with big words.
An insightful, dead on balls accurate post that perfectly answers what was requested in the first post.
How the fuck did you make this post?
SexxAtraxxion wrote:You are horrible at message board entertainment.
Oh jesus - if you've been here long enough you can get away with vague one liners that make people think you you know what the fuck is going on "behind the scenes".
The reality is that there is no behind the scenes, no one talks to anyone else "off the boards" and anyone who thinks so is automatically NOT a kewl kid, which leaves everyone else to be "the clique".
S (was that so fucking hard?)
"I always knew that deathcurse's downfall on sludge, when it came, would be a a huge ridiculous spectacle and I have not been disappointed.."
chickenona - 12/21/11
Just don't let Stoner know or she'll record it in one of the leather bound volumes that we use at the meetings. She still thinks she's "in".
S (and if you suck up to ANYONE, you're not one of the kewl kidz. Zakk is OUT and damn it, so is Deathcurse)
"I always knew that deathcurse's downfall on sludge, when it came, would be a a huge ridiculous spectacle and I have not been disappointed.."
chickenona - 12/21/11
Well, my dad is a full-blown Jew. I don't personally identify with it, but my friends have made fun of me about it for years, so it's OK. I don't have any other identifiable minority background so they gotta take what they can get.
At least they've made progress on a cure for cancer.. If you're cheap and you've got a big schnoz, you've pretty much got two strikes on you before you get out of bed in the morning.
SebastianLeeDanzig wrote:Ha, yeah! She even started dating that douche nozzle Triumph because she thought it would get her off the hook. Newsflash, you fail, girl (who's old). You're still a k3wl kid, just the rare kind that's tasted guido dick.
Here's your list...
1.Sweet Baby Jesus in a Pink Leather Jacket.... you're sounding more menstrual than every worthless slunt on the Ho-Board finding out in unison that Trent plunged from the Golden Gate Bridge do his untimely demise. Get ahold of yourself Krouty. Yes, you too are a cool kid. (....you are seeking validation, right?)
2.That's "half" Guido motherfucker. There's some Mick and a touch of your lineage as well. Lucky for me I got the gene's that allow me to out drink folks like Drops of Jupiter without faceplanting into dreamland in a hotel lobby.
3.I have to stand up for what's right. The geriatric insults are uncalled for and she didn't start dating me to get off any hook. She started dating me because the sound of my zipper became akin to a choir of angels. It's Pavlovian. That, and my mannish, rugged charm. Everyone knows that, though.
4.You've got your own "Hail to thee" thread.....so relax, find the bottom of whatever you're drinking.....and know that when you wake in the late afternoon SebastianLeeDanzig, goshdarnit, the people of Sludge love you!
TriumphTheInsultComicDog wrote:She started dating me because the sound of my zipper became akin to a choir of angels.
What. Ever.
You said when you took my panties off it was like a village of 1,000 Ethiopian children screaming and drooling in fear. The single most romantic thing anyone ever said to me.
SebastianLeeDanzig wrote:Somebody explain it to me once and for all. It's thrown around whenever it seems to fit someone's case, people from all kinds of different "cliques" have been using it, it still makes no fucking sense to me.
Jake can barely make a single post without some such conspiracy theory, yet he cuddles with Zakk and bows to Stoner, deathcurse feels left out even though he's got his dick sucked by Sludge more than most posters in history, I think even Hungwell has used the term although he's something like "the people's" elitist.
Sometimes it's all the hugely popular posters at the time, sometimes it's old-school people, sometimes it's just people who are somewhat smart and have the nerve to be derogatory to everybody else. Gosh, how out of Sludge character.
By all means, name names, point out affiliations, hell, post a list.
The kewl kids klub IS absolutely a myth, at least from my own observation. The only reason they don't always turn on each other would be out of mutual respect for sharp teeth, much like a shark.
TriumphTheInsultComicDog wrote:
Here's your list...
1.Sweet Baby Jesus in a Pink Leather Jacket.... you're sounding more menstrual than every worthless slunt on the Ho-Board finding out in unison that Trent plunged from the Golden Gate Bridge do his untimely demise. Get ahold of yourself Krouty. Yes, you too are a cool kid. (....you are seeking validation, right?)
2.That's "half" Guido motherfucker. There's some Mick and a touch of your lineage as well. Lucky for me I got the gene's that allow me to out drink folks like Drops of Jupiter without faceplanting into dreamland in a hotel lobby.
3.I have to stand up for what's right. The geriatric insults are uncalled for and she didn't start dating me to get off any hook. She started dating me because the sound of my zipper became akin to a choir of angels. It's Pavlovian. That, and my mannish, rugged charm. Everyone knows that, though.
4.You've got your own "Hail to thee" thread.....so relax, find the bottom of whatever you're drinking.....and know that when you wake in the late afternoon SebastianLeeDanzig, goshdarnit, the people of Sludge love you!
That was actually pretty good. Mildly entertaining, customized, while keeping it impersonal. I didn't know you had it in you. Whenever I fell like it again, I'll give you a real challenge.
I'm too fucked to read, did fat tits blonde whore flap her gums again? I'm just one address and two bucks short of chopping off my own enraged fist of fucking awesome in order to send you one giant postage bitchslap that will make you chew and swallow your faggoty fucking loser asshole emo redneck no good sorry pathetic excuse for a boyfriend's cock who only cums on your granny milks to make Punk jealous, who really really wants my cock, and nothing else in the world. Wait, I may have got sidetracked here . . . I take back the loser part. Triumph just fucks you for the disgusting fetish. Which might make him a winner - in shit-for-brains bizarro world.
