REDMAN!

[Doogie]

Yo, bitch!

What's up with all the one liners, mumbles?

Can't you say more than 4 goddamn words per post?

Don't answer this with one of your queerbait pictures either.

[RPB]

What?! Redman got a Hatas thread? That's awesome!

I don't think there is anyone left on the board that hasn't had one now.

[Doogie]

Well, I'm just trying to give SLD's request a test run.

HEY, FUCK YOU REDMAN!

I'M TESTING THE SKILLS OF THE REDMAN, MOTHERFUCKER!

[Mitzi Dupree]

I don't have a thread.

But I'm not one of the kewl kids.

Feel free, RPB. Go on. You know you hate me.

[RPB]

I haven't read a post by you in, well, a long time... so there's no hate here. Hell, I was going to send you a bottle of my Frizz-ease. That's love, bitch.

[Mitzi Dupree]

First, obgligatory Hatas statement:

"It doesn't surprise me in the least that you prefer looking at pictures to reading."

Now on to reality:

Listen, bitch...

I got a 3rd degree burn on my temple wrestling with that fucking crimping iron.

Mock my desperate attempt for body all you want, but if you get that bottle of Frizz-ease near me, I'll claw your eyes out.

[RPB]

I also have some Murray's Pomade. Being of African American descent, pomade and a flat iron makes me look white and gets me into rock shows.



And when did crimping come back? I missed the memo. I'm going to my mom's and going through all the boxes in the basement... I will rock that shit every day.

[Mitzi Dupree]

Fuck if I know when it came back in style.

The only way I have any clue that it might be in style is the fact that my teenager bought a crimping iron with her own money. A crimping iron that gave me a 3rd degree burn on my temple. She shops for clothes and makeup and shit, and reads things like "Vogue." As soon as she leaves the house, I will be sadly out of touch with anything fashionable.

Why is it that chicks with straight hair want curly hair, and chicks with curly hair want straight hair? One of my kids is a natural, bright blonde and she wants to dye her hair dark brown. WTF?

[RPB]

I never understood that either. I have thick, course, wavy hair that has to be flat ironed... my kid has the same. Her best friend has Taylor Swift hair and wants it straight and black with purple. I want to punch her in the throat. Crimpers would make me look black and Jewish.

And who the fuck would WANT to be brunette. I mean, seriously?

(Wait, is this the Hair and Fashion Hatas forum?)

[Mitzi Dupree]

Good point. I don't want SLD on my ass. Unless we're talking literally.


Hey, you stupid fucking nappy-headed blonde ho.

You got something against looking black or Jewish? Huh? Huh?






I guess that would have been a little more powerful coming from DJ Will or Yonkel.

[RPB]

Listen you frizzy-haired ghetto rat... I don't have anything against blacks since I am half. No problems with Jews either...

...Except I'm a little redneck and don't like people of different colors or big noses.

[Pill]

I don't think there is anyone left on the board that hasn't had one now.

Yo.

[chickenona]

What about my thread where I called you a damned dirty slut?

How quickly they forget.

[Pill]

What about my thread where I called you a damned dirty slut?

How quickly they forget.

That was on the Lounge, not Hatas.

[chickenona]

But the hostility was there!

Picky, picky.

[Redman77]

Listen here, you Star Wars loving, action figure collecting, dog shit spreading motherfucker, if these mouth-breathers warranted longer replies, I'd give them. It's a stretch for most of the mongoloids on sludge to comprehend a picture, let alone a paragraph.

Let me put this in a way that they, and you, can understand......

[Doogie]

Listen here, you Star Wars loving, action figure collecting, dog shit spreading motherfucker, if these mouth-breathers warranted longer replies, I'd give them. It's a stretch for most of the mongoloids on sludge to comprehend a picture, let alone a paragraph.

Let me put this in a way that they, and you, can understand......

You actually took the goddamn time to write me a love note and scan it, but you can't muster up a fucking full sentence reply?

Let me put it to YOU in a way you can understand.

Shut up.

[RPB]

Um, he did write a full sentence... 2.5 sentences actually.

He's just here for the tits and beer.

[Punk]

You take all the time to post that pic and all you can muster is "F.U."?

Gay

[Redman77]

Hey, you two Mensa candidates, it's call a camera phone & it took two seconds to post. If you two spent a little less time worrying about how many lines are in my posts, you could do something a little more productive like overcoming a germ phobia or having a threesome.

[Punk]

Yeah I'm sure writing out that extra "uck" and "yo" would've totally screwed up your evening's plans, which I'm sure consisted of a shit ton of nothing.

[Redman77]

Sorry, it must have confused you for a while to fill in the blanks. I can tell you one thing, my evening plans didn't include sitting around & worrying about what I'm going to post in response to a lame ass haters thread.

And what did your huge evening include? A bunch of beer with the boys? Checking out the ass of the girl that chose your friend over you? The never ending quest for that elusive threesome that will always be out of reach? Please, regale us with the tales of a typical Monday night with the legend, in his mind, that is Punk.

[Punk]

1 ~ Oh but you did worry about it, otherwise you wouldn't have taken any pic at all. The fact that you took it this morning at the crack of dawn is meaningless.

2 ~ And yeah dude, it has everything to do with not being able to figure out what "F.U." means and nothing to do with it being lame.

3 ~ I didn't go out, and even if I did, the chick with the nice ass you're describing would choose me. I mean come ON.

4 ~ PunkTYRC!

[Redman77]

1 ~ Oh but you did worry about it, otherwise you wouldn't have taken any pic at all. The fact that you took it this morning at the crack of dawn is meaningless.

Wrong again, O'Pumpkin font. The picture was an additional Fuck You to Doogies whinny-ass complaint about me posting pictures. But if it makes you feel better, I didn't sleep a wink all night worrying about it.

2 ~ And yeah dude, it has everything to do with not being able to figure out what "F.U." means and nothing to do with it being lame.

I bow to your expertise on lameness.

3 ~ I didn't go out, and even if I did, the chick with the nice ass you're describing would choose me. I mean come ON.

Just keep telling yourself that. I'm sure in your little fantasy, she has a gorgeous friend with huge knockers that will want to come along for the ride.

4 ~ PunkLAME

Right.

[Punk]

Well YEAH in my fantasy she's got a hot friend. Wouldn't it for you? I'm not seeing what you're getting at here.

PS ~ You probably shouldn't use 'lame' as some type of put down more than once in a post, especially one where you edit the other person's post to do it. That's Itwalks territory.

[Redman77]

Well YEAH in my fantasy she's got a hot friend. Wouldn't it for you? I'm not seeing what you're getting at here.

You're about as sharp as a brick. So your fantasy girl has a fantasy friend? And Doogie wonders why I have to post pictures for the dimwitted.

[Punk]

I know man, I have terrible trouble with the ladies. Woe is me.

That's like me saying you fantasize about running.

[Redman77]

Yes, we've all heard the tales. It's about time to get a new bedpost isn't it?

[Punk]

I don't have a bedpost, if you must know. In fact, I don't even have a bed frame, it's just a box spring and mattress sitting on a floor.

It's ghetto as fuck.

[Redman77]

Sure, when you take it out of context.