Iggy Loses Mind, No Big Loss (or Who Are My Cheerleaders?)

[MurrayFiend]

You won't catch me calling you that, so I'll stick with "hey douchetwat"

Let's be real. It's not like you'd ever want to get my attention anyway.

[Punk]

Somebody's gelus.

Oh God yes. Perhaps I'll ask to change my name to The Punkster and refer to myself in the third person.

[MurrayFiend]

Somebody's gelus.

Oh God yes. Perhaps I'll ask to change my name to The Punkster and refer to myself in the third person.

Hey. I made the name by referring to myself in the third person, but I think you'll notice that I haven't done it since the change. Is it really necessary now that it's on everybody's minds every time they read a post of the Fien... er, mine?

[Gritt]

I guess I'm also a Doogie cheerleader because he's funny too. I may as well just be the official sludge ass kisser.

So let it be written.....

Well I'll be damned...

[Blind Lemon Pledge]

If Ham Stroker's Ejacula starts calling himself "The Hamster", I'm going back to fucking Blast.

[MurrayFiend]

If Ham Stroker's Ejacula starts calling himself "The Hamster", I'm going back to fucking Blast.

Sure thing, Pledgester.

[Blind Lemon Pledge]

If Ham Stroker's Ejacula starts calling himself "The Hamster", I'm going back to fucking Blast.

Sure thing, Pledgester.

I despise you.

[MurrayFiend]

If Ham Stroker's Ejacula starts calling himself "The Hamster", I'm going back to fucking Blast.

Sure thing, Pledgester.

I despise you.

A hater's gotta hate on somebody. I'm serving an important function, way I see it.

[Metal Sludge]

If Ham Stroker's Ejacula starts calling himself "The Hamster", I'm going back to fucking Blast.

Me too.

[CrouchingStonerHiddenBong]

If Ham Stroker's Ejacula starts calling himself "The Hamster", I'm going back to fucking Blast.

exitflagger's there, you know.

[Blind Lemon Pledge]

What's he wearing?

[alleyrulez]

You're a joke to most of the people here. They just don't have the balls to tell you because they don't want to get all caught up in it and have to deal with 55 manic posts in a row from you or whatever the fuck.

he has a point.

and that is all I will say.

[Goddamn Electric]

Wah! Wah! Wah! Everybody's loves deathcurse and Hungwell, but not me! I'd shoot myself in the head except for 1) I can't afford the bullets, and 2) with my googly eye, I'd probably miss my head.

I'm a loser, I can't pay my rent, I haven't seen a vagina in 20 years, but goddammit, I fucking rule Metal Sludge! Do you hear me? I FUCKING RULE!

*snuffle snuffle* Can anyone loan me $80.00?

Jesus fucking Christ in a Volkswagon!

[CrouchingStonerHiddenBong]

What's he wearing?

u no

[Blind Lemon Pledge]

You're a joke to most of the people here. They just don't have the balls to tell you because they don't want to get all caught up in it and have to deal with 55 manic posts in a row from you or whatever the fuck.

he has a point.

and that is all I will say.

Thanks Forrest.

[alleyrulez]

I guess you put me in my place, eh?

fucking douchebag.

[deathcurse]

You're a joke to most of the people here. They just don't have the balls to tell you because they don't want to get all caught up in it and have to deal with 55 manic posts in a row from you or whatever the fuck.

he has a point.

and that is all I will say.

What is his point?

First of all, if someone's "too scared" to talk shit to me because they don't want to have to IGNORE my response to them, um.....

Also, I'm a joke to most people here? Let's see, is there a Deathcurse 2021 alternym? Are there random references to ME borrowing 80 dollars from internet chicks on shitloads of threads? Am I a 40 year old bald fat guy who dresses like he's a 14 year old Hot Topic shopper?

Iggy might keep things moving on the "Why Weren't Pretty Maids More Appreciated?" threads but if you don't think he's not laughed at by numerous people here, you're kidding yourself. I am too but there's no fucking way I'm as big of a punchline as IggyPopWillDrinkAloneAndTalkAboutHisFavoriteKixAlbum.

[alleyrulez]

SPEEDY RULES!

[deathcurse]

Oh and in the last 3 days, there have been 17,000 fucking people who talked shit to me while saying everyone's too scared to talk to me. Who the fuck is left?

And if you'd like to show me ONE example (just one) of me fucking with someone and then pestering them for 55 more posts after they tell me to leave them alone, I'd like to see it. Because from where I'm standing, I only play tardball with willing (though not necessarily able) participants.

[Hungwell]

Wah! Wah! Wah! Everybody's loves deathcurse and Hungwell, but not me! I'd shoot myself in the head except for 1) I can't afford the bullets, and 2) with my googly eye, I'd probably miss my head.

HAAHHAHAHAA!

[deathcurse]

Wah! Wah! Wah! Everybody's loves deathcurse and Hungwell, but not me! I'd shoot myself in the head except for 1) I can't afford the bullets, and 2) with my googly eye, I'd probably miss my head.

HAAHHAHAHAA!

He has a point.

And that is all I will say.

[WhiteHouseSubsAC]

Deathcurse 2021 has potential. Someone needs to run with that shit.

[deathcurse]

Deathcurse 2021 has potential. Someone needs to run with that shit.

I don't know how far you could take that concept. You could have a couple funny posts but it would run out of steam pretty quick. Besides, there probably won't be phones in 2021, so no phone numbers for me to post.

Iggy, on the other hand, is like a parody nym goldmine.

[alleyrulez]

He has a point.

And that is all I will say.

clever.

[Calexxia]

Since this originally started out as a cheerleading thread, I give you George Carlin:

RATSHIT, BATSHIT
GREASY OLD TWAT
69 ASSHOLES TIED IN A KNOT
YAY! LIZARDSHIT! FUCK!

[Rainbow Bright]

I love DC. Though he scares me when he puts on the Immortal make up and rapes me with that bat signal ax that Abbath owns.

[Itwalksamongus]

So because she's posted on The Gossip Board before, that makes her a Gossip Board poster.

I never said that - but I can see how making crap up out of thin air supports your agenda.

[Ham Stroker's Ejacula]

If Ham Stroker's Ejacula starts calling himself "The Hamster", I'm going back to fucking Blast.

If I ever do, I'll be sure to change my avatar to this -





Vampire hamster? The Vampster? Hmmm....

[CrouchingStonerHiddenBong]

Awwwww!

[Pill]

So because she's posted on The Gossip Board before, that makes her a Gossip Board poster.

I never said that - but I can see how making crap up out of thin air supports your agenda.

Yes, I have decided to shun deathcurse for the next three years. Which I’m looking forward to. It’s an Amish technique. It’s like slapping someone with silence. I was shunned from the age of four until my sixth birthday for not saving the excess oil from a can of tuna.