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The Twat Pack

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Iron Duck
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Slacker

Who else? Criteria: They have to be young, really stupid, and really clueless as to how unfunny they are.

I am not in The Twat Pack. :x
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I hope there are really good reasons why poizond13 and Rav didn't make the cut. Sure, it's obvious as fuck that they're even worse than those listed - to anybody but them. Let's not let them get ideas.
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How old are you SLD?
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SebastianLeeDanzig wrote:I hope there are really good reasons why poizond13 and Rav didn't make the cut. Sure, it's obvious as fuck that they're even worse than those listed - to anybody but them. Let's not let them get ideas.
I haven't read a poizond13 post since 2006. Isn't he like 39 by now?

I suppose Rav could be in it but the real Brat Pack didn't have any stupid foreigners. (Canadian doesn't count as foreign)
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How stupid and clueless are you, Redman? You know, if one factor alone will get you access to this illustrious group.
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Easy there schnitzel breath, no reason to go Lickety & lose your head (or car, wife, home, self respect, ect.).
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Too late, dickhead. I already lost my etc. I can't even afford a new one. Thanks a bunch.
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He said ect, not etc.

Big difference.

Ectoplasm is serious stuff.

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Probably Tim Mirror since I seem to have lost touch with Spellcheckpolice.
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Where's ozzyrulz?
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chickenona wrote:Where's ozzyrulz?
I guess ozzy could be the Anthony Michael Hall of the bunch.
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Me? In an exclusive group? Fuck yes! Don't forget to include my picture, dude!

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deathcurse wrote:
chickenona wrote:Where's ozzyrulz?
I guess ozzy could be the Anthony Michael Hall of the bunch.
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The caps sealed it.

Satan fuck, are you even trying? Seriously, for some reason (one that's called shitty underground music knowledge) I don't despise you, but you gotta do better than that.
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Slay is still a little pussy whiney wannabe fucking freshman. As a matter of fact when he gets that swirly with that coiled up bomb turd I'm gonna give him a wedgie so hard it's gonna rip his Mayhem boxers.
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Don't queer up this board and play the "ace wants a piece of you" melody on KSV's butt-trumpet already.
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SebastianLeeDanzig wrote:Don't queer up this board and play the "ace wants a piece of you" melody on KSV's butt-trumpet already.

Put your lips on my butt lips and give 'em a little smooch you dumb ass Pollock.
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I'll tongue the crazy shit out of your retarded bat cave before you come up with something that might remotely hurt me.
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I like when Slay tries to explain things to people. Anything.

He comes across as the male Benders Breakfast.
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They might be equally fat and pathetic and lonely, but Bender at least tried to be controversial. That makes a world of difference.
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Itwalks has been the biggest attention whore here.

He oughta be a shoe-in for the twat pack.
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Can you even read, you dumb shit?
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SebastianLeeDanzig wrote:The caps sealed it.

Satan fuck, are you even trying? Seriously, for some reason (one that's called shitty underground music knowledge) I don't despise you, but you gotta do better than that.
Accidently had caps lock on. Sorry :oops:
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You should apologize more for the gay use of the emoticon.

Unless you put it in accidently.
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ozzyrulz777 wrote:
Blind Lemon Pledge wrote:You should apologize more for the gay use of the emoticon.

Unless you put it in accidently.
Accidently had gay lock on. Sorry :oops:
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Iron Duck wrote:
ozzyrulz777 wrote:
Blind Lemon Pledge wrote:You should apologize more for the gay use of the emoticon.

Unless you put it in accidently.
Accidently had gay lock on. Sorry :oops:
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If you've got a problem with Canadians, then you've got a problem with me.

Of course, I can't compete with your emotional overeating problem, but I'll fucking try, man.
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Great. We'll have another fat asshole in Ottawa.
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