Pill of Poison

[SebastianLeeDanzig]

There are anal ring toss tournaments.

[CrouchingStonerHiddenBong]

Your clan? When in the pink fuck did you put together something that fucking queer?

[SebastianLeeDanzig]

Pill did. I have idea what that's supposed to mean, but it's not gonna keep me from trying to recruit him for Hatas.

[CrouchingStonerHiddenBong]

Well, just as long as you know that you will be forever associated with me NO MATTER FUCKING WHAT, you can do whatever your faggoty little heart desires.

[Pill]

There are anal ring toss tournaments.

I'm sold. What's next?

[SebastianLeeDanzig]

Great. Now, every time somebody is being a douche on the Gossip Board or in the Lounge three times in a row, you start a thread about the poster on here, instead of wasting perfectly good entertainment in threads about whether Slaughter rocks harder than ELO or Calexxia's third cousin's best friend's puppy dog. There's extra points if the poster in question is liked by many people.

Then you also have to act like this is the place to be until people start to believe it and everything will be back to at least semi-marvelous.

Isn't this exciting? Yeah, well, but it could be. Let's try.








Holy fucking shit, these pep talks will save me a window seat in sycophant hell.

[acefrehleysbeer]

When Pill was full of Poison he was such a nice fella. Its when he lost that faggy Poison did he become the man we all love and admire.

[Barb]

Sebastian...if nothing else works, buy him a Go-Go's t-shirt.