EssenceAblaze

[Pill]

I had no idea this person existed until I saw this post:

FUCK THAT FUCKING FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

...in that "no cussing" thread. I wondered to myself why such a creature would post something so cliched and full of extra chromosomes, and then I went through his (I think; I always assume the stupid ones are men) posting history and found this gem:

Mitzi............ eat my stinky wet turd

I'm suddenly reminded of Monsters of Rock telling somebody to "eat a big, stinky elephant turd." I believe this is the type of creature who attends the Special Olympics, hoping to pick up chicks.

I'll end this post with this amazing quote in regard to Kid Rock:

I honestly don't really give a shit about the guy or his music, but I would love to be his cock for about a year or two.

[Iron Duck]

I quite literally, and disgustingly, spit on my screen.

[Mitzi Dupree]

I totally missed that wicked flame.

Either that, or it passed completely out of my realm of consciousness, which often happens with sub-par posters.

Golly.

[Mikky_Five]

I quite literally, and disgustingly, spit on my screen.

Was there a picture of a man's butthole on it?

[CrouchingStonerHiddenBong]

I might have laughed if he said he'd like to be Kid Rock's balls for a year, but wanting to be his cock is just plain homogay.