Royal Doucheness - a petition

[Royal Dudeness]

Fuck cant you get sprayed as some bystander In a UN or soilders hit.

You and Roadhead are the only people here that I would like to smash a bottle upside your head.

You know what's great? You're perhaps my least favorite poster on this entire message board. I think all the UFC watching has infected your brain. You're one of those guys who thinks it's cool to come off as some tough guy behind the monitor. I laugh and cringe at half your posts. You might just cringe at mine, but yours bring me a certain amount of humor.

Your insults are beyond atrocious, and I'm still trying to figure out what you bring to this place. My opinions might not be popular, but they are my opinions. You just seem to want to get into some sort of e-fight. Hey man, maybe we should settle this in an alley haha. God you're lame

[KillDevilHill]

Fuck cant you get sprayed as some bystander In a UN or soilders hit.

You and Roadhead are the only people here that I would like to smash a bottle upside your head.

You know what's great? You're perhaps my least favorite poster on this entire message board. I think all the UFC watching has infected your brain. You're one of those guys who thinks it's cool to come off as some tough guy behind the monitor. I laugh and cringe at half your posts. You might just cringe at mine, but yours bring me a certain amount of humor.

Your insults are beyond atrocious, and I'm still trying to figure out what you bring to this place. My opinions might not be popular, but they are my opinions. You just seem to want to get into some sort of e-fight. Hey man, maybe we should settle this in an alley haha. God you're lame

Oh man, this is good. Ill start out that that Im glad you have such a dislike for me, because it would bring a great shame upon my family to have someone with such pig headed ignorance as a fan.

I think if anyone were to go through my posts and to conclude that I was some guy "who thinks it's cool to come off as some tough guy behind the monitor" they would be basing this 100% off of my self being a dork level fan of Mixed Martial Arts. It would have sucked if I didn’t make the bottled comment or have this gif in my sig because you wouldn’t have had dick on me douchy.

I’m sorry I cant bring such super unique opinions to the table such as anti-semitism and a notmakingsence hatred of overweight people. I guess I can’t figure out what exactly I bring to the table, I can however say whatever it is it’s more well read and funny then what you bring.

Calling me out for looking for "e-fights" is sadder then
Somone's brain forming this train of thought

but I'm of the opinion that it was overblown to give the Jews even more credibility when wanting their own homeland. Without the holocaust, there would be no Israel. Face it, Zionist Jews are THANKFUL the Holocaust happened because it gave them their ultimate prize. And considering that, no way do I not question certain circumstances surrounding the Holocaust.

Im one of the least confrontional people on this board, but I guess you bring out the best in me douchy.

God your a twat

[chickenona]

At this point this man is the only poster whom I would for real punch in the face if I had a chance to meet him in person. In fact the Holocaust thread made me want to get on a bus to Ottawa for the express PURPOSE of punching him in the face.

He's so fucking blithely ignorant of how totally cunty he is.

I love you too chicke

You, sir, are a stinky vagina.

[gr8twhte]

You, sir, are a stinky vagina.

I know this is hatas and everything, but goddamn! Way to sully the name of stinky vaginas eveywhere.

[MotleyMaiden]

I truly hope this over lobotomized cockroach gets gangrene of his balls.

[Royal Dudeness]

I truly hope this over lobotomized cockroach gets gangrene of his balls.

I'm sure I'd get it if I had sex with you. I'll take a pass though

[CrouchingStonerHiddenBong]

Gangrene isn't contagious, brain trust.

[gr8twhte]

Gangrene isn't contagious, brain trust.

Even for jews?

[CliffByford]

Just so ya know though, just because someone has an opinion other than the one you believe, doesn't mean that they're "douching up a thread".

According to him and most of his ilk, if you don't tickle their assholes with your tongue and spout off the same boring liberal bullshit, you're an idiot/douche/etc. He took the same interest in me.

And for the record, despite the fact that Iron Dick likes to take the occasional shot at me, I don't think he's a bad guy, but his humor department is severely understaffed.

Still game for defending this asshole now, Jake? I agree with the original post of this message, this cunt should be made to justify his wretched existence or be forced to fuck off once and for all.

[MurrayFiend]

At this point this man is the only poster whom I would for real punch in the face if I had a chance to meet him in person. In fact the Holocaust thread made me want to get on a bus to Ottawa for the express PURPOSE of punching him in the face.

He's so fucking blithely ignorant of how totally cunty he is.

Ottawa? His location says Vancouver.

Is he actually here or did you just slip up and admit your secret hatred for me?

[Royal Dudeness]

At this point this man is the only poster whom I would for real punch in the face if I had a chance to meet him in person. In fact the Holocaust thread made me want to get on a bus to Ottawa for the express PURPOSE of punching him in the face.

He's so fucking blithely ignorant of how totally cunty he is.

Ottawa? His location says Vancouver.

Is he actually here or did you just slip up and admit your secret hatred for me?

Yup, I'm in Vancouver. I will be in Ottawa for a few days in June though. Shame about those Senators eh?

[JakeYonkel]

Just so ya know though, just because someone has an opinion other than the one you believe, doesn't mean that they're "douching up a thread".

According to him and most of his ilk, if you don't tickle their assholes with your tongue and spout off the same boring liberal bullshit, you're an idiot/douche/etc. He took the same interest in me.

And for the record, despite the fact that Iron Dick likes to take the occasional shot at me, I don't think he's a bad guy, but his humor department is severely understaffed.

Still game for defending this asshole now, Jake? I agree with the original post of this message, this cunt should be made to justify his wretched existence or be forced to fuck off once and for all.

I never was partial to his disdain for Jews. The Holocaust thread didn't drive me crazy.

I ignore shit I don't agree with otherwise.

[Royal Dudeness]

I never was partial to his disdain for Jews. The Holocaust thread didn't drive me crazy.

I ignore shit I don't agree with otherwise.

The Cowboy Jew is a good dude

[chickenona]

At this point this man is the only poster whom I would for real punch in the face if I had a chance to meet him in person. In fact the Holocaust thread made me want to get on a bus to Ottawa for the express PURPOSE of punching him in the face.

He's so fucking blithely ignorant of how totally cunty he is.

Ottawa? His location says Vancouver.

Is he actually here or did you just slip up and admit your secret hatred for me?

I think I may have been mixing him up with Iron Suck.

If he's in Vancouver, all the better. I will take a bus to Vancouver, poke Royal Dudeness in the eye with a sharp stick, then seek out KDH and blaze a fatty with him, and maybe cast a vote for Jody Emery for city council.

[MurrayFiend]

At this point this man is the only poster whom I would for real punch in the face if I had a chance to meet him in person. In fact the Holocaust thread made me want to get on a bus to Ottawa for the express PURPOSE of punching him in the face.

He's so fucking blithely ignorant of how totally cunty he is.

Ottawa? His location says Vancouver.

Is he actually here or did you just slip up and admit your secret hatred for me?

I think I may have been mixing him up with Iron Suck.

If he's in Vancouver, all the better. I will take a bus to Vancouver, poke Royal Dudeness in the eye with a sharp stick, then seek out KDH and blaze a fatty with him, and maybe cast a vote for Jody Emery for city council.

Iron Duck's in Toronto (and formerly Windsor, if I remember correctly).

[chickenona]

Murray, I gotta be honest - I have never known or cared where either of those fucks come from. I just typed "Ottawa" because I liked the way it looked.

But your sad emoticons have shamed me to the core of my soul. Please, please forgive me, cool Canadian kid.

[MurrayFiend]

Murray, I gotta be honest - I have never known or cared where either of those fucks come from. I just typed "Ottawa" because I liked the way it looked.

But your sad emoticons have shamed me to the core of my soul. Please, please forgive me, cool Canadian kid.

Shamed, eh? Well, that's all I ask. We're good. Wish I could respond with some alliteration, but I've been cute too many times today as it is...

[KillDevilHill]

Not going to adress pulling shit out of your ass to insult me, well played.

[MurrayFiend]

At this point this man is the only poster whom I would for real punch in the face if I had a chance to meet him in person. In fact the Holocaust thread made me want to get on a bus to Ottawa for the express PURPOSE of punching him in the face.

He's so fucking blithely ignorant of how totally cunty he is.

Ottawa? His location says Vancouver.

Is he actually here or did you just slip up and admit your secret hatred for me?

Yup, I'm in Vancouver. I will be in Ottawa for a few days in June though. Shame about those Senators eh?

Don't care about hockey, not from here, etc. I have a million reasons not to respond to this, but a higher post count outweighs them.

[MurrayFiend]

Not going to adress pulling shit out of your ass to insult me, well played.

"I don't get it." (c) Gobbler from When The Whistle Blows

EDIT: Oh, I suppose you were talking to RD.

[Royal Dudeness]

Not going to adress pulling shit out of your ass to insult me, well played.

I speak the truth. There's something about you that strikes a wrong cord in me. You may take that as a compliment, but you seem like an arrogant Surrey boy to me.

[KillDevilHill]

Not going to adress pulling shit out of your ass to insult me, well played.

I speak the truth. There's something about you that strikes a wrong cord in me. You may take that as a compliment, but you seem like an arrogant Surrey boy to me.

I take it you dont the East Indians as well. You fail to back up anything you said about me

[Royal Dudeness]

Not going to adress pulling shit out of your ass to insult me, well played.

I speak the truth. There's something about you that strikes a wrong cord in me. You may take that as a compliment, but you seem like an arrogant Surrey boy to me.

I take it you dont the East Indians as well. You fail to back up anything you said about me

Believe it or not I'm the only white guy on a hockey team full of east indians. They're crazy fuckers, but they're good to have on your side.

As for you, I'm in no mood to back track and copy and paste your posts that gave me the impression that you were some try hard tough guy. Some of it dates back months ago. How about we just agree that I don't like you, and I don't like you.

[chickenona]

Not going to adress pulling shit out of your ass to insult me, well played.

"I don't get it." (c) Gobbler from When The Whistle Blows

EDIT: Oh, I suppose you were talking to RD.

Really, Murray, way to try to make it all about you. Now I'm feeling totally manipulated by those sad-ass emoticons.

[CrouchingStonerHiddenBong]

Still game for defending this asshole now, Jake? I agree with the original post of this message, this cunt should be made to justify his wretched existence or be forced to fuck off once and for all.

I never was partial to his disdain for Jews. The Holocaust thread didn't drive me crazy.

I ignore shit I don't agree with otherwise.

No way - he's your boy now.

Way to go.

[Iron Duck]

Murray, I gotta be honest - I have never known or cared where either of those fucks come from. I just typed "Ottawa" because I liked the way it looked.

But your sad emoticons have shamed me to the core of my soul. Please, please forgive me, cool Canadian kid.

I could take a trip to Ottawa if it's just a poke in the eye. No biggie.

[Mitzi Dupree]

There are a wide variety of fucktards on Sludge.

You have your bleating Sheep Tards, blindly following their Golden Kiss/Poison/Motley Gods. They're sad, but most always comical in their rabid devotion.

You have your Pure Tard, people that you know are truly stupid in their daily life walk. Those who have to concentrate before using things like escalators and hair dryers. They post here, erroneously considering themselves part of the gang, completely oblivious to the fact that their posts elicit clucks of sympathy and sad head shakes from the majority of board denizens.

And then?

Then you have your Psycho Tard. These are the folks that probably glide through life, leading a relatively standard existence and passing as "normal" with no one guessing the true pathological sickness that lies within. It's only here on Sludge behind a veil of anonymity that they lance their boils of crazy and let the stinking green pus ooze. Think Lickety. Rev. TMC.

Royal Doucheness has always been a blundering, homoerotic tard, but it's only recently that he started his secret cuttings and showed us the true poison that supports his system. He deserves no reparte, witty or not, nor any additional platforms for him to feed his disgusting sickness.

That is all.

[Crazy Levi]

I'm all for it - royal douche truly is a cancer on Sludge and must be eradicated.

He's the stupidest motherfucker here and that's saying something - he also looks like a bloated Gerardo.

[witchbitch]

Bumped because Mr. Racist got his knickers in a twist about Itjogs "wishing me dead".



Thank You, SatanHimself.

[Royal Dudeness]

Isn't it a fucking stereotype?

These hard ass racist spouting motherfuckers cry quicker than Richard Simmons watching a fat ass weigh in 20 pounds lighter once you tell them you'd wish they'd just fucking off themselves.

The guy sits back and callously and without documentation doubts the integrity of a mass extinction, but once you say you wish he'd blow his own fucking brains out, he shows less composure than a Girl Scout coming in a box short at a cookie selling competition.

I'm in a lose lose situation. I attempt to provide some documentation and the sources I'd have would bring on even more accusations that I'm a racist. People don't think for themselves, they buy what school's tell them as absolute fact. Sorry, but just because I have certain doubts about the Holocaust, doesn't make me a member of the KKK. You'd think with all this flack I've been getting that I actually denied that the holocaust happened. Then I'd feel that I'd deserve all the shit I've been getting, but this is sludge so I shouldn't be in the least surprised.

I bet you have friends (assuming you have friends of course) that probably have similar opinions to mine. They may just not happen to waste their lives on a message board like we do where topics like, "Did the Holocaust happen" give us the forum to rant. I have friends with similar and conflicting opinions on this kinda stuff. It doesn't define who we are though.