uptheass

[uptheass]

I really hope you mean what you're saying here Uptheass, because if this is only lip service, I'm thinking it will never fucking end.

your obsessed with me you always follow me around and you are the one who can never end even tho you are too ugly to get a real woman to sleep with you i read your posts in the ho board and you must be a fat greasy haired loser who has to pay women to have sex with him if you keep following me around im going to continue to own you

[uptheass]

Were you upset when you realized liposuction wasn't what it seemed?

were you upset when you realized that you were too ugly to get a real woman to sleep with you and that you had to give her money to sleep with you??

[uptheass]

Were you upset when you found out lip synching wasn't a way for your mouth to be cast as The Titanic?

were you upset when you didnt have anymore money left to pay for them to suck your dick coz you are too ugly to get a real woman

[gyvren]

how did i miss this similarity?

his english typing skills are about as equally similar.

[uptheass]

Were you upset when you found out that you weren't the only one tea-bagging named Lipton?

were you upset that you typed that and it didnt even make any sense you need to save your one liners for the hookers you need to pay to sleep with you since you are too ugly to get a real woman to sleep with you

[grishnak boss]

You know when you were in kindergarten, and you played around with modelling clay? And you were trying to make an owl, or a lizard or whatever, but all you could conjure up was an indistinct blob of questionable structural integrity?

You just made uptheass.

[Luminiferous]

[uptheass]

Hookers don't accept one liners, Uptheass. If they did, I wouldn't be wasting them on you.

But listen, you have me interested here. I appreciate you keeping me company all day, but I would really like to know if you're actually mentally disabled. Its OK to admit it. At this point denying it would be like Mr. Ed walking through the house and denying he was responsible for the trail of horse shit he left behind.

if hookers took up the oneliners you would be left to beating off over porno pictures you found on the internet since you would be too poor to even afford a hooker thats sad that you have to pay girls to sleep with you no wonder that your wife doesnt like you you need to stop stalking me or following me around on the boards its obvious that your obsessed with me like your wife is with baseball players so come back when you have something funny or not made up to say to me since you fail at this


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[Gritt]

Hookers don't accept one liners, Uptheass. If they did, I wouldn't be wasting them on you.

But listen, you have me interested here. I appreciate you keeping me company all day, but I would really like to know if you're actually mentally disabled. Its OK to admit it. At this point denying it would be like Mr. Ed walking through the house and denying he was responsible for the trail of horse shit he left behind.

if hookers took up the oneliners you would be left to beating off over porno pictures you found on the internet since you would be too poor to even afford a hooker thats sad that you have to pay girls to sleep with you no wonder that your wife doesnt like you you need to stop stalking me or following me around on the boards its obvious that your obsessed with me like your wife is with baseball players so come back when you have something funny or not made up to say to me since you fail at this


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Not to get all Tim Miller on you but some punctuation would really enhance your drivel.

[MotleyMaiden]

This is what we in the medical field like to call the 5P-T syndrome.


Piss Poor Protoplasm Poorly Put Together.

[exitflagger]

uptheass is a bad poster he doesnt do anything but troll because banes a racist and itbuyswhores has to pay for his women

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[UtahRatt]

[grishnak boss]

This is what we in the medical field like to call the 5P-T syndrome.


Piss Poor Protoplasm Poorly Put Together.

[uptheass]

were did itbuyswhoresamongus go hes had too much of my owning and the passenger is too busy reading comic books to reply to the thread that he started


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[uptheass]

were did itbuyswhoresamongus go hes had too much of my owning and the passenger is too busy reading comic books to reply to the thread that he started


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Actually, I've been sitting here watching half of Sludge tear you a new asshole.

you are the one looking for comic book advice on the internet your nephew is ashamed of you and he probably laughs behind your back and if they cant even pick out a comic book on their own they are an even bigger dissapointment than you are

[stella_d_ella]

they are an even bigger dissapointment than you are

That would be impossible, Pussylips, you've set the bar for what a walking disappointment looks like.

[Thebottomline]

get the fuck off of my message board

[KneelandBobDylan]

good to see i still have my fans who save my pictures like the pASSenger who wants to read about comic books and play wow

I read comics and play WoW. They are both more enjoyable than resembling a Pinhead/Muppet/Shrek. What's your point?

[uptheass]

good to see i still have my fans who save my pictures like the pASSenger who wants to read about comic books and play wow

I read comics and play WoW. They are both more enjoyable than resembling a Pinhead/Muppet/Shrek. What's your point?

you need to grow up you are not 15 years old anymore only people like iggy who wear black trousers and misfits shirts everyday read comics and play wow you dont want to be like iggy

[HeavyMetalZombie666]

This fuck is like an AIDS and gay cocktail. Trolls like him should be castrated and burned at the stake.

That is because he is a faggot who worships pop music. He shouldn't be taken seriously.

[LetUsPrey]

Is it just me or is he starting to lose his shtick? He's actually making coherent sentences now, he just doesn't put periods in cus god forbid he loses his retard shtick.

Dude used to at least be entertaining in his tardation, now he's just a fucking mosquito that won't go away.

[HeavyMetalZombie666]

There has been a few times that people have laughed at uptheass and wasn't negative towards that poster. Ever since uptheass has been trying too hard.

Uptheass has lost it's edge.

No shit! He should shut the fuck up and go away.

[chickenona]

That's exactly it - you can't have it both ways. You can't be this "edgy", shit-talking alternym and turn around and ultimately kiss the same old asses while saying truly vile shit to people you know don't have the power to get you banned.

And for the last time folks - stop acting like those pictures are the person posting. When you try to flame him back by using the pictures you end up looking stupid as fuck.

Also not quoting his most irritating posts when I've foed him to avoid reading them would be really, really doing Nona a solid. TIA.

[CrouchingStonerHiddenBong]

You know, I think foeing someone is queer as shit, but I also understand that some people just want to streamline their thread reading experience. After the 5 billionth time that Itwalks shit up a thread, I considered doing it to him. Ultimately, I chose not to because I didn't want to miss him saying some truly retarded shit or the opportunity to clown him for it, but that's neither here not there.

What I don't understand is foeing someone, continuing to talk about them, and then asking other people not to quote them, especially in a Hatas thread about that person. That's bordering on cherokeeponythink.

[chickenona]

"Continuing to talk about him" is kind of a stretch. People bring him up, I can't resist reminding them that he only continues to post the shit he does because it produces a violent reaction. And the self-ownage of people thinking they're getting any kind of payoff by insulting the pictures drives me up a fucking wall. They're calling the sonofabitch fishlips and anusmouth and whatever and all they're doing is giving him a laugh and goading him to post more.

I don't honestly expect people to stop quoting his posts. I just like reminding people that if the posts bother them that much - and apparently they do - JUST IGNORE THEM. If they're too much to scroll past, foe him like I did. The cool kids will call you gay but that's a small enough price to pay for not having to read his bullshit.

This is a poster who contributes nothing of value at all to the board - under this name, anyway. He's not funny, he's not sharp, he doesn't even provide the thrill of being controversial because when he's not saying really mean unfunny shit to posters like Iggy or Sharkie he's on his knees trying to suck you and Sara and Hungwell off for all he's worth. You know as well as I do that if he'd said the kind of shit to you or Sara that he was saying to Michelish on the picture thread last night, he'd have been banned within five minutes. I'm not even really all that crazy over that broad but telling people they're an embarrassment to their children or implying that having a kid at 35 somehow makes them a lousy mother is plain fucking shitty.

And lest anybody think this is personal, it isn't. He's said some shit about what I put up on my porn thread and talking about how my daughter is a member of the board and that's actually fair criticism. It would carry more weight if he didn't constantly use other peoples' kids as a way to get to them, though.

[CrouchingStonerHiddenBong]

Look, you know my stance on that subject, but really - why would the mod ban him? Michelish came right out and said that she didn't want him banned.

And you really can't turn it into a case of "It's because she's not a cool kid!". McLargeDrink said that he hoped sara's kids died from cancer and he's still here. SLD told JakeYonkel to go rape his baby and he's still here. PurpleIdiot has made jokes about my parenting and nobody has ever been banned for saying shit about nikkiq's mothering skills/breastfeeding. What gets you banned around here has far less to do with "rules" than it does with the mod's mood that day and how much the person being offended cries about it.

[chickenona]

Yeah, that's always been a fluid rule.

I'm just continually surprised at the little dance everybody's doing about this poster. They bitch nonstop but do everything they can to encourage him to keep doing what he's doing - so they can get up and bitch about him again tomorrow.

I could understand it a little better if he was awesomely fucking metal to the core like Tim Berrington or something. Maybe he is and the problem is me - I'm just not sufficiently metal to get it.

No, that can't possibly be it.

[CrouchingStonerHiddenBong]

I'm just continually surprised at the little dance everybody's doing about this poster. They bitch nonstop but do everything they can to encourage him to keep doing what he's doing - so they can get up and bitch about him again tomorrow.

I call it OVDitis. You can study it's pathology in Sexxatraxxion and I.Kandy threads too.

[upinsmoke]

I'm just continually surprised at the little dance everybody's doing about this poster. They bitch nonstop but do everything they can to encourage him to keep doing what he's doing - so they can get up and bitch about him again tomorrow.

I call it OVDitis. You can study it's pathology in Sexxatraxxion and I.Kandy threads too.

I suspected this was just another Sexxatraxxion/TheCultOfManson alternym. Many of the same word combinations, run-on sentences and harrassment.

[uptheass]

This is a poster who contributes nothing of value at all to the board - under this name, anyway. He's not funny, he's not sharp, he doesn't even provide the thrill of being controversial because when he's not saying really mean unfunny shit to posters like Iggy or Sharkie he's on his knees trying to suck you and Sara and Hungwell off for all he's worth. You know as well as I do that if he'd said the kind of shit to you or Sara that he was saying to Michelish on the picture thread last night, he'd have been banned within five minutes. I'm not even really all that crazy over that broad but telling people they're an embarrassment to their children or implying that having a kid at 35 somehow makes them a lousy mother is plain fucking shitty.

as always your wrong i have never sucked off anyone for all that iam worth i have never mentioned sara in any thread iggypoop and landskank and genedemon contribute nothing of value for me to read so if i feel like handing them their ownings i will do so there is an unspoken warriors code that ownmiesters like myself and stoner and hungwell who is my real life friend by the way have ownmiesters do not step on other ownmiesters toes that is why i leave them alone because we are posters on the same level micheleish went after me in the first place if you mess with the bull you get the horns if i own her its because she opened her mouth for once to not fill it with food and its no worse than when lumineferous stole my pictures from my myspace and made photochops with them



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