Fare thee well, crue
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Fare thee well, crue
The poster known succinctly and briefly as "crue" has apparently come to the end that has befallen so many in the long and storied tradition of fuckheaded trolls before him. But he changed over the span of his career here. He grew and developed over the course of his 48 hour, 150 post run. He left us a different and wiser tard for his experience. I'll remember the good times. I'll remember him for his subtle use of the happy-face emoticon, his whimsical "EXIT FAGGER" jokes, his quadruple retard bingo... yes, it was the best of times and the worst of times.
But mostly I'll remember his stinky bitch of a mother into whose mouth I shat. And I shat.
As a great 21st century poet named Dave Grohl once said "Done. Done. On to the next one..."
*fade to black*
But mostly I'll remember his stinky bitch of a mother into whose mouth I shat. And I shat.
As a great 21st century poet named Dave Grohl once said "Done. Done. On to the next one..."
*fade to black*
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Re: Fare thee well, crue
One of the most baffling alternyms I have ever seen. There wasn't a single post that ever clued me in as to what the fucking point of it was.
I barely noticed the guy until I got a PM thanking me for sticking up for him. All I did was call roxxtard a moron.
I barely noticed the guy until I got a PM thanking me for sticking up for him. All I did was call roxxtard a moron.
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Re: Fare thee well, crue
He wasn't an alternym - he really was that retarded.
tym wrote:She makes My air head 11 year old Girl look like Nikita Tesla.
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Re: Fare thee well, crue
That's even more mindblowing than someone seeing uptheass and going "That looks good. I think I'll do THAT."CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:He wasn't an alternym - he really was that retarded.
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Re: Fare thee well, crue
What did it do to get itself banned?
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Re: Fare thee well, crue
It was annoying and worthless.
This is the part where everyone starts saying "What about OVD/uptheass/Itwalksamongus/AngryJew/AdInfinitum?".
This is the part where everyone starts saying "What about OVD/uptheass/Itwalksamongus/AngryJew/AdInfinitum?".
tym wrote:She makes My air head 11 year old Girl look like Nikita Tesla.
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Re: Fare thee well, crue
Glad to see him/her/it go.
But, what about OVD/uptheass/Itwalksamongus/AngryJew/AdInfinitum?
But, what about OVD/uptheass/Itwalksamongus/AngryJew/AdInfinitum?
Re: Fare thee well, crue
I've never heard of this adinfinitum person.
Sounds like a right douche.
Sounds like a right douche.
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Re: Fare thee well, crue
yeah, they're a real piece of shit. the just go on and on and on and on...MickeyG wrote:I've never heard of this adinfinitum person.
Sounds like a right douche.
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Re: Fare thee well, crue
I've never heard of this adinfinitum person.
Sounds like a right douche.
Sounds like a right douche.
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Re: Fare thee well, crue
I didn't even notice that imbecile - good riddance anyway.
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Re: Fare thee well, crue
"I like the black girls best of all" - Lemmy
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Re: Fare thee well, crue
I think that's a different dude, isn't it?
tym wrote:She makes My air head 11 year old Girl look like Nikita Tesla.
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Re: Fare thee well, crue
Very similar posting style if you have a look. Plus, the post history is interesting.
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Re: Fare thee well, crue
Yeah, but a lot of people on here speak tardese.Blackie Onassis wrote:Very similar posting style if you have a look. Plus, the post history is interesting.
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Re: Fare thee well, crue
Yeah, I believe that's a totally different person.
Crue barely made any fucking sense and he couldn't make a post without throwing a bunch of random smilies into it. And that guy's posting history goes back to 2008.
Crue barely made any fucking sense and he couldn't make a post without throwing a bunch of random smilies into it. And that guy's posting history goes back to 2008.
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Re: Fare thee well, crue
Well, I guess I'm no Jessica Fletcher. I just thought it was interesting that he doesn't post for ages and then i noticed him again after he demise of smileyboy. *shrugs*
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Re: Fare thee well, crue
I believe "EXIT FAGGER" is copyrighted. Does KSV know about this fool?exitflagger wrote:his whimsical "EXIT FAGGER" jokes
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Re: Fare thee well, crue
I've pointed it out before that Redman was actually the very first one to play the "exitfagger" card.Skate4RnR wrote:I believe "EXIT FAGGER" is copyrighted. Does KSV know about this fool?exitflagger wrote:his whimsical "EXIT FAGGER" jokes
Good times.
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Re: Fare thee well, crue
Fuck Redman, KSV'd whip his faggit ass.exitflagger wrote:I've pointed it out before that Redman was actually the very first one to play the "exitfagger" card.Skate4RnR wrote:I believe "EXIT FAGGER" is copyrighted. Does KSV know about this fool?exitflagger wrote:his whimsical "EXIT FAGGER" jokes
Good times.
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Re: Fare thee well, crue
Well, if you read in the first post, he made about 150 posts in 2 days and none of them made any fucking sense. Just a guess but I think the mod might frown upon that.michelish wrote:Wha happen?
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Re: Fare thee well, crue
Fess up.exitflagger wrote:Well, if you read in the first post, he made about 150 posts in 2 days and none of them made any fucking sense. Just a guess but I think the mod might frown upon that.michelish wrote:Wha happen?
He was kicking your ass all over the boards.
exitFAGer.
Dude was brilliant.
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Re: Fare thee well, crue
I knew it! That was your nymph, wasn't it?Blind Lemon Pledge wrote:Dude was brilliant.
You don't scare me any. I'll flip you like a pancake, son!!!11!1!!!
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