crouchingstonerhiddenbong

[Luminiferous]

She might (???) be a bitch, but she is hilarious!

(???) ?

(???) = (IDK)
(IDK) = I Don't Know
I Know Know = I really didn't want to call her a bitch and have her attacking me because she's pretty good at it...

any other questions before I log out?

Can u throw ur puter n tha trash?

[Pretty Dead Boy]

Log out?

logout... it's a compound word... i fucked it all up didn't I... this is too much pressure to be perfect... you people are really bad for my self-esteem...

then leave. it's pretty simple. don't you have crack to buy for your man?? cuz ya know "world is a gutter" and all that....

[Pretty Dead Boy]

Why does anyone with ozzy in their nym seem to have the brain wave pattern of a small drowned child.

ozzyvandio needs to change his shit to ozzyvandenniswilson or ozzyvanbrianjones, purchase a copy of Diver Drown, and stay the fuck out of the deep end.

Hey do not lump me in with those assholes

too late tubbs.

how's the Cinderella shirt?

[ozzyrulz777]

Why does anyone with ozzy in their nym seem to have the brain wave pattern of a small drowned child.

ozzyvandio needs to change his shit to ozzyvandenniswilson or ozzyvanbrianjones, purchase a copy of Diver Drown, and stay the fuck out of the deep end.

Hey do not lump me in with those assholes

too late tubbs.

how's the Cinderella shirt?

pretty good. I am wearing it right now.

[Iron Duck]

CrouchingAnusHiddenCucumber.

[Punk]

CrouchingAnusHiddenCucumber is about on par with DebtPurse and deathcursesalami.

[Tommy2Tone84]

She might (???) be a bitch, but she is hilarious!

She says she's fatass too. I'd still take her out to the fair so we can hold hands and buy her cotton candy and funnel cake.

[CrouchingStonerHiddenBong]

I love funnelcake.

[Tommy2Tone84]

CrouchingAnusHiddenCucumber is about on par with DebtPurse and deathcursesalami.

SlouchingStonerShowingThong

[CrouchingStonerHiddenBong]

I would never let my roots get that bad.

Tommy, are you flirting with me?

[Tommy2Tone84]

I love funnelcake.

YES!

[CrouchingStonerHiddenBong]

I get to control the stereo in the car, though - your taste in music sucks dong.

[Tommy2Tone84]

I would never let my roots get that bad.

Tommy, are you flirting with me?

Why not? Do you go to the same hairdresser as HeavyMetalZombie?

I only flirt with hot, fat, redheaded chicks who love some funnel cake

[Tommy2Tone84]

I get to control the stereo in the car, though - your taste in music sucks dong.

I don't know..that COULD be a deal breaker. Can we atleast listen to Van Halen's Dancing In The Street? I've got Diver Down on 8-Track and I'm actually under 40 years of age. It's amazing the shit you find at garage sales

[CrouchingStonerHiddenBong]

Fine, but NO BONJOVI.

At least not with the windows down.

[Tommy2Tone84]

Fine, but NO BONJOVI.

At least not with the windows down.

DEAL.....there will be plenty of time for pussy rock like Bon Jovi and Styx where nobody has to know

[Tommy2Tone84]

I bet he is digging out his Trixter "Best Of" right now!

Fuck that! I got my own Trixter mashup, mixtape for Bong. She'll love it

[Tommy2Tone84]

Although it is funny Stoner's telling me my taste in music sucks dong. When her favorite group of reefer head burn outs haven't released a great album since the first 100 days of The Clinton Administration.