So Deathcurse

[chickenona]

NO, DC, I wasn't "hysterical". I understand that when you don't get the reaction you desire out of people you attack on here you tend to paint it the way you want it to be seen, which makes you so good at arguing pointlessly for pages and pages with people, but there was no "hysteria" to my posts. I was more bewildered than anything.

Actually, the thread got deleted so nobody can go back and look at it, but I wish they could. Because without it, this is just a bunch of circular "he said she said" shit. I can only say I'm not the one who was told by more than one person on that thread that they were acting like a loon, and I'm not the one who grew the goddam thing twenty pages in three days. I responded more than I should have, but none of us reached the insane volume that you did.

As far as "being consistent with the way you usually act" - I shouldn't touch that one. You've been banned once for posting personal information, you've patrolled peoples' Youtube and Myspace accounts for hours on end when they've done something on Sludge that rubs you the wrong way, and you challenged Stevie to a fucking "duel". I think all that speaks for itself with what your usual behavior on here is.

And I never said Sludge was "impacting my real life", and considering what's known about YOUR involvement with Sludge, your finger-wagging about this does sort of beg an "I know you are but what am I" moment. I had another site I was trying to get off the ground with someone, and a friend asked me to simply lay off posting for a while because I was upset about Itjogs. He shifted from being a "sludge friend" to being a real-life friend quite a long time before the shit hit the fan in that thread. Like Elise and 2T, our personal involvement was more important to me than these fucking boards.

Then Itjogs got banned and I didn't really want to post without him here, so I quoted something nasty he said about the mod. I had no idea what the significance of the quote was, and didn't want to know. I only knew it was some hardcore shit-stirring and I was in that kind of mood that day. Incidentally, I suppose this is as good a time as any to express my gratitude towards her for NOT banning me for that shit. I would have banned me in her shoes.

[chickenona]

Hahaha, more insisting that I'm "upset". Once again, no, I'm not upset. I'm giving you shit about something outlandish you said. I love how you interpret any acknowledgment of your manic, spittle-flecked trolling as either being "upset", "hysterical", "whining" or "crying". Time for a new tactic.

[deathcurse]

patrolled peoples' Youtube and Myspace accounts for hours on end

WHAT?

I've laughed at things on people's MySpace pages but I have no idea what world you live in where that would take "hours on end."

As far as YouTube clips, I can only think of the Mummy clips that are constantly being posted. Again, no idea where you get "hours on end." Those clips are funny but they're not THAT funny.

You do realize that everything you just mentioned is stuff everyone else here does, right? Shit, it's not like I'm out searching through bodybuilding forums looking for Lickety. But if I did that, I'd be a hero, right?

I had no idea what the significance of the quote was, and didn't want to know.

Bull-hull-hull-SHIT.

I can't really going into it without repeating what you said but you knew EXACTLY what the "significance" of it was. You would have to be the world's biggest fucking retard to not know.

OH WAIT.

I would have banned me in her shoes.

I wouldn't have. Why would the person you're throwing under the bus do you the favor of giving you what you wanted, which was to be banned? It's much more fun to watch someone who clearly can't control themselves spin even further out of control. You didn't make her look stupid--you made YOURSELF look stupid.

chicke, I have to say, I think what you're doing is silly. You're begging me to be mean to you and then when I do just that, you sit there and cry about what a horrible person I am. You honestly don't see the stupidity in that?

[grishnak boss]

The root of chickenona's neurosis/anger is a frustrating sex life, lack of self respect and low self esteem. She needs someone who can fulfill her needs, cares for her in a physical and emotional way and sweeps her off her feet.

[deathcurse]

Hahaha, more insisting that I'm "upset". Once again, no, I'm not upset. I'm giving you shit about something outlandish you said. I love how you interpret any acknowledgment of your manic, spittle-flecked trolling as either being "upset", "hysterical", "whining" or "crying". Time for a new tactic.

And I love how you interpret my responses as being "manic" and "spittle-flecked."

Retard, this works both ways. You can't whine about me assigning emotions to you and then in the VERY NEXT SENTENCE do the same to me and expect it to hold water.

Anyone that knows me or gets me knows that this is just my sense of humor. Honest to Pete, I'm sitting here smirking. Nothing more. If it makes the discussion more exciting to picture me in my undies, spazzing out because your disses are so harsh, have at it. It embarrasses me to watch you give yourself so much credit for saying basically nothing.

[chickenona]

The root of chickenona's neurosis/anger is a frustrating sex life, lack of self respect and low self esteem. She needs someone who can fulfill her needs, cares for her in a physical and emotional way and sweeps her off her feet.

Hahaha! Somebody's already beat you to that, pal. But if this shit falls apart, I'll definitely wait for you in front of Sears.

[chickenona]

Retard, this works both ways. You can't whine about me assigning emotions to you and then in the VERY NEXT SENTENCE do the same to me and expect it to hold water.

Haha, I "can't"? Under what law?

[saracapri]

My daughter stopped posting here not long after the porn thread on the Ho Board started. She knew it was there but avoided it before I even posted anything on it.

If your daughter really did post here, which I think she did, then aren't you afraid that she read all the sexual details you posted about the extramarital affair you are involved in? To be totally honest, it is creepy. There is a chance she reads this board, even if she says she does not. She knows you post here and the curiosity could easily get the best of her at any time. I'm not trying to be judgmental about the way you raise your kid, but when something so shocking is put right in front of one's face, it's hard not to notice.

I'd feel more positive about this whole situation if I found out you were faking us all out, acting like mousepotato.

[chickenona]

I told her ahead of time what was going in that thread - not that it mattered by then, she left the board a long time ago. It bores her.

But fine, we'll assume for the sake of argument that she does still lurk or view the boards. Answer this question honestly, Sara - if your mother told you, "Sara, you should be warned, there's a forum where I've posted intimate details about my sexual past", would you honestly have any desire whatsoever to seek out those posts? I tend to doubt it. You'd avoid it like the plague. And it cuts both ways. If my kid's got the brass to do it, she can post about her sex life on a forum. But I sure as hell won't be reading that shit.

My kid posted here for a while, and we were in family counseling together at the time. It was a fucked-up situation. Does it say anything good about my judgment? Probably not, but she really wanted to be here with me for a little while.

Incidentally, the posts are all gone now. A publisher who didn't like my last book, the one on DRS, wanted to look at them. So if there's potential to sell them, they ain't staying here.

[deathcurse]

Answer this question honestly, Sara - if your mother told you, "Sara, you should be warned, there's a forum where I've posted intimate details about my sexual past", would you honestly have any desire whatsoever to seek out those posts?

Did you say that to her? Probably not.

And since when would anyone need to seek out your gross posts? It's not like you confine them to one thread. You're gross pretty much everywhere.

Also, most children wouldn't want to be on a forum with their mother at all. If she was, as you claim, attempting to be close to you, why wouldn't she go through your posting history?

[deathcurse]

Probably not, but she really wanted to be here with me for a little while.

What the FUCK is going on here? That's gotta be one of the most bizarre things I've ever read.

Get off your fucking computer and hang out with your kid. If she so desperately wants to be close to you, turn off the computer and go to the fucking mall or something. This should have been a clue that your online life is out of control.

"Mommy, I want to be close to you."

"Okay, sweetheart, log onto this message board filled with pervs and creeps. Click on this thread and you can read about Mommy cheating on her husband!"

You're a goddamn maniac.

[chickenona]

Not in those exact words, but I definitely gave her a heads-up that I was posting sexually explicit autobiographical material on that thread. I waited until quite a few pages into that thread before I even posted, and that was more than a month after my daughter's final post and something like six months after the period when she was posting here on a semi-frequent basis.

Sara asked me a question about a specific thread, and I answered it.

As for your second post in this cluster, I've explained far more to you than I ever owed you already. Take that finger you're wagging in my face and cram it up your ass, you sanctimonious no-life-having little manchild puke. Fuck you.

[deathcurse]

As for your second post in this cluster, I've explained far more to you than I ever owed you already. Take that finger you're wagging in my face and cram it up your ass, you sanctimonious no-life-having little manchild puke. Fuck you.

You made the thread, you fucking dipshit!

You chose the subject and you invited me to give my opinion. Once again, I'm giving you what you asked for and I'm a "no-life-having little manchild puke."

I don't have a life? Shit, bitch, I would have turned off my computer if my kid was begging me for quality time. How often does a teenager do that with their parents? Nope. You chose to spend hours every day trolling for cock and making pornographic posts. If I'm a puke, you're the whole vomitorium.

[chickenona]

So because I made the thread, I can't tell you to fuck off when you start running your mouth about something you have no clue about?

So many rules when it comes to your "brutal" flame wars.

There was no begging involved. We were involved in every aspect of each others' lives except Sludge, and she was curious. So I let her come into chat for a while, then on here. She got acquainted with quite a few really nice people on here. I think she still talks to Sugarmama on Facebook once in a while.

And she knows about the other man, as well as knowing about my husband's other woman. This family dynamic is unusual. Unusual isn't the same as unhappy or abusive. We're weird people and make no bones about that.

[deathcurse]

Unusual, gross, let's call the whole thing off.

[grishnak boss]

The root of chickenona's neurosis/anger is a frustrating sex life, lack of self respect and low self esteem. She needs someone who can fulfill her needs, cares for her in a physical and emotional way and sweeps her off her feet.

Hahaha! Somebody's already beat you to that, pal. But if this shit falls apart, I'll definitely wait for you in front of Sears.

A la Battlehymens?

You're a goddess, you only deserve the best.

[chickenona]

What the hell's the matter with you, boy?

[Buffoon]

By the way, Elise met her? Awesome. I can't wait to read the testimony of someone who helped 2Tempting lie about HER fictional persona.

I'm sure I'm going to get a PM about this shortly but fuck that bitch.

I did meet her and she did tell me she posted here. She is a very sweet kid by the way and her boyfriend is so fucking hot. In fact, I never posted that here before because I KNEW she would read it and then kill me. That's my testimony. You dont have to believe me, but I swear all is true. She was mouse potato and her boyfriend is THE SEX.

P.S- and you go fuck off with this 2t shit already. but Dont go killing yourself over it...

[EliseThePiece]

Dammit that was me! My life partner left his name logged in on my computer. My bad. Go back and reread that post and then pretend a dancing milk cartoon is next to it.

[Gazpacho]

What the hell's the matter with you, boy?

That's what he does, he runs away when someone calls him out on shit. I think he calls it "ignoring a stupid moron", but it's usually when someone has hit a nerve.

[chickenona]

What the hell's the matter with you, boy?

That's what he does, he runs away when someone calls him out on shit. I think he calls it "ignoring a stupid moron", but it's usually when someone has hit a nerve.

I think you're confused...

Also, kickass, my favorite perv showed up. I heart you so Elise. And I know you're just calling Cody hot to be polite - he is of course way too old for you to find him hot.

[Gazpacho]

What the hell's the matter with you, boy?

That's what he does, he runs away when someone calls him out on shit. I think he calls it "ignoring a stupid moron", but it's usually when someone has hit a nerve.

I think you're confused...

I am? About what?

[chickenona]

I was talkin' to Grish.

[acefrehleysbeer]

Who the fuck is this Joeboy?

[CrouchingStonerHiddenBong]

What the hell's the matter with you, boy?

That's what he does, he runs away when someone calls him out on shit. I think he calls it "ignoring a stupid moron", but it's usually when someone has hit a nerve.

She wasn't even talking to you, dumbass.

Elise, I'd shut the fuck up if I were you.

[JakeYonkel]

Probably not, but she really wanted to be here with me for a little while.

What the FUCK is going on here? That's gotta be one of the most bizarre things I've ever read.

Get off your fucking computer and hang out with your kid. If she so desperately wants to be close to you, turn off the computer and go to the fucking mall or something. This should have been a clue that your online life is out of control.

"Mommy, I want to be close to you."

"Okay, sweetheart, log onto this message board filled with pervs and creeps. Click on this thread and you can read about Mommy cheating on her husband!"

You're a goddamn maniac.

I chortled.

[Facedown]

My life partner left his name logged in on my computer.

I did not.

[Gazpacho]

What the hell's the matter with you, boy?

That's what he does, he runs away when someone calls him out on shit. I think he calls it "ignoring a stupid moron", but it's usually when someone has hit a nerve.

She wasn't even talking to you, dumbass.

Elise, I'd shut the fuck up if I were you.

I did not respond as if she was talking to me.

[Gazpacho]

I was talkin' to Grish.

I guess I was confused

[CrouchingStonerHiddenBong]

I did not respond as if she was talking to me.

You quoted her.

What the fuck is wrong with your brain?