Poll...rate my looks

[Punk]

Dude, seriously, do you ever not post something that people can use to stomp you into the ground??

[HeavyMetalZombie666]

Yes I contribute a lot to discussions. You want to remember the negative shit.

[Punk]

What do you contribute? The fact that your beautiful hair is sandy blonde? The fact that you cherish a lot of women and that you're very heterosexual? What about that this fruit cake, a guy mind you, is "kick ass" looking?

Who says that shit? Seriously, you just said that another dude is kick ass looking. You just made Rav Sputnik look like Steve McQueen.

[HeavyMetalZombie666]

I will discuss music and movies and other topics. Get past all that other stuff.

[HeavyMetalZombie666]

You got the wrong person and besides I am not gay. What other people do in the privacy of their home is their business.

[Pill]

Yes I contribute a lot to discussions. You want to remember the negative shit.

Here are some of his contributions:

Saw this tour in early '89 in Huntsville.

POISON put on a entertaining show, a fun show nut musically-as expected-TESLA destroyed POISON.

CC Deville's 20 minute guitar solos on both electric and acoustic guitars hurt the show big time.

No-frills jeans and t-shirt.

Mastodon wails.

If Lester Bangs was alive today and on that committe it would turn into a shitstorm and many of those bands would probably be in the hall of fame.

Not bad at all.

Badass footage.

Adam Clayton fucking owns Bobby Dall!

Ronnie gets the ultimatum and Keith has ingested every drug know to man.

Bring back Mick Taylor or bring in Waddy.

Agreed.

cool stuff.

Riveting stuff.

[Cliffenstein]

What do you contribute? The fact that your beautiful hair is sandy blonde? The fact that you cherish a lot of women and that you're very heterosexual? What about that this fruit cake, a guy mind you, is "kick ass" looking?

Who says that shit? Seriously, you just said that another dude is kick ass looking. You just made Rav Sputnik look like Steve McQueen.

I object to being called a fruit cake. I started this thread as a joke to goad a few people with.

Carry on...

[Cliffenstein]

It's a good thing that nobody gives a sh*t about you anymore.


I would hate to see you embarass yourself with having to use sarcasm to prove to us that you still have a heartbeat.

Yeah, Joe...they all care about you! And...sniff, sniff, I'm just so upset that the sludgers "don't care" about me. Being that...well, you know...the majority of 'em don't care about anyone.

Oh wait, lemme guess...you think these "people" are your friends and this board is your hangout spot. Haha...well, do continue with that.

later...Cliffy

[MitziDupree]

Hey! I care about you, Cliffy.

You're just the type of poster that Metal Sludge needs!. You're obviously brilliant and side-splittingly hilarious, not to mention a fucking AMAZING guitar player who actually WORKS IN THE INDUSTRY!!! Seriously, no one else around here can say that.

And good looking? Whoooboy! My middle finger has a massive cramp thanks to all those hawt photos you've posted. I don't believe for a minute that a hard-bodied, sex machine like you is creeping up on 40. Maybe 29, but not a year older!

And if all of that wasn't enough, you've gone and married a stunning, slack-jawed teenager with an IQ that hovers somewhere around spinach casserole. Dude! That's so fuckin' rock and roll! Praise Jesus and hallelujah! The only thing that could make you cooler was if her dad owned a liquor store, right?

Anyway, I've sent a PM to the mod explaining all of your unbelievable qualities and recommending that they just hand this entire board over to you right now, as there never has been and never will be another poster to rival your fantastical greatness. Let's keep our fingers crossed, boss!

[Cliffenstein]

Hey! I care about you, Cliffy.

You're just the type of poster that Metal Sludge needs!. You're obviously brilliant and side-splittingly hilarious, not to mention a fucking AMAZING guitar player who actually WORKS IN THE INDUSTRY!!! Seriously, no one else around here can say that.

And good looking? Whoooboy! My middle finger has a massive cramp thanks to all those hawt photos you've posted. I don't believe for a minute that a hard-bodied, sex machine like you is creeping up on 40. Maybe 29, but not a year older!

And if all of that wasn't enough, you've gone and married a stunning, slack-jawed teenager with an IQ that hovers somewhere around spinach casserole. Dude! That's so fuckin' rock and roll! Praise Jesus and hallelujah! The only thing that could make you cooler was if her dad owned a liquor store, right?

Anyway, I've sent a PM to the mod explaining all of your unbelievable qualities and recommending that they just hand this entire board over to you right now, as there never has been and never will be another poster to rival your fantastical greatness. Let's keep our fingers crossed, boss!

Careful, there, Ms Dupree...you just might get yourself banned writing the admins about such nonsense.

FYI, my wife is 24 and I'm not creeping up on 40, I am 40.

later...Cliffy

[MitziDupree]

Careful, there, Ms Dupree...you just might get yourself banned writing the admins about such nonsense.

FYI, my wife is 24 and I'm not creeping up on 40, I am 40.

later...Cliffy

OMGZ!!! See? Already 40! It's just almost too incredible to believe. I'll let the 24 year-old wife thing slide, as it's much more rock and roll to imagine you married to a 19 year old! I did nail it on the spinach casserole thing, though, didn't I? LMAO.

Cliffy, you're like a breath of fresh air around here. I, for one, am willing to risk a banning to get you the respect you deserve. I hope you'll consider me for your First Lieutenant when you take the reins.

I've shared your pictures with the gals on my Field Hockey team, and they're clamoring for more. Where is the best place you'd recommend for me to send them to see more of the Cliff? Also, they're begging to know if you'll be on tour any time soon, and if you have any merchandise available (generally XL or XXL t-shirts are best for the girls). Can't wait to learn more!

Your Pal,

Mitzi

[Cliffenstein]

No, you didn't nail it with the low IQ. I'm just not interested enough to remark on every attempt you make to sling that ol' sludgehammer around.

[MitziDupree]

I dunno, Cliff! I'd say you seem pretty interested in any remark that concerns you.

But don't worry. That's the mark of a true leader. A Sludge Leader. You need to stay on top of your troops, and we all understand the value of intel.

Forget those kids that call you cripplingly insecure! You and I know otherwise. You don't base your relevance or value on the physical appearance of yourself or your "wife." All of these pictures and assertations are just the icing on the cake of your wonderfulness. Your musicality. Your professionalism. Your shredtasticness.

Repeat after me, Cliffy: "Because I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and, doggonit, people like me!"

Still waiting to learn where to get those XXL t-shirts!

Your First Lieutenant,

Mitzi

[SoulsOfBlack]

Is this what the Brits call "taking the piss"?

[Scaryhead]

It's called...

[Cliffenstein]

I gotta laugh just about every time I read something akin to "you just got pwned!" on this board. It comes across like someone's dad sayin', "that's dope!" in the 90s.

[Scaryhead]

I gotta laugh when some fruit cake in a scarf rocking a 70's era Stones shag over a receding hair line comes across as more of a crybaby teenage scene girl in a Brokencyde video than the obvious mid-life crisis in drainpipe trousers and Maybelline serioqueer he really is.

But since you've chosen the category "Things An Embarrassing Dad From The 90's Would Do" for $200, now you know how your trophy trout wife must have felt as a child of ten when some 28 year old ponce in a bolo tie and Creepers tried to impress her with his Steinhaus remastered versions of Peaches and Mmm-Mmm-Mmm-Mmm.

Keep combing what thinning hair you have left forward, Alopecia Ramone. You've quickly secured your spot as second biggest douche on the board right behind Itwalks. If either of you cared any less about what people said about you, you'd put these three guys out of work.










Consider thyself taken possession of.

[Cliffenstein]

I gotta laugh when some fruit cake in a scarf rocking a 70's era Stones shag over a receding hair line comes across as more of a crybaby teenage scene girl in a Brokencyde video than the obvious mid-life crisis in drainpipe trousers and Maybelline serioqueer he really is.

But since you've chosen the category "Things An Embarrassing Dad From The 90's Would Do" for $200, now you know how your trophy trout wife must have felt as a child of ten when some 28 year old ponce in a bolo tie and Creepers tried to impress her with his Steinhaus remastered versions of Peaches and Mmm-Mmm-Mmm-Mmm.

Keep combing what thinning hair you have left forward, Alopecia Ramone. You've quickly secured your spot as second biggest douche on the board right behind Itwalks. If either of you cared any less about what people said about you, you'd put these three guys out of work.

Awww...look at widdle scareypants gettin' all riled up. How cute!

[chickenona]

Oh, God.

[Bruce Chickenson]

Is that Tim Miller's bastard child?

Damn ugly enough to be.

[Pill]

I think recent events warrant this thread being bumped.

[CliffByford]

I know it shouldn't bug me, but this asshole has got a name that shares some resemblance to mine. Even though I know it's not me being referred to as a 'fruit cake in a scarf' or 'Tim Miller's bastard child', but I can't help but flinch every time I see it juxtaposed with 'Cliff' or 'Cliffy'.

I object to Cliffenstein's very existence. Is it possible to get 163rd trimester abortions yet?

[Luminiferous]

But do you think Cliffy is cool looking or not? Come on CB..

[Stupid Goodbye Thread]

Whatever happened to Cliffenstein?

[Facedown]

He popped up over at Sleaze Roxx the other day.

[Stupid Goodbye Thread]

I wonder if he ever got health insurance.