I want to feud with someone
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I want to feud with someone
Anyone.
Years ago I feuded with someone called AxlRosesKornRows and that was dumb.
Also some retard called Slicer and it was a waste of time.
But then I feuded with SpeedyMuffler and that was just awesome. It validated my puny existence. I inspired him some truly errr... inspired comments, and even some of his famed artwork.
Alas, he is nowhere to be found and I am in a dire need of a nemesis to justify my use of bandwidth.
Please apply here. Just know that you will be subjected to:
- immature name-calling
- unfunny word plays on your screen name
- several fake meltdowns, possibly a goodbye thread
- trolling
- non sequiturs
- pictures of my feces
Years ago I feuded with someone called AxlRosesKornRows and that was dumb.
Also some retard called Slicer and it was a waste of time.
But then I feuded with SpeedyMuffler and that was just awesome. It validated my puny existence. I inspired him some truly errr... inspired comments, and even some of his famed artwork.
Alas, he is nowhere to be found and I am in a dire need of a nemesis to justify my use of bandwidth.
Please apply here. Just know that you will be subjected to:
- immature name-calling
- unfunny word plays on your screen name
- several fake meltdowns, possibly a goodbye thread
- trolling
- non sequiturs
- pictures of my feces
Re: I want to feud with someone
Based on those qualifications, I would highly recommend UtahRatt or Skate4RnR.Blue Steel wrote:Anyone.
Years ago I feuded with someone called AxlRosesKornRows and that was dumb.
Also some retard called Slicer and it was a waste of time.
But then I feuded with SpeedyMuffler and that was just awesome. It validated my puny existence. I inspired him some truly errr... inspired comments, and even some of his famed artwork.
Alas, he is nowhere to be found and I am in a dire need of a nemesis to justify my use of bandwidth.
Please apply here. Just know that you will be subjected to:
- immature name-calling
- unfunny word plays on your screen name
- several fake meltdowns, possibly a goodbye thread
- trolling
- non sequiturs
- pictures of my feces
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Re: I want to feud with someone
I'd help you out, but I have an ongoing feud that no one gives a fuck about with knuckles.is.contractual.
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I totally understand, good luck with that.MurrayFiend wrote:I'd help you out, but I have an ongoing feud that no one gives a fuck about with knuckles.is.contractual.
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I could try it on a trial basis, and if it doesn't work, we just drop it. Sound good?
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No! Go fuck yourself, abortion!canadianhavoc wrote:I could try it on a trial basis, and if it doesn't work, we just drop it. Sound good?
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Listen, asshat, I'm trying to help you. But it would take a double digit IQ to understand that, but I'm afraid that's a little much for your limited education and lack of breeding.Blue Steel wrote:No! Go fuck yourself, abortion!canadianhavoc wrote:I could try it on a trial basis, and if it doesn't work, we just drop it. Sound good?
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Two buts in the same sentence! You can't do that, you mongtard. I hope you get AIDS in the dickhole.canadianhavoc wrote:Listen, asshat, I'm trying to help you. But it would take a double digit IQ to understand that, but I'm afraid that's a little much for your limited education and lack of breeding.Blue Steel wrote:No! Go fuck yourself, abortion!canadianhavoc wrote:I could try it on a trial basis, and if it doesn't work, we just drop it. Sound good?
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Go chew on a turd, bungsniffer.Blue Steel wrote: Two buts in the same sentence! You can't do that, you mongtard. I hope you get AIDS in the dickhole.
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The only thing thats getting raped around here is the english language,so take a bow, cocklips.Blue Steel wrote:Smoke my pubes, rapist.
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How is it for you so far? I'm digging it.canadianhavoc wrote:The only thing thats getting raped around here is the english language,so take a bow, cocklips.Blue Steel wrote:Smoke my pubes, rapist.
Go freebase your gonads, cockzit.
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I'm enjoying it. I'm learning as I go, so please feel free to share any helpful hints.Blue Steel wrote:How is it for you so far? I'm digging it.canadianhavoc wrote:The only thing thats getting raped around here is the english language,so take a bow, cocklips.Blue Steel wrote:Smoke my pubes, rapist.
Go freebase your gonads, cockzit.
And you can advise the rest of the gay population with pointers on how to remove pubes from in between ones teeth.
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They tend to use your cock. It's thin enough and it's the best use for it anyone can think of.canadianhavoc wrote:
And you can advise the rest of the gay population with pointers on how to remove pubes from in between ones teeth.
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Please. The last time you saw a pussy was the day you were born.Blue Steel wrote:They tend to use your cock. It's thin enough and it's the best use for it anyone can think of.canadianhavoc wrote:
And you can advise the rest of the gay population with pointers on how to remove pubes from in between ones teeth.
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No one told me you were there...canadianhavoc wrote:Please. The last time you saw a pussy was the day you were born.Blue Steel wrote:They tend to use your cock. It's thin enough and it's the best use for it anyone can think of.canadianhavoc wrote:
And you can advise the rest of the gay population with pointers on how to remove pubes from in between ones teeth.
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You're losing badly. Your attempts at humor are as bad as your efforts to keep a job, or maintain an erection.
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I have been successfully self-employed for a while, and about the latter, I'm sorry but you do absolutely nothing for me.canadianhavoc wrote:You're losing badly. Your attempts at humor are as bad as your efforts to keep a job, or maintain an erection.
And in my heart, I know that I am funny.
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Collecting soda cans on the side of the highway does not count as being self employed.Blue Steel wrote:I have been successfully self-employed for a while, and about the latter, I'm sorry but you do absolutely nothing for me.canadianhavoc wrote:You're losing badly. Your attempts at humor are as bad as your efforts to keep a job, or maintain an erection.
And in my heart, I know that I am funny.
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And you totally botched posting the pic. First day on the internet?
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Re: I want to feud with someone
I've never heard of you before but based on your "feud" in this thread, you make slicer look like a member of Sludge Mafia.
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I know. I'm paying my dues, working my way up.SeminiferousButtNoid wrote:I've never heard of you before but based on your "feud" in this thread, you make slicer look like a member of Sludge Mafia.
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Re: I want to feud with someone
Blue Steel wrote:Anyone.
Years ago I feuded with someone called AxlRosesKornRows and that was dumb.
Drawing a blank.
Speaks volumes.
Purely corrupted, expansively shunted, not mysgonistic, so shut up ya cunt pig.
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SelfMadeJesus wrote:Blue Steel wrote:Anyone.
Years ago I feuded with someone called AxlRosesKornRows and that was dumb.
Drawing a blank.
Speaks volumes.
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Re: I want to feud with someone
I'm guessing this is just someone switching back and forth with their alt trying to draw some attention. FAIL.

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SoulsOfBlack wrote:I'm guessing this is just someone switching back and forth with their alt trying to draw some attention. FAIL.

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Re: I want to feud with someone
This thread reminds me of the first fight on a 15 fight boxing bill.
"Ladies and gentlemen... we found these two dipshits in the parking lot and convinced them to put on gloves so please humor them... by the way... the concession area is open for business..."
"Ladies and gentlemen... we found these two dipshits in the parking lot and convinced them to put on gloves so please humor them... by the way... the concession area is open for business..."


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This sounds like one of those "alternative" Craigs List ads. I will engage you for 100 r0$e$. First we must meet in the neutral space of the Sludge Lounge.Blue Steel wrote:Anyone.
Please apply here. Just know that you will be subjected to:
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You son of a bitch DONT EVER POST MY PICTURE AGAIN!

I didn't realize who you were but when I saw you posting shit about France and among other hints I found out who you are. I'm glad to see that your still around stirring up shit.

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Re: I want to feud with someone
Feud with me perhaps? Nay, not worth a dogfart in yon mud puddle - NOW GO FUCK YOURSELF ANUS LIIICKER