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Luminiferous
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by Luminiferous » Sat Sep 06, 2008 2:31 pm
DJ Clue wrote: ElToro wrote: Bag on her all you want, but I bet none of you have a hard body like her.
I bet she's the fuck of the century.
You have NO idea. I. Kandy is one hot piece of ass. You can bounce off quarter off that sweet little dumper of hers...
Wait... what's going on?
You're complimenting a guy pretending to be a chick...
But hey who are we to laugh?
WetCherriDude
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by WetCherriDude » Sun Sep 07, 2008 11:33 am
ElToro wrote: Bag on her all you want, but I bet none of you have a hard body like her.
I bet she's the fuck of the century.
Just to clear this up, we talking the 19th or 20th century?
UtahRatt
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by UtahRatt » Mon Sep 08, 2008 8:32 am
WetCherriDude wrote: ElToro wrote: Bag on her all you want, but I bet none of you have a hard body like her.
I bet she's the fuck of the century.
Just to clear this up, we talking the 19th or 20th century?
I think her tits are the 1995 model, they have that Pamela Anderson balloon look.
If that carries any weight.
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SeminiferousButtNoid
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by SeminiferousButtNoid » Thu Sep 11, 2008 7:54 pm
I. Kandy wrote: Here is her newest, oversised avatar. Discuss y'all.
It's life imitating fart.
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cookie
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by cookie » Fri Sep 12, 2008 2:58 pm
TheJester wrote: SeminiferousButtNoid wrote: I. Kandy wrote: Here is her newest, oversised avatar. Discuss y'all.
It's life imitating fart.
What the fuck kind of mouse pad is that in that pic ?
I dont know, BUT I have that exact same top.
Luminiferous
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by Luminiferous » Fri Sep 12, 2008 4:06 pm
TheJester wrote: SeminiferousButtNoid wrote: I. Kandy wrote: Here is her newest, oversised avatar. Discuss y'all.
It's life imitating fart.
What the fuck kind of mouse pad is that in that pic ?
Looks like something Quantivus would have in his avatar..
Triumph
Headlining Clubs
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by Triumph » Fri Sep 12, 2008 7:05 pm
Pretty Dead Boy
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by Pretty Dead Boy » Mon Nov 17, 2008 7:58 pm
A Keg Of Beer wrote: Bumped for recent relevance
Betsy Bitch wrote: ...Well I'm back with my over-the-top-super-jumbo-ego-sized new avatar. Enjoy and rock on everyone !
xoxo
Betsy Bitch
Where the hell is I. Kandy? She needs to get back in on this.
Fifty three dollar tattoos.
Six Grand for bolt on tits.
Yet Seven Fiddy at Rite-Aide for a box of ex-lax would get rid of that constipated look on ole' girls face.
Take a shit, Betsy. The "I'm going to (or did) shit my T-Back" look is NOT flattering.
CrouchingStonerHiddenBong
Queen Bee
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by CrouchingStonerHiddenBong » Tue Nov 18, 2008 6:34 am
Is this broad for fucking real?
That shit looks like an ad for Adult Protective Services.
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CrouchingStonerHiddenBong
Queen Bee
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by CrouchingStonerHiddenBong » Tue Nov 18, 2008 7:26 am
Holy shit, I just got stoned and looked at that picture again.
2 parts Amy Winehouse
1 part Bobcat Goldthwait
1 Farrah Fawcett wig
Sprinkle with crack and fail to taste.
tym wrote: She makes My air head 11 year old Girl look like Nikita Tesla.
chickenona
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by chickenona » Wed Nov 19, 2008 5:04 am
CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote: Holy shit, I just got stoned and looked at that picture again.
2 parts Amy Winehouse
1 part Bobcat Goldthwait
1 Farrah Fawcett wig
Sprinkle with crack and fail to taste.
You forgot the crucial 1/2 tsp of David Lee Roth's taint sweat. Other than that, a perfectly rendered recipe.
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by rikirachtmanstheshit » Wed Nov 19, 2008 5:38 am
It's like... Lemmy... post op.
http://www.thegreatsouthernbrainfart.com
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CrouchingStonerHiddenBong
Queen Bee
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by CrouchingStonerHiddenBong » Sat Jan 29, 2011 9:46 am
Too awesome to die.
We really need a Hall of Shame forum to move these classics to before they're purged and never seen again.
tym wrote: She makes My air head 11 year old Girl look like Nikita Tesla.
SanityClause
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by SanityClause » Sat Jan 29, 2011 11:09 am
Made for a good read tonight. Made it even funnier knowing how 2T had fallen from grace since then.
metalpowerman5000
Chubby Chaser
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by metalpowerman5000 » Sat Jun 11, 2011 12:13 am
Sludge_Museum wrote: We are proud to announce the opening of the "Could you be any more of a shameless attention whore?" wing of the Sludge_Museum
at least she aint fat, she's kind of old, on a slow day i wouldnt stop her from suckin my cock
"Can I insure my dick?"-David Lee Roth
MasterOfMeatPuppets
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by MasterOfMeatPuppets » Sat Jun 11, 2011 2:46 pm
metalpowerman5000 wrote: Sludge_Museum wrote: We are proud to announce the opening of the "Could you be any more of a shameless attention whore?" wing of the Sludge_Museum
at least she aint fat, she's kind of old, on a slow day i wouldnt stop her from suckin my cock
On a slow day, you wouldn't stop Steven Adler from sucking you off for a $10 rock.
metalpowerman5000
Chubby Chaser
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by metalpowerman5000 » Tue Jun 14, 2011 12:29 am
MasterOfMeatPuppets wrote: metalpowerman5000 wrote: Sludge_Museum wrote: We are proud to announce the opening of the "Could you be any more of a shameless attention whore?" wing of the Sludge_Museum
at least she aint fat, she's kind of old, on a slow day i wouldnt stop her from suckin my cock
On a slow day, you wouldn't stop Steven Adler from sucking you off for a $10 rock.
no, don't smoka da crack. since ya be thinkin about suckin cock i guess thats what youre into.
no judgement, just sayin
"Can I insure my dick?"-David Lee Roth
metalpowerman5000
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by metalpowerman5000 » Wed Jun 15, 2011 3:20 am
CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote: God damn, you're fucking retarded.
whatever, not interested in you. leave me be
"Can I insure my dick?"-David Lee Roth
NeverSurrender
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by NeverSurrender » Wed Jun 15, 2011 6:45 am
metalpowerman5000 wrote: CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote: God damn, you're fucking retarded.
whatever, not interested in you. leave me be
God damn, you're fucking retarded.
CrouchingStonerHiddenBong
Queen Bee
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by CrouchingStonerHiddenBong » Wed Jun 15, 2011 7:01 am
metalpowerman5000 wrote: CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote: God damn, you're fucking retarded.
whatever, not interested in you. leave me be
You're obviously not interested in sounding like you were educated beyond grade 4 either, dumbfuck.
tym wrote: She makes My air head 11 year old Girl look like Nikita Tesla.
St_Augustines_Pears
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by St_Augustines_Pears » Wed Jun 15, 2011 9:36 am
metalpowerman5000 wrote: CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote: God damn, you're fucking retarded.
whatever, not interested in you. leave me be
LEAVE MY LIFE!
"Moving on, is a simple thing...what it leaves behind is hard. You know the sleeping feel no more pain...and the living are all scarred." -- Megadeth's "A Tout Le Monde"
metalpowerman5000
Chubby Chaser
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by metalpowerman5000 » Wed Jun 15, 2011 11:34 pm
NeverSurrender wrote: metalpowerman5000 wrote: CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote: God damn, you're fucking retarded.
whatever, not interested in you. leave me be
God damn, you're fucking retarded.
it B hard 2 we pwy @ U Brah, B Cux that cwazy cunt stozers aways stalkin men that aint inwested in her
"Can I insure my dick?"-David Lee Roth
CrouchingStonerHiddenBong
Queen Bee
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by CrouchingStonerHiddenBong » Thu Jun 16, 2011 4:46 am
Anyone here can look at your posting history and see that you've invested way more of your life in begging for my attention than I have ever spent acknowledging your obvious mental defects.
I wouldn't even know who in the fuck you were if you hadn't followed me around for months or spent the other half of your time here saying shit that qualifies as clinically retarded.
tym wrote: She makes My air head 11 year old Girl look like Nikita Tesla.