slicer's masterstroke

[kriptyc]

So you are really hopeless, here in your wallowing website, as you battle for ignorance and the right to remain stupid.

(I forgot about this rant.)

I'm pretty sure a website can't wallow.

I'm pretty sure we posters could wallow in a website.

But I'm pretty sure a website can't wallow.


Enjoy the hopeless wallow in your website, ignorantly battling for the right to remain stupid. Hey! That was kinda fun....

They call it Metal SLUDGE. It's a wallowing website.

[Gritt]

Warning, porn ahead.

[kriptyc]

Warning, porn ahead.

nice work, official sludge ass kisser.

[JDV]

It's a wallowing website.

Wallowing isn't an adjective.

Correct use of the word:

The posters on Metal Sludge wallow in their self-pity.

[kriptyc]

It's a wallowing website.

Wallowing isn't an adjective.

Correct use of the word:

The posters on Metal Sludge wallow in their self-pity.

This is a wallowing hole:



This is a wallowing website:

[amouthfulofsin220]

Right.

It's obvious to me that you're a literary force to be reckoned with. In fact, I'm surprised that you've given anyone here the time of day...even if it was to announce the debut of your triumphant! freshman effort.

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Why don't you fuck off if this place offends your genteel sensibilities?

Clue: if you respond to this, you fail. Again.

[kriptyc]

That's the cream you use to lube up a dog's butthole.

Sir -

The odds of Slicer besting a jar of dog butt cream in a writing contest are approximately 750,000 : 1.

You use that shit on dogs? Man that was a bad typo. To make up for it I should post an actual judges opinion:

The writing is sophisticated and sparkles with the authors passion for telling a thrilling thought-provoking tale. The book has a powerful thematic core, allowing the reader to witness the nature and consequences of good and evil. The author writes in an engaging, and the paranormal elements are well integrated. The cast of characters , both heroes and villains, are, individually and collectively, certainly strong enough to carry this novel, which prompts the reader's interest in wanting to know what will happen next; a most exciting thriller that has the additional benefit of being a heartfelt parable about choices and perseverance." - [I left in the judge's (Writer's Digest) typo.]

jar of cream(Pon): 0

The Devil's Canyon: 16 out of 20

[THC3po]

I should post an actual judges opinion:

The writing is sophisticated and sparkles with the authors passion for telling a thrilling thought-provoking tale. The book has a powerful thematic core, allowing the reader to witness the nature and consequences of good and evil. The author writes in an engaging, and the paranormal elements are well integrated. The cast of characters , both heroes and villains, are, individually and collectively, certainly strong enough to carry this novel, which prompts the reader's interest in wanting to know what will happen next; a most exciting thriller that has the additional benefit of being a heartfelt parable about choices and perseverance." - [I left in the judge's (Writer's Digest) typo.]

Sir -

You stole this review of this book (see 2/3 down this page) and re-wrote it...quite poorly, If I do say so myself:

http://www.piratequeenthecurse.com/about.html

A better man would be ashamed of himself.

[kriptyc]

Sir -

You stole this review of this book (see 2/3 down this page) and re-wrote it...quite poorly, If I do say so myself:[/b][/color][/size]

http://www.piratequeenthecurse.com/about.html

A better man would be ashamed of himself.

Writer's Digest

The writing is sophisticated and sparkles with this author’s passion for telling a thrilling tale. The book is well researched, allowing the reader an informed glimpse into 20th Century piracy set against exotic settings. The author writes an engaging narrative of his protagonist’s quest, and the paranormal elements are well integrated. The cast of characters, both the heroes and the villains, are, individually and collectively, certainly strong enough to carry this narrative, which prompts the reader’s interest in wanting to know what will happen next; a most exciting thriller.


That is interesting--how the fuck did you find that? No, I have the letter they sent the review on. What a bunch of cheap ass bastards sending a revised "form letter". Shit, I guess I can use mine for an actual official review also, thanks.

[JDV]

What a bunch of cheap ass bastards sending a revised "form letter". Shit, I guess I can use mine for an actual official review also, thanks.

It's not a form letter. In the version you plagiarized you forgot to show possession of the author's passion.

So, the question is did you write any of that incoherent shit you posted, or did you look over a retard's shoulder and lift his story?

[kriptyc]

It's not a form letter. In the version you plagiarized you forgot to show possession of the author's passion.

So, the question is did you write any of that incoherent shit you posted, or did you look over a retard's shoulder and lift his story?

WTF are you talking about? I have the Writer's Digest "form letter" right here. The question is did C3po enter the same contest.

[JDV]

It's not a form letter. In the version you plagiarized you forgot to show possession of the author's passion.

So, the question is did you write any of that incoherent shit you posted, or did you look over a retard's shoulder and lift his story?

WTF are you talking about? I have the Writer's Digest "form letter" right here. The question is did C3po enter the same contest.

Scan it.

[kriptyc]

It's not a form letter. In the version you plagiarized you forgot to show possession of the author's passion.

So, the question is did you write any of that incoherent shit you posted, or did you look over a retard's shoulder and lift his story?

WTF are you talking about? I have the Writer's Digest "form letter" right here. The question is did C3po enter the same contest.

Scan it.

edit: that's a stupid fucking request. If you don't have a copy of the judge's letter I could type up something and you couldn't tell shit.

[kriptyc]

Did you make them take the amazon review down, you mong tard?

so you must be Ron Padavona and that hurt feelings, you fucking piece of shit.

[kriptyc]

No, I just wondered if you took them down because you thought that they might negatively hurt sales of your book.

they took them down because they were offended by the morons who posted that uninformed BS.

[kriptyc]

Writer's Digest seems to be engaged in a bit of fraud by leading entrants to believe they will receive an original review/evaluation. If you do a google search his book (Pirate Queen) comes up. So he is apparently the only author who thought to use a judges opinion as a review. But if two are so similar then there must be untold hundreds with the same kind of form letter who never suspected how cheap they really are at WD--just skim the books, fill in the forms and cash the checks. They make a ton of money with that scam. Very Interesting.

[MitziDupree]

Wait. You had to PAY for your only review?

[kriptyc]

Wait. You had to PAY for your only review?

It was a CONTEST, dumbass.

http://forum.writersdigest.com/forums/t ... =4#M396797

MS uncovers WD fraud in Hatas, nice work.

[Son_of_Sam_I_Am]

Wait. You had to PAY for your only review?

It was a CONTEST, dumbass.

http://forum.writersdigest.com/forums/t ... =4#M396797

You PAID to enter a CONTEST, dumbass?

Did you win?

Please let me know how you did. I'm guessing you didn't, but I don't want to be negative.

[kriptyc]

Wait. You had to PAY for your only review?

It was a CONTEST, dumbass.

http://forum.writersdigest.com/forums/t ... =4#M396797

You PAID to enter a CONTEST, dumbass?

Did you win?

Please let me know how you did. I'm guessing you didn't, but I don't want to be negative.

Hundreds of people payed to enter that contest including the author of The Pirate Queen: The Curse who apparently spent a fortune on other contests/marketing as well. Read the fucking link, dumbass.

What should have tipped me off was the lowest mark was on the cover which is one of the best features--as mentioned by anyone who bought a copy and marveled at the cover.

So yeah, I should have won that shit if it was legit.

[Son_of_Sam_I_Am]

Hundreds of people payed to enter that contest

Hundreds of retarded people.

And I read the link, asshole. Even if I hadn't, I'm smart enough to know it's a fucking ripoff:

Bad writers desperate for validation pay good money to have an unqualified intern not read their manuscripts.



You're a fucking moron. Get killed.

[kriptyc]

Hundreds of people payed to enter that contest

Hundreds of retarded people.

And I read the link, asshole. Even if I hadn't, I'm smart enough to know it's a fucking ripoff:

Bad writers desperate for validation pay good money to have an unqualified intern not read their manuscripts.



You're a fucking moron. Get killed.

If you'd read the link you would not have asked if I had won...you are a fucking liar. You ever wrote anything, dipshit? You probably think you are a good writer anyway. And fuck "good writers" who dont have shit to say; they are a waste of paper. Go make a kindle book you fucking retard.

[Son_of_Sam_I_Am]

You ever wrote anything, dipshit?

LOLOLOLOLOL

[kriptyc]

Also, for the record: Writer's Digest used to be a valid organization which is why someone entered my book for me. Now they are obviously digital douchebags like the rest of you.

[kriptyc]

You ever wrote anything, dipshit?

LOLOLOLOLOL

^that doesn't count.

[FearsOfGun]

A few years ago, and acquaintance of mine was dealing with a stalker. He wrote a book about how much he loved her; it included detailed fantasies about her bowel movements and was written in all lower case.

The stalker published his book through the same company as slicer.

Just saying.

[kriptyc]

A few years ago, and acquaintance of mine was dealing with a stalker. He wrote a book about how much he loved her; it included detailed fantasies about her bowel movements and was written in all lower case.

The stalker published his book through the same company as slicer.

Just saying.

you fucking liar.

what's wrong with you people; all a bunch of lying sacks of shit.















ps. buy my book or go to hell anyway.

[kriptyc]

Also, for the record: Writer's Digest used to be a valid organization which is why someone entered my book for me.

Did your agent enter it for you?

wtf do you care? goddammit I'm going to have a melt down and it has nothing to do with you worthless "people". so just buy my book and get it over with.

[kriptyc]

alright, I just bought a bottle of whiskey, I've had far to much stress, so if anyone is up for some shitfaced posting I'll e around as long as this piece of shit computer holds up. Then I'm upgrading to the macbook pro and will never talk to you again, deal?

[kriptyc]