You Don't Have Stoner and Deathcurse Here To Protect You Now

[Rev. Johnny Tyler]

I asked a simple question Rev...]

...And you got a simple answer there, Magnum PI. You are a shitty detective and you simply came up with bum intelligence. You suck at this.

[Rev. Johnny Tyler]

Anyway, you are right about him laughing and you are right about nothing happening to him.

Yes. You are right. He was owned. He has a warrant for his arrest now. He has a judgement against him for stalking and harassing and he is now a wanted criminal at large. That alone means Pretzel needs to look over his shoulder for at least 7 years and make sure not to get picked up by any police.

And when he does...

"Section 43A. (a) Whoever willfully and maliciously engages in a knowing pattern of conduct or series of acts over a period of time directed at a specific person, which seriously alarms that person and would cause a reasonable person to suffer substantial emotional distress, shall be guilty of the crime of criminal harassment and shall be punished by imprisonment in a house of correction for not more than 21/2 years or by a fine of not more than $1,000, or by both such fine and imprisonment. The conduct or acts described in this paragraph shall include, but not be limited to, conduct or acts conducted by mail or by use of a telephonic or telecommunication device or electronic communication device including, but not limited to, any device that transfers signs, signals, writing, images, sounds, data or intelligence of any nature transmitted in whole or in part by a wire, radio, electromagnetic, photo-electronic or photo-optical system, including, but not limited to, electronic mail, internet communications, instant messages or facsimile communications."


And as Pretzel continues to needle and walk that fine line with me after that court date, here's what he's doing to himself...

"(b) Whoever, after having been convicted of the crime of criminal harassment, commits a second or subsequent such crime, or whoever commits the crime of criminal harassment having previously been convicted of a violation of section 43, shall be punished by imprisonment in a house of correction for not more than two and one-half years or by imprisonment in the state prison for not more than ten years."

And not that he'd ever apply for or get a real job, but if he did, he won't pass a background check. So if you dinks think nothing happened, then get down with yer bad selves. I've noticed you all post like neutered, limp-dicks since I got back here (Since you lost Stoner and DC). Why not step up your game, step over the line with me and tell me if it feels like nothing happened when I get done with you? Think about all the laughs you can have when nothing happens to you but a warrant for your arrest! FUN!

[cantstopthemusic]

He has a warrant for his arrest now.

For what? Failure to appear? Unless he gets busted within 200 miles of you, he'll still be having the last laugh AT YOU, dink!

He has a judgement against him for stalking and harassing

So, you took him to CIVIL (small claims) court - he DIDN'T show up - and you "won" a DEFAULT JUDGEMENT?

CONGRATULATIONS, that's not worth jack-shit - you fucking dumbass!

[Rev. Johnny Tyler]

He has a warrant for his arrest now.

For what? Failure to appear? Unless he gets busted within 200 miles of you, he'll still be having the last laugh AT YOU, dink!

He has a judgement against him for stalking and harassing

So, you took him to CIVIL (small claims) court - he DIDN'T show up - and you "won" a DEFAULT JUDGEMEN?

CONGRATULATIONS, that's not worth jack-shit - you fucking dumbass!

Then like I said, jackhole. Step over the line and see what it's worth.

[Luminiferous]

I asked a simple question Rev...]

...And you got a simple answer there, Magnum PI. You are a shitty detective and you simply came up with bum intelligence. You suck at this.

Actually a "shitty" detective wouldn't have found your name posting anywhere involving Edtard.

So you don't follow him around the internet and some other meatsock uses your same name and plants your comments regarding that freakshow on various sites.. Guess it's possible.

Okay..

Case dismissed.

[exitflagger]

I love how Mitzi always needs to state how uninterested in my shit she is just before going into a detailed rant about my shit that she just got done viewing intently.. And I mean DETAILED reviews of my shit..

True story: I just dropped a deuce and when I got up I looked in the commode and viewed it intently. Gave it a good review. Four and a half stars.

Goddammit. From this post, I have deduced....Exitflagger is Stevie!

You are dead to me.

[Rev. Johnny Tyler]

I asked a simple question Rev...]

...And you got a simple answer there, Magnum PI. You are a shitty detective and you simply came up with bum intelligence. You suck at this.

Actually a "shitty" detective wouldn't have found your name posting anywhere involving Edtard.

So you don't follow him around the internet and some other meatsock uses your same name and plants your comments regarding that freakshow on various sites.. Guess it's possible.

Okay..

Case dismissed.

That's right, Pissflipper. I am not that Teadea Fortuna person. I did not make any post that is not signed with my name and acknowledged by me as mine. Other people DO in fact post links to my blog and youtube videos because others have been stalked and harassed by Pretzel. I did not have to Google Pretzel and follow him around. I only needed to Google myself and see all the shit out there that he has posted. Now if you had any reading comprehension or attention to detail you would note the headline of my blog.

Class dismissed.

[Rev. Johnny Tyler]

Then like I said, jackhole. Step over the line and see what it's worth.

That's what I thought, chump. Keep walking.

[Calexxia]

True story: I just dropped a deuce and when I got up I looked in the commode and viewed it intently. Gave it a good review. Four and a half stars.

Goddammit. From this post, I have deduced....Exitflagger is Stevie!

You are dead to me.

Hey, I thought it was pretty good "detective work"! Just like oh so many of the other nym outings over the years....my god, you mean I'm actually NOT RIGHT? Goodness, how could that ever be!?


Seriously, all love to ya, Flagger, as you know. But I couldn't resist the jibe.

[Luminiferous]

That's right, Pissflipper. I am not that Teadea Fortuna person. I did not make any post that is not signed with my name and acknowledged by me as mine.

"Piss flipper"...

Where DO you come up with these zingers? How would one go about flipping piss by the way?

Fair enough on explaining the post similarities. Just noticed the similarities in the posts of you and this Fortuna person and thought maybe that was perhaps a band you were in at some point.
Of course if it was, EP would probably have claimed he owned it from an early band and sent a cease and desist warning...

I only needed to Google myself

Sounds like a daily occurrence.. However I did notice in the wordpress article regarding the Obama socialism picture that your name was mentioned nowhere by anyone, but you showed up 4 months later and posted and of course included your blogspot..

Your name was also not mentioned in the notreble.com Gene Simmons 2009 assault article, but you showed up 2 years later and posted a comment anyway, since Edweird had posted something stupid earlier..
Good on you. The more people know what they're dealing with, the better..
But those two posts alone, show you wouldn't have found the articles by simply typing your name in Google since your name wasn't mentioned.. (although I'm sure he'd gotten around to it eventually)

Now if you had any reading comprehension or attention to detail you would note the headline of my blog..

Yes... it seems you are both obsessed with each other.. Your blog isn't necessary, the Google search was all I needed. Thanks teach..

[Rev. Johnny Tyler]

Again there Lumie.. Check your reading skills and attention to detail. I have no clue what you are talking about. You'll have to show me.

[Luminiferous]

Again there Lumie.. Check your reading skills and attention to detail. I have no clue what you are talking about. You'll have to show me.

I'm afraid I cannot post the link on ipka.wordpress as it has his full name in it.. Big no-no on here remember?
You can find it on page two of Google search "edward *pr******** harassment"
He posted March 10th with no mention of you. You posted July 30th. He answers your post 3 months later on October 7th.

Here is the second link that you posted in over a year later using your Facebook. Again no mention of you in his babbling about Simmons over a year earlier....(I was mistaken about the two years, as that was another person's comments in 2009)

http://www.notreble.com/buzz/2009/12/27 ... r-assault/

Other than renting a seeing eye dog or hiring an interpreter for you Rev, I'm afraid that's all I can muster on my give a shit meter about this entire deal... Not that big of a deal if you searched his name. Big deal. Not like you haven't any reason to.. Some freaky shit really...
All of this is obviously just entertaining to me here on the sidelines..

[Rev. Johnny Tyler]

Again there Lumie.. Check your reading skills and attention to detail. I have no clue what you are talking about. You'll have to show me.

I'm afraid I cannot post the link on ipka.wordpress as it has his full name in it.. Big no-no on here remember?
You can find it on page two of Google search "edward *pr******** harassment"
He posted March 10th with no mention of you. You posted July 30th. He answers your post 3 months later on October 7th.

Here is the second link that you posted in over a year later using your Facebook. Again no mention of you in his babbling about Simmons over a year earlier....(I was mistaken about the two years, as that was another person's comments in 2009)

http://www.notreble.com/buzz/2009/12/27 ... r-assault/

Other than renting a seeing eye dog or hiring an interpreter for you Rev, I'm afraid that's all I can muster on my give a shit meter about this entire deal... Not that big of a deal if you searched his name. Big deal. Not like you haven't any reason to.. Some freaky shit really...
All of this is obviously just entertaining to me here on the sidelines..

Still no clue what you are talking about with that first site you are trying to describe. I signed the second one and take credit for it. You can't just get there by searching for Edtard Pretzel. You have to search for Edtard Pretzel court case. Please note the date of that post I made and then note the date ofthis blog post to know why it became time for me to again promote my pretzel blog and start recording his behavior again.

[Luminiferous]

Still no clue what you are talking about with that first site you are trying to describe. I signed the second one and take credit for it. You can't just get there by searching for Edtard Pretzel. You have to search for Edtard Pretzel court case.

No you actually don't. I found those links through Google using the words I described above, not your blog or searching the court case..
I found the Gene Simmons article on page four of Google under this same description..



Got a show to play tonight, so this is all I can do for ya man..

If you have hit so many sites the guy has been on that you've forgotten making posts about the guy, maybe that should tell you something.. Is he really worth it?

And I'm outta here..

[exitflagger]

I'm so rooting for a Pretzel beetlejuice. Go man, GO!

[The_Alternym™]

I'm so rooting for a Pretzel beetlejuice. Go man, GO!

Me too.

[Rev. Johnny Tyler]

Still no clue what you are talking about with that first site you are trying to describe. I signed the second one and take credit for it. You can't just get there by searching for Edtard Pretzel. You have to search for Edtard Pretzel court case.

No you actually don't. I found those links through Google using the words I described above, not your blog or searching the court case..
I found the Gene Simmons article on page four of Google under this same description..



Got a show to play tonight, so this is all I can do for ya man..

If you have hit so many sites the guy has been on that you've forgotten making posts about the guy, maybe that should tell you something.. Is he really worth it?

And I'm outta here..

Naw, mang. That article used to say something else. As the title shows, there was all kinds of stuff about Pretzels harassment over the Obama Joker image, his fake DMCA notices and links to my site and videos. Now it's been edited down to a sentence that doesn't even make sense. The comments also no longer make sense. Pretzel probably sent some fraudulent notice to the host and forced the guy to edit.

...And as your screenshot shows, you still had to search for "Edtard Pretzel Harassment." Can't get there by just searching his name.

Look man. Try as you might, you won't find me harassing Pretzel. I don't follow him to any place he posts that doesn't have something to do with my case. He's into KISS, Mustangs, etc. He's on forums all over the place, but unless it has something to do with my case, I don't post my link. For example, he has sent fraudulent DMCA takedown notices to my web hosts claiming he is the artist and owner of the Obama Joker image. He cried copyright infringement ad demanded they remove my site from the Internet. I actually had to deal with the legal department of my host on more than one occasion. It actually got so bad that my host was sick of it and wanted me gone just to rid themselves of the psycho. Frankly, they had every right. They never did boot me, but they would have been justified. So expect to see me advertising the truth about that by directing people to my blog when I see a post about the Pretzel threatening other people over the Joker image. Of course I would search for that as proof of his harassment of others in the same manner he harassed me. It is good for my case. Once again, as stated in the blog header, rather than run around trying to counter each incident of harassment individually, I direct people to my compilation by dropping the link in strategic, related locations.

You are grasping dude. The nutjob has been stalking and harassing me, my family and my coworkers for 6+ years now. SIX YEARS and the best example you can come up with of me "stalking" him back are two links to my blog posted only months ago. That's an awful lot of shitty detective work put in already for such a tiny payoff. Don't ya think? But hey... I know the effect I have on you knuckleheads. You can't help yourself.

Lastly, if your gonna grasp like that just to point out a couple of links to my blog that I posted over the last 6 years, you might want to count how many of my posts you and your fellow Rev followers have tailed, trolled, quoted and commented on in the last few DAYS! Maybe that should tell you something. Am I really worth it?

And I'm outa here!

*Edited to remove Pretzel's name from post.

[*flick*]

You're a proven liar. Not only did you post my real name, but you posted blatant lies about my military service record.

You're a shitty human being.

The last time you got clowned, everyone told you how it was going to go down. Yet you chose to melt so goddamn hard that you practically banned yourself.

But I digress.

To sum up: You posted my real name and told everyone I never served in the military. You had "files" on posters and said, quite clearly, that there would be "real life consequences" for us. You're a liar and a scumbag.

I hope this clears it up for you. Feel free to continue stewing in anger and resentment under the guise of "having fun" on the boards.

Have fun dwelling on message board posts from over 4 years ago, butt-hurt revisionist pussy. I got preemptively banned and everyone knows it. You were scared I would/could do to you what you had been doing to me all along... You SHOULD have been scared. You know what you did, bitch. Course unlike you losers, I never did anything to any of you. As for ramifications in real life... YEP! Like what Pretzel got. Our lawyer buddy was about to get the same. SUED for stalking and harassment. You all got owned, shitheel, because no matter how hard you all tried, you couldn't get me to run. Had to bring down the preemptive ban hammer. Now look. Many of the people involved were exposed themselves. Many were banned. LOL! Now I know who they are. We already know I know who YOU are, buddy.

And for the record, Unlike me, you never served this country and unlike me, you can't prove you did, anonymous message board pussy. Are you seriously crying about someone calling the message board claims of an anonymous pussy like you BULLSHIT? What a girl! Whaaaaa... He's making fun of my username! WHaaaa...

You, Son-Of_Sam_I_Am, are a one-armed hermaphrodite with the drip. You signed up for the military but got dishonorably discharged 2 weeks into basic training for trying to stick yer little bug fucker in a sleeping recruit's mouth. Now you are on the sex offenders list in your city. Whatcha gonna do? Cry about it? Sue me for defaming "Son_of_Sam_I_Am?" the anonymous message board pussy? LOL! Go fuck yourself, Hermie.

Holy fuck, you are so far off it is not even funny. Anyone with a retard's level of knowledge of this place (not you) can see you're not working with much. That last paragraph above, you can't back a word of that up. You're grasping so badly you wouldn't even get banned for an outburst like that. Malicious, no. Sad and stupid, yes.

[Rev. Johnny Tyler]

You're a proven liar. Not only did you post my real name, but you posted blatant lies about my military service record.

You're a shitty human being.

The last time you got clowned, everyone told you how it was going to go down. Yet you chose to melt so goddamn hard that you practically banned yourself.

But I digress.

To sum up: You posted my real name and told everyone I never served in the military. You had "files" on posters and said, quite clearly, that there would be "real life consequences" for us. You're a liar and a scumbag.

I hope this clears it up for you. Feel free to continue stewing in anger and resentment under the guise of "having fun" on the boards.

Have fun dwelling on message board posts from over 4 years ago, butt-hurt revisionist pussy. I got preemptively banned and everyone knows it. You were scared I would/could do to you what you had been doing to me all along... You SHOULD have been scared. You know what you did, bitch. Course unlike you losers, I never did anything to any of you. As for ramifications in real life... YEP! Like what Pretzel got. Our lawyer buddy was about to get the same. SUED for stalking and harassment. You all got owned, shitheel, because no matter how hard you all tried, you couldn't get me to run. Had to bring down the preemptive ban hammer. Now look. Many of the people involved were exposed themselves. Many were banned. LOL! Now I know who they are. We already know I know who YOU are, buddy.

And for the record, Unlike me, you never served this country and unlike me, you can't prove you did, anonymous message board pussy. Are you seriously crying about someone calling the message board claims of an anonymous pussy like you BULLSHIT? What a girl! Whaaaaa... He's making fun of my username! WHaaaa...

You, Son-Of_Sam_I_Am, are a one-armed hermaphrodite with the drip. You signed up for the military but got dishonorably discharged 2 weeks into basic training for trying to stick yer little bug fucker in a sleeping recruit's mouth. Now you are on the sex offenders list in your city. Whatcha gonna do? Cry about it? Sue me for defaming "Son_of_Sam_I_Am?" the anonymous message board pussy? LOL! Go fuck yourself, Hermie.

Holy fuck, you are so far off it is not even funny. Anyone with a retard's level of knowledge of this place (not you) can see you're not working with much. That last paragraph above, you can't back a word of that up. You're grasping so badly you wouldn't even get banned for an outburst like that. Malicious, no. Sad and stupid, yes.

I guess it's true what they say... Sarcasm is wasted on the mind of a child under the age of 7.

So you're saying he's NOT really a one-armed hermaphrodite?

Oh God I just love my morning coffee and Sludge monkeys!

[Luminiferous]

Lastly, if your gonna grasp like that just to point out a couple of links to my blog that I posted over the last 6 years, you might want to count how many of my posts you and your fellow Rev followers have tailed, trolled, quoted and commented on in the last few DAYS! Maybe that should tell you something.

Am I really worth it?

And I'm outa here!

Speaking of grasping, I have no reason to hit your blog.. No reason at all. Never have checked out your website/blog, etc.. Your lunacy on here is quite sufficient in any proof I've ever needed in my beliefs..
I explained how I found those links and none of them came from links in your blog. You can claim the links I posted have had comments edited (even though they obviously left in plenty of psychotic ramblings of Edweird) but since neither of us have proof of that, guess we'll have to call it a draw then..
Like I said, you have every right to keep tabs on the joker.. not like he hasn't given you reasons.

And I personally, can count how many of your posts I have tailed, trolled, quoted and commented on in the last few DAYS...It has been in this thread only. Sorry to deflate your ego, but I don't follow your posts on this board..
Now maybe if you start a Leatherwolf, Lillian Axe or Noize Toys thread, I might say different.

If you don't want anyone commenting in them, maybe you shouldn't create the threads, but you can't yell "WINNING!" just because someone posts in a thread you create.. ya big ol' meanie head....

[Rev. Johnny Tyler]

you might want to count how many of my posts you and your fellow Rev followers have tailed, trolled, quoted and commented on in the last few DAYS! Maybe that should tell you something. Am I really worth it?

I personally, can count how many of your posts I have tailed, trolled, quoted and commented on in the last few DAYS...It has been in this thread only. Sorry to deflate your ego...

You can find it on page two of Google search... You posted July 30th.

Here is the second link that you posted in over a year later using your Facebook....(I was mistaken about the two years, as that was another person's comments in 2009)

...hit Google and the first three articles I found (besides your blog).. You posted in all of the comments section.

I merely asked if you were that "Taedia Fortunata" nym because that same name seemed to have posted or copy/pasta'd your exact same response you made elsewhere.

just by judging from the limited search I did

Just noticed the similarities in the posts of you and this Fortuna person

I did notice in the wordpress article... you showed up 4 months later and posted and of course included your blogspot.

in the notreble.com Gene Simmons 2009 assault article... you showed up 2 years later and posted a comment

the Google search was all I needed

I found those links through Google... on page four of Google

you might want to count how many of my posts you and your fellow Rev followers have tailed, trolled, quoted and commented on in the last few DAYS! Maybe that should tell you something. Am I really worth it?

I personally, can count how many of your posts I have tailed, trolled, quoted and commented on in the last few DAYS...It has been in this thread only. Sorry to deflate your ego...

[Luminiferous]

Wow....that's an AWESOME use of the copy/pasta of every comment I made in this thread Rev.. TOP NOTCH! You know, like I admitted to doing in the final quote you pasted?

Now if you'd quoted how many of your posts I have tailed, trolled, quoted and commented on in the last few DAYS in OTHER threads you would have severely owned me into being some sort of "Rev follower" claim, but since I admitted to commenting in this thread only, there was no lying or misrepresentation in my quote..

I personally, can count how many of your posts I have tailed, trolled, quoted and commented on in the last few DAYS...It has been in this thread only.

[Rev. Johnny Tyler]

Alright man... If you still want to play... My turn...

It is nice to know that after tailing me to whatever sites you have been tailing me to, you were kind enough to bring it all back here to this one thread where you commenced to troll me with quotes and comments.

you might want to count how many of my posts you and your fellow Rev followers have tailed, trolled, quoted and commented on in the last few DAYS! Maybe that should tell you something. Am I really worth it?

Fair serve. Fair return!
Ya silly bastard.

[*flick*]

Oh Johnny, people spoon fed you shit all the time just to watch you make a total ass of yourself every time. You know fucking damn good and well the military service history of certain posters here and you bringing that up would only make you look like the crazy douche you are.

[*flick*]

I guess it's true what they say... Sarcasm is wasted on the mind of a child under the age of 7.

So you're saying he's NOT really a one-armed hermaphrodite?

Oh God I just love my morning coffee and Sludge monkeys!

No Rev, I'm saying everything you think you know was flung at you like poop in a monkey cage. And you're still the monkey in the cage.

[Rev. Johnny Tyler]

I guess it's true what they say... Sarcasm is wasted on the mind of a child under the age of 7.

So you're saying he's NOT really a one-armed hermaphrodite?

Oh God I just love my morning coffee and Sludge monkeys!

No Rev, I'm saying everything you think you know was flung at you like poop in a monkey cage. And you're still the monkey in the cage.

Wait... so I am the monkey in the cage and you guys are standing outside my monkey cage flingin' poop at me? You might have to explain what you meant a little more to me. I'm not too bright.

Sure you aren't a little confused? I mean, you see bars in front of you and you are flinging monkey poop at me. Could this be one of those weird 6th sense type twists and you're really the monkey?

Either way, I must be one hella entertainin' monkey 'cuz you been standing outside my cage for over 4 years, right? Why don't you walk away? Hmmm... Strange... It's like you can't! It's like you're somehow trapped, or CAGED if you will. Think about it, monkey.

[Rev. Johnny Tyler]

Oh Johnny, people spoon fed you shit all the time just to watch you make a total ass of yourself every time. You know fucking damn good and well the military service history of certain posters here and you bringing that up would only make you look like the crazy douche you are.

I am aware with proven certaintly of the military records of RockNRev, Rev. Johnny Tyler, KissAcademy and BattleHymns and no others. All other claims are bullshit until proven otherwise.

As for the spoon-feeding bit... See my post above, monkey.

[Rev. Johnny Tyler]

In the past you have threatened to expose people's information...why would someone give you theirs willingly, knowing what a dingbat you are?

You are mistaken, Sludge Monkey.

[MonkeyBoy]

[MitziDupree]

"Section 43A. (a) Whoever willfully and maliciously engages in a knowing pattern of conduct or series of acts over a period of time directed at a specific person, which seriously alarms that person and would cause a reasonable person to suffer substantial emotional distress......."

Okay, you guys, back off!

We don't want bad-assed Marine boy Rev to get seriously alarmed or suffer substantial emotional distress. AGAIN.



LOL. Pussy.