It's Hilarious What The Dinks Do For A Little Rev Attention
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It's Hilarious What The Dinks Do For A Little Rev Attention
I checked.
That is ALL WOMAN right there!
That is ALL WOMAN right there!
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Re: Winter Is NOT A Man!
Did you get a gander at those monolithic wham danglers on that scrumptious 117 lb frame?
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Her body is a wonderland.
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Re: Winter Is NOT A Man!
Rev. Johnny Tyler wrote:Her body is a wonderland.
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Rev. Johnny Tyler wrote:Her body is a wonderland.
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Re: Winter Is NOT A Man!
Dear Rev,
Seems like you started a thread championing an unpopular female Sludger once before. I also seem to recall that it didn't work out too well, causing said Sludger to trot out of here with a bad case of founder. Of course, I could be mistaken - my memory is fogged by some sort of noxious yellow smoke.
So - what do you have against Winter? Obviously, the tide has turned in your relationship. Dish!
Seems like you started a thread championing an unpopular female Sludger once before. I also seem to recall that it didn't work out too well, causing said Sludger to trot out of here with a bad case of founder. Of course, I could be mistaken - my memory is fogged by some sort of noxious yellow smoke.
So - what do you have against Winter? Obviously, the tide has turned in your relationship. Dish!
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Rev. Johnny Tyler wrote:Her body is a wonderland.
I knew you'd get that ass sooner or later.
Did she gobble the goo?
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Re: Winter Is NOT A Man!
Rev. Johnny Tyler wrote:I checked.
That is ALL WOMAN right there!
I call bullshit!
Do you have the PM's to prove it?
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Re: Winter Is NOT A Man!
I once got the trots after I bought a bad case of flounder.MitziDupree wrote:Dear Rev,
I also seem to recall that it didn't work out too well, causing said Sludger to trot out of here with a bad case of founder.
That was probably ketchup on his ear.
Re: Winter Is NOT A Man!
Damn right it is!Rev. Johnny Tyler wrote:Her body is a wonderland.
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Re: Winter Is NOT A Man!
He most certainly did.Ham Stroker's Ejacula wrote:Did you get a gander at those monolithic wham danglers on that scrumptious 117 lb frame?
He's my love muffin!
BarneyPipe wrote:
HEY!!!! Danny Partridge is the greatest bass player of all time. He was so fast it looked like his hand wasn't even moving.
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Re: Winter Is NOT A Man!
Rev. Johnny Tyler wrote:Winter Is NOTA Man!
So, which man is she?Rev. Johnny Tyler wrote:That is ALLWO MAN right there!
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You answered your own question.Facedown wrote:Rev. Johnny Tyler wrote:Winter Is NOTA Man!So, which man is she?Rev. Johnny Tyler wrote:That is ALLWO MAN right there!
BarneyPipe wrote:
HEY!!!! Danny Partridge is the greatest bass player of all time. He was so fast it looked like his hand wasn't even moving.
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Re: Winter Is NOT A Man!
YEAH YEAH! Dude looks lika a scabie.....
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Re: Winter Is NOT A Man!
RapeNRevtard cupped Winter's balls...
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Re: Winter Is NOT A Man!
Cupped them? Sounds more like he swallowed them like a mouthful of steak and lobster..
So with Dinky McFail's relegating anyone who even acknowledged and replied to his droll posts (yes laughter and ownage is a reply) to his "dink foe list", I guess he's going to try and jump on the GreazyCapri schtick?
How original..
Hey maybe Winter can start typing her uninspired lovelorn responses to him in yellow?
So with Dinky McFail's relegating anyone who even acknowledged and replied to his droll posts (yes laughter and ownage is a reply) to his "dink foe list", I guess he's going to try and jump on the GreazyCapri schtick?
How original..
Hey maybe Winter can start typing her uninspired lovelorn responses to him in yellow?
Re: Winter Is NOT A Man!
Thanks for the suggestion!
BarneyPipe wrote:
HEY!!!! Danny Partridge is the greatest bass player of all time. He was so fast it looked like his hand wasn't even moving.
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Not bold and do not enlarge the font..
Remember this is for Dinky... He'll thank you later.
Remember this is for Dinky... He'll thank you later.
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Re: Winter Is NOT A Man!
Oops, meant which man iss he?Winter wrote:You answered your own question.Facedown wrote:Rev. Johnny Tyler wrote:Winter Is NOTA Man!So, which man is she?Rev. Johnny Tyler wrote:That is ALLWO MAN right there!
bonedog wrote:I let Facedown get the better of me
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Re: Winter Is NOT A Man!
Rev, would you let me grasp your cock and guide it into Winter's tight, wet pussy? I could even turn my head if you'd like. I hope I'm not coming across as a dink or a homosexual. I just think it'd be a great honor.
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Thanks Greez, but it already knows the way.
...But if you could tell me how to get to Sesame Street, that would be cool' cuz I still can't get there.
...But if you could tell me how to get to Sesame Street, that would be cool' cuz I still can't get there.
Re: Winter Is NOT A Man!
Oh Rev dahling....where art thou my love?
BarneyPipe wrote:
HEY!!!! Danny Partridge is the greatest bass player of all time. He was so fast it looked like his hand wasn't even moving.
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Re: Winter Is NOT A Man!
Really?
Nobody wants to see you snail trailing up the Boards with your insipid banter with r-tard.
Honestly.
I'ts less gross when Greezy does it.
You fucking Mancow.
Nobody wants to see you snail trailing up the Boards with your insipid banter with r-tard.
Honestly.
I'ts less gross when Greezy does it.
You fucking Mancow.
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Re: Winter Is NOT A Man!
So Winter, did you have a boot to your neck while being forced to watch RapeNRevtard get a train ran on him at the pool hall? Those "real bikers" he hangs around with can be rough on him.
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Re: Winter Is NOT A Man!
Winter, don't give them any more info.
Re: Winter Is NOT A Man!
Heh, I wont. No one need to know about our little escapade. Shhhhhh.....
We can hint though right?
We can hint though right?
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HEY!!!! Danny Partridge is the greatest bass player of all time. He was so fast it looked like his hand wasn't even moving.
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http://youtu.be/nf0oXY4nDxEEfilnikufesin wrote:YEAH YEAH! Dude looks lika a scabie.....
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All I'll say is, "nice meeting you" and leave it at that. You should too.Winter wrote:Heh, I wont. No one need to know about our little escapade. Shhhhhh.....
We can hint though right?
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Re: Winter Is NOT A Man!
Hey Winter how does your Husband feel about the Rev-Tard touching yer nuts?
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Re: Winter Is NOT A Man!
Translation: Yeah if this were all true we could have done this via pm, but since my schtick is gathering about as much attention as a Steve Plunkett guitar lesson, let's splatter the board with flirtatious innuendos and I'll pretend I only read your posts..tee hee..Rev. Johnny Tyler wrote:All I'll say is, "nice meeting you" and leave it at that. You should too.Winter wrote:Heh, I wont. No one need to know about our little escapade. Shhhhhh.....
We can hint though right?